A Turtle Rider Murdered This Snowman In Cold Blood That Some Punk Kids Blocked The Road With On Reservoir Street
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On Reservoir Street in Worcester, about a quarter mile from the Holden line, a turtle rider came across a snowman in the middle of a road that some punk kids put up as some sort of joke. He had to drive around it like the other cars had to do. But the thing was in the middle of the road and was actually pretty dangerous. So he did the only thing a good citizen of the Woo could do:
Boom! Right in the kisser!!
Fuck you snowman!!
How are the roads in your town? We’re tentatively planning a bone ride tomorrow to check out the roads in various Worcester County towns. Beep beep! Turtleboy’s coming to town!
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