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We had no idea when this episode of Turtleboy Live on Clarence Woods Emerson’s Facebook page began that a legendary Worcester stripper would call into the show live and give us a piece of her mind. You don’t want to miss this. It was AMAZING!! Uncle Turtleboy and Intern Turtle also discussed the 1 overdose rule at the Kelley Square Burger King, Michelle Dubois getting woke about General Hooker, school protests, death threats, and the PURR Cat Cafe owner’s latest drunken debacle.
We call Myssie, the former Centerfold’s stripper who quit over their tip policy, around the 32:30 mark.
“Little bitch boy. By the way Im from West Warwick bitch, not Worcester, you wanna talk about hoodrats then get the right hood.”
Mic drop. Hangs up.
Then we speak to her again at the 41:30 mark and she puts her son on the phone.
“I spoke Maahhhhlllbros, not Newports. So get it right!!”
“Your friends with the club.”
“I’m the only girl at that club who has the balls to speak up.” – Woman who took a $500 bribe not to join the class action suit against Centerfold’s.
“I’ve been a CNA for 17 years you dumb fuck.” – Of course you are.
“Get your facks straight!!”
“Ohhh…you guys must be the Richard N. Vulva, you must be in on the strip club.”
“Desk girl is probably you, you little fa**ot.”
And so much more…..
31 Comment(s)
I love her new facebook profile picture! It just screams look I am a classy stripper with my professional photoshoot in best attire and choker!
Well its good to know u are stalking my facebook! You all must like me if you keep spending time googling me, commenting on this article, trying t find ways to insult me but you cant! How bout spend some time with your real life and stop being a predator on the internet! But then again, im glad i am on SO many peoples minds lately!
Sad thing is that this whores reakl name is probably Misty not just her stage name.
I think its a lik bit more sad, that u do not already know that Misty isnt my real name! U obviously did not read the article in the first place so why comment?
What a worthless whore. She is a CNA. Way to brag about being paid shit to clean shit. It’s about the worst job on the planet. What filthy trash and of course she has a fuck trophy that doesn’t stand a chance because mommy is a dirty filthy pig.
So taking care of sick people, elderly people, idk maybe even someone in your own family, is a job that you bash people for? Well in that case I hope when the time comes and you need your assed wiped and be fed daily, that you get stuck with the non caring CNA who walks in, shuts off your call light and makes you lay in your shitty pants till the next shift comes on! Its sad that there are CNAs out there that do such things, but in this guys case I would think it would be acceptable! Shame on you to shame caretakers!
Wouldn’t it been SO much easier to have just gotten with “the program”? Finished high school, took some stupid at the local community college, maybe transfered, got a paper for something, got a respectable job, worked your ass off, paid the mortgage, built up a 401K, maybe a cabin in the woods…and just grew old? In comfort. But No,,, gotta have them tatts, abusive loser boyfriends, strip club job doesn’t offer a pension, but if you’re all doped up on the magic powder,,, you feel good…like until tomorrow.
Too bad there’s not a Blog that actually defends these type of people from being mistreated instead of tearing them down and trying to make their situations worse. These are the type of people that actually need help. As I stated before I believe she’s telling the truth. All strippers have to pay to strip but in a gross establishment, they should be paying that much.
And now…. for your listening and dancing pleasure……MISTY !!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA…
I would not know what it feels like doped up on magic powder as I do not do drugs! I have been to college, so Im pretty sure u need a high school diploma to do that. You have no idea what I have or havent done in life! And finaly, tatts? Hahahhah this is how I know u people REALLY do not know me lol but feel free to rant on!
this is beyond amazing. need pt 2 asap!!!
Why would someone blog to defend a trash bag that called another forum to have her story out out there
I believe the stripper. And he keeps talking about she sounds like she smoked a Newport he sounds like he smoked a carton. Sounds like Howard Stern’s friend I can’t remember his name. I don’t think she is lying at all. I think everything she said is true. And you guys just want a clown her so much instead of reporting the real facts. That is what this site is. A clown people site.
K- stop trying to be knight in shining armor. It’s not going to get you laid.
I am a female, and my husband takes good care of me. Are you saying this because I’m telling the truth? I’m not bowing down like the rest of you?
So Fuppasloth contacts MassLive to do an article about how she is being mistreated. Now she is furious because Turtleboy did an article and she is all over social media. The best part is she didn’t go hide under a rock she is now trolling all media and making an ass out of herself even further by having phone interviews!! Way to go Misty your a class act!!!
I’d take Misty to the House of Many Cums and tie her up for my pleasure whether she wants it or not.
You fucks turtle boys think you’re gods to jugde people
Hope someone fucks
All of you up
Bunch of pussys
Show your fucken face
Evil devils
I agree show your face! You show everyone elses faces in all your stories but yet wont show your own? And I am the one who is a pussy w no backbone? Lmao this gets funnier by the hour! Why is he so scared to be seen? Im pretty sure turtle bitch has been in the club so im just dying t see what he looks like! Please show us lol
Hahaha. Go get your GED you illiterate dummy.
