Worcester Renaissance Continues In Canal District As Mambo Drink Hoodboogers Run From And Harass Cops On Water Street

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The Mass Democratic Convention is in Worcester this weekend and Mayor Puddy has urged people to go out and hit up the restaurants (preferably the ones not fueled by heroin profits) in order to take part in Worcester’s “renaissance.” And according to Steve Quist over at Worcester Politics 101 (who recently had to sell his house because his wife left his sorry, pathetic ass) the Paw Sox are gonna be moving to the Canal District too…..

Well, let’s check out what’s going on over on Water Street, right in the heart of the Canal District and Worcester’s “renaissance”…..

Yay multiculturalism!!

Gee whiz, I wonder what establishment these fine, upstanding men and women were coming from….

No, it couldn’t be Mambo Drink. They attract such a great crowd. A crowd that never flows into the streets, starts fights, destroys property, and attacks cops. They must’ve been coming from the Hotel Vernon. We can’t say anything about Mambo Drink, because if you do, you’re a racist. Didn’t you hear? They’re a minority owned business, and thus are exempt from criticism. That’s what Lock 50’s owner Ed Russo said 2 years ago when this problem was first addressed.

Anyway, this is what cops have to deal with on a daily basis. Mobs of assholes. These are the people leading the “cops be racist you” charge on social media. Revving their motorcycles in the middle of a crowded street to let everyone know the rumors are NOT true about their micropenises. Laughing at cops who fall down trying to appehend some shitehad running away from them. Honestly, just mace them all and shoot the ones who still won’t comply. The silent majority by and large supports you, and you actually have a President who won’t throw you under the bus now. Fuck em.

So yea, are you an investor looking to open a business in Worcester? If so, this is what your future looks like. Come join the Worcester Renaissance!!

7 Comment(s)
  • Screw PC
    June 4, 2018 at 12:51 pm

    Arrest all the clowns causing the problems and book them for disorderly conduct, impound the cycles and sell them and send all profits to the Providence Police Relief Fund, and direct all those present who complain to pack for an extended vacation and show up at the following address:

    USCIS Complaint Department
    105 Sockanosset Cross Rd
    Cranston, RI 02920

  • whatevuh
    June 3, 2018 at 9:51 pm

    are you sure this isn’t Springfield?

  • Jack
    June 3, 2018 at 11:51 am

    Water St. used to be great several decades ago. Was a cobblestone street, before the city geniuses decided to asphalt it. It’s a shadow compared to what it was!

  • Captain Trips
    June 3, 2018 at 9:26 am

    They try to fix cities up without addressing the primary problem which is the criminal-minded immoral ghetto slobs that inhabit it

    Without addressing that, all is prone to failure

  • British TG
    June 3, 2018 at 7:44 am

    It looks like club and kebab getting time on a weekend during Freshers week in any British city centre.

    • British TG
      June 3, 2018 at 7:45 am

      Club turfing out time, I should say

  • phillip j mckracken
    June 3, 2018 at 7:16 am

    Shit flows downhill over there, literally. Savages, every one of them

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