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Yankee Fan In Green Monster Seats Claims Red Sox Fans Yelled Racial Slur At Andrew McCutcheon During Yankees Win, Except His Picture Is From Before 2013

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It wouldn’t be a Red Sox game without a fake hate crime, and that’s exactly what we got from a Yankee fan sitting in the Green Monster seats tonight:

Oh no, another drunken Red Sox fan calling a visiting player the n word!! This is an epidemic!! Did anyone get it on video? Nope. Anyone else complaining about it? Nope. Just one guy who happens to be a fan of the other team and constantly tweets about the Red Sox to his 9 followers:

Nevertheless everyone is falling for it…..

Now what I could do is go back and look at a video of Gary Sanchez’ home run, then pause it to see if that kid is in that seat. Or I could I look at this picture again:

And I could see that the Yankees are wearing gray, and the Red Sox are wearing white. (players in the Red Sox dugout are also wearing white, in case you want to argue that those are the Yankees on the field, which they’re not). The problem with this is the Red Sox wore red tonight:

Oh, and postseason games have 6 umps:

This game has 4 umps. This game was not played tonight.

Oh, and look at the red banners up top. You see two along the right hand side. The problem is there’s three:

So this was pre-2013.

But wait, there’s another account tweeting out that they heard the racial slurs:

And look who immediately found it:

Then look what that account tweeted on August 20:

Turns out @ffoetile was just fucking with people:

And it’s likely the same guy running both accounts.

Worst. Race hoax. Ever.

I really am looking forward to seeing the New York media, and then ESPN pick up on this story and get some cheap clicks with their “Boston is a racist city jive.” Jemele Hill won’t bother looking into this because it fits her agenda.

Meanwhile, I’m pretty sure we’re getting trolled here, because the guy who posted this isn’t exactly a SJW:

Oops!! Can’t wait to hear from Trenni, Tomase, and Reimer about this one. Can’t wait for white SJWs to lecture me about how I can’t understand racism in Boston because I’m white. Same time next week.

17 Comment(s)
  • Yea
    October 8, 2018 at 10:08 am

    Hard to make out, but the extended netting isn’t there either which was added last year. Idk, we’ve all been to Fenway a million times and never heard anything like that. That place has been pretty tame for a long time now, which is good in some ways.

  • Akihito
    October 8, 2018 at 7:51 am

    The Mossad are here and if you stand in the way of the chosen ubermenchen seizing the locals then you are anti american

  • Conservative Mom
    October 7, 2018 at 8:55 pm

    More B.S. I’m sick of it. Now Susan Rice is saying she is going to take Susan Collin’s seat, what a joke!!!!!

    Susan is a great senator and did the right thing. The people of Maine would never vote Rice in for senate. The last thing we need is more Obamaites monkeying around in congress like Spartacus and Kamala Spare-Us. Maine is the whitest state the union and it needs to stay like that, the people there arent’ stupid…

  • I'm Racist
    October 7, 2018 at 12:57 pm

    Your fucking right I’m racist. I watch/read the news everyday and have come to the conclusion that I don’t want anything to do with black people, it’s their own fault. Go Live PD!!

  • Liz Warrens crooked finger
    October 7, 2018 at 12:47 pm

    Elections in Mass are not rigged. EVERYBODY in the state always votes for me yay!

  • Dr. Lying Cunt Ford
    October 7, 2018 at 11:48 am

    Thats bnb it kavanaugh all white men. The images are deep in your memory.

  • DTA
    October 7, 2018 at 10:05 am

    If you were to overlay a heat map of the residences of welfare recipients and the residences of Yankees fans they would line up perfectly. This is not a coincidence. Often welfare cheats collect benefits in more than one state and on the island.

  • Can I get a witness?
    October 7, 2018 at 9:43 am

    You want to experience the most intense racism ever? Play a pickup came of soccer with a bunch of Latin dudes that are all from different countries. Make sure you have a Spanish speaking friend in the game to translate for you.

    • John Fucking Kerry
      October 7, 2018 at 5:04 pm

      Plant land mines on that field.

  • Fenway Park is a Rat Infested Shithole
    October 7, 2018 at 8:45 am

    No worries Yankees will find out who this is and Yankee fans will kick the shit out of him.

    • You’re welcome
      October 7, 2018 at 9:53 am

      You mean fuck the shit into him

  • Niko poopycockass
    October 7, 2018 at 8:31 am

    It’s true! I heard it! Call Borges! Kevin Cullen was sitting next to me and heard it too. He was so upset he had to leave and go down to McGaffigan’s for some Coldies with Sully the firefighter!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Mike Barnicle
      October 7, 2018 at 1:54 pm

      I was there and I heard it too!

  • Forever Trust In Who We Are
    October 7, 2018 at 8:09 am

    Allegations aren’t worthy of a reply. Metallica will provide my rebuttal.

  • Ted Baxter
    October 7, 2018 at 7:59 am

    Terrifying and life changing. If it was even close to true, this kid better grow up in a bubble. Yankee Stadium is full if the cities upstanding citizens. Great job calling this idiot out. Now we are going to have to change more street names. Sad!

  • Wally The Green Monster
    October 7, 2018 at 7:20 am

    Stop being silly!!

    I think the FBI will have it’s hands full trying to track down the man who raped Christine Ford and the other two ladies…

    There is a serial rapist out there somewhere!!!

    • The Coupe' has failed.... again.
      October 7, 2018 at 8:20 am

      Has O.J. found the real killer yet? If he has looked in a mirror, he can help investigate Ford’s sexual assault perjury and Sweatdicks gang rape fantasy.

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