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The 1:00 games today are so bad that I’d honestly rather watch golf. The highlight of the day so far happened in the Cincinnati Bengals facialization of the New Orleans Saints, when the Bengals Jermaine Gresham tried to give a football to some smokeshow Bengals fan in the end zone, and a Saints fan stole the ball right from her bosom. Keep in mind, the game is taking place IN New Orleans:
Alright so I’m gonna have to disagree with the internet on this one. All I’m seeing is nonsense like this:
Get the hell out of my face with that jive. Newsflash – that ball was up for grabs and the stronger person got it. That’s how shit works in the wild. He didn’t steal the ball from some little kid on a Boy’s Club field trip. He took what was rightfully his from a grown ass woman on a power trip. I am 100% with the disgruntled Saints fan. First of all, his team sucks. They just got their asses kicked by the Bengals and they’re 4-6. Then you have this carpetbagger lady from Cincinnati in his home stadium rubbing it in. And he’s supposed to just let her leave there with a football that was CLEARLY up for grabs?
Seriously though, why is the internet siding with this woman?
That is the face of a man who does not give a shit if the entire internet hates him right now. You just can’t help but respect that arrogant smile he’s got going on. This guy’s gonna go home and have a good laugh about this one with his funeral jazz band.
Oh yea, and those aren’t even her seats!!! Not only is she a carpetbagger, she’s also a usurper of front row seats. Plus, we’ve said it before and we’ll say it again – Turtleboy Sports is a feminist family blog. We believe women are just as strong as men and can do anything men can. You want the ball? Go get it. Don’t beg this dude for it and cry for internet sympathy when it doesn’t go your way. You just set back feminism 50 years with this face:
Stop looking for a handout lady. You lost, now go back to Cincinnati and bow your head in shame.
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I agree. That lady sucks and she lost. At least the saints fans can celebrate one thing this week; even if it wasn’t their team winning the game
Whatever a “Turtle Boy” is, it is certainly ignorant. I’ve never seen such stupid bull s hit on a website. Here’s a black guy stealing from a white woman, unashamedly. Was that Obama? Looked too fat but same behavior. Defend that, as shole.