Oh sweetie I have had my GED since 1993! Do u realize how foolish it sounds that you are trying to roast me without even knowing what you are talking about?
Hahaha. You couldn’t graduate high school like most people with an IQ over 10. You graduated from the school of hard cocks.
Well lets see now, I was a teenager mom remember? But i did get my diploma while i was 9 months preganant in the same month i would have graduated anyway! And i also went to college so your joke is still irrelevent! Three baby daddies lmao its funny that u all think it bothers me but im pretty sure that after 25 years of being a mom, I have heard ALL of this before, You know, years ago lol so you will all have to think of new ways to offend me because this shit is more commical to me than offensive!
Melisa is like every mom my friends had when I was growing up in Quincy. Fuckin right, hard edge take no shit mother. When the son, who seems pretty cool by the way, keeps her off the phone to defuse things, that’s classic West Quincy single parent mom and son right there. lol. For some reason or another, I would have the cops showing up at the house, and my own mom would come out, flickering her butt and screaming get the fuck away from my son, I don’t care what he did, get a warrant, or arrest him if you got proof. You go Melisa! Intern Turtle was cool too. Uncle, lost it a little there. I think back to when TBS had Maria Lea (the Revere Poon tang Puss popper) on. That was classic b/c you killed her with kindness. That honey got more of a quality Bee interview return. The screaming back “stupid fuck, moron, stripper, sell out,” shit, really took away from the real dialogue that could have been had. Was a bit surprised really, doesn’t reflect well on trying to shed light on the world of ratchedness. Also, trying to stick the badges in, Bulls flat rim, food stamps, etc sort of showed straw grasping. In fact, made me wonder who was the bigger douche with the Boston accent. Please consider in the future. All in all, still good show. I can still hear Myssie screaming, “Mutha fucker …………….” LMAO.
#justiceforMisty! #justiceforalldancersatCenterfolds #stopworkplaceviolence #shutdownthatbrothel #timetotakeastand #ladiesstandupforyourself #breakthesilence #growsomefcknballsbitches #strippershaverightstoo! So many women that work or have worked in that run down shack brothel, for many diff reasons, have been physically, emotionally and mentally abused from management! Its time to take a stand, defend ourselves and do what is right! Dont let them keep putting “baby in a corner”! Speak up! Defend your soul! U know this is not how it should be! No other club that I have EVER worked at, treated the girls this way! NONE! And omg I have never seen a manager physically hurt another dancer, until Paul assaulted me that night! This place is the most traumatizing place I have ever stepped into! How much longer will you take it ladies?
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“Melisa is like every mom my friends had when I was growing up in Quincy.”
Or any other town skanks like Melissa live.
“Fuckin right, hard edge take no shit mother.”
Hardly. She takes shit every day. She’s all mouth ZERO backbone. She’s a dumb twat.
“classic West Quincy single parent mom and son right there.”
No, classic rachetness. Rachetness knows no geography.
“For some reason or another, I would have the cops showing up at the house, and my own mom would come out, flickering her butt and screaming get the fuck away from my son, I don’t care what he did, get a warrant, or arrest him if you got proof.”
Braggart.
“In fact, made me wonder who was the bigger douche with the Boston accent. Please consider in the future.”
Melissa. Definitely Melissa.
Get Fucked,
Finn
Misty (the 90’s called, they want their stripper name back),
“So many women that work or have worked in that run down shack brothel, for many diff reasons, have been physically, emotionally and mentally abused from management!”
Yet you continually to take money from them. You don’t sound like victim. You sound like a dumb twat who didn’t leave a bad situation. No one made you work there.
“Its time to take a stand, defend ourselves and do what is right! Dont let them keep putting “baby in a corner”!”
Worst use of “Dirty Dancing” quote ever. What is it that you want? Better wages? Bring your legitimate concerns (professionally) to management. If they ignore you or tell you to pound sand – GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. You’re obviously not being valued. However, it’s NOT your place to negotiate after they say “no”. Pick up your pride and go somewhere that you’re appreciated. You acted like a petulant child even when shown the door. You’re well over grownup age – learn to leave a room gracefully.
“And omg I have never seen a manager physically hurt another dancer, until Paul assaulted me that night!”
Just because you post it, doesn’t make it true. You have no self control, no class and you love playing the victim and taking zero responsibility for your trashy actions. You were fired and you didn’t like it and made it into something else. Grow the fuck up.
“This place is the most traumatizing place I have ever stepped into! How much longer will you take it ladies?”
Be thankful you’re not a first responder, you dumb twat. That’s trauma. You show your twat for a living. Who’s traumatizing who?
Get Fucked,
Finn
Awesome !! Simply awesome you took the words right out of my mouth !! Pretty sure Misty is a professional victim. Just waiting for the Go Fuck me I mean the Go Fund Me page…..any minute now…wait for it…wait for it LMAO. When it does show up u heard it here first LMAO ! #dumpsterjuice
I never even thought of a GFM page – but yeah, that makes sense. 🙂 Nice point.