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Last week some asshole from the Worcester DPW parked in a handicapped spot in Webster Square plaza while eating breakfast on the clock.
We messaged Mayor Petty’s press secretary Dan Racicot for comment on this, and he has refused to even message back, even though he always messages back. This has clearly set the the tone that parking in handicapped spots in Worcester is OK, particularly in Webster Square plaza, because it happened again yesterday.
In a Yellow Cab nonetheless. Here’s how you can contact Yellow Cab in Worcester about their asshole driver who thinks it’s OK to do this.
Not sure if we’ll be able to publicly shame this individual, since they work for this company, but we can certainly shame Yellow Cab. I think the real mystery here is how cabs are still a thing. Seriously, who orders a cab when Uber exists? Do these people just enjoy shitty, slow, more expensive service? You’d figure a dying industry like that would make it a point to at least come across as decent human beings. Instead they park in handicapped spots because it appears they’ve run out of fucks to give.
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On another note, I bet his semen is trippy….
New Chi does not approve of this message!! (But he thinks it be HILarious!!)
Probably got tipped extra to park while the drunk college kid went to pick up a pizza.
Nothing to see here, there was clearance for Diane Williamson’s Subaru
That cab looks like a shitbox. No wonder Uber is doing so well. New cars at half the cost and a APP that lets me watch the car coming so I get out front just when I need too. And I don’t have to get out a block away from my destination cause the car is a embarrassment.
Enough with the parking already. NOBODY gives a shit, so just stop.
Then dont read it moron
Awesome reporting. All over those parking issues. Can’t wait for the expose on the late paid excise taxes.
Aren’t 65 percent of Taxi Drivers handicapped anyway? He was probably obese, or all fucked up physically and mentally. It seems like a suck job. A taxi driver would be one of the last people who gives a shit, even if you put this on the front page of USA Today.
On another note, I bet his semen is trippy….
On another note, I bet his semen is trippy….
On another note, I bet his semen is trippy….
Dr T Boyd is Greg Bates
Are cabbies in a union, too? Because union members have lost all fucks to give. As a toll taker that is STILL taking your tax money. Unions are the theft that keeps on taking.
Abdul forgot he was driving a cab, he thought he was on his flying carpet
Taxi drivers, the only people on the planet dumber than Uber drivers . . .
What makes an Uber driver dumb? Just curious since I did it for awhile while obtaining my masters.
They drive for Uber… it’s a tough one to understand… you probably overthought it. Now get out there and make $12/hour after expenses as a subcontractor for a company enjoying billions of dollars world wide. Your student loans should be paid off in no time! 😉
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