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Saw this story and couldn’t stop laughing, which was appropriate considering what the story was about:
In one of the most hilarious tall tales of all time we simply must read this story together from WCVB and make sure you watch the video in the link:
Two students said they had a reaction to marijuana-laced brownies they ate on a school bus in Charlton Friday afternoon. Stephanie Nichols, a sophomore at Bay Path Regional Vocational Technical High School, said she was in shop class when a boy started selling brownies to the class. “He had brownies and everyone was buying them,” Nichols said. “I went up to him and I bought them. I had no clue that there was anything in the brownies.”
Stop the fight!! Stop right there!!! A kid is selling brownies in shop class. Nothing good can EVER come out of selling brownies in shop class. EVER!! And these kids actually want us to believe that this shady kid was randomly selling brownies in class, because apparently he’s running an unlicensed Goddamn bake sale, and they just thought to themselves, “gee, I could really go for a brownie right now.” Yea, that sounds believable. How much did the brownies cost?
Nichols said she paid $5 for two brownies and she and her cousin, Stephanie Redmond, also a sophomore at the school, ate them on the bus.
Five freaking dollar for two brownies!!! Because that’s what non-pot laced brownies are going for on the black market now. Let’s just pretend for a moment that they didn’t know there was weed in the brownies. You’re telling me that this kid offered them two standard brownies for $5 and they said “that sounds like a fair and reasonable price.” Yea, nothing fishy about this story!!!
Both had a reaction the pot-laced brownies and had to be taken to the hospital.
“I had like a laugh attack,” Redmond said. “Then afterward, my heart started like racing.” Redmond said her heart rate went up to 160 and she was told she could’ve had a stroke.
The hospital!!! For a laughing attack!!! From POT!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Charlton police are investigating, but the girls’ mothers are also demanding that the school take swift action.
I cannot wait until the Charlton Police Department’s Facebook page posts about this. These are the same police who brought us the infamous rap battle post. I can’t wait to see what they do with this one!!!
“They just gave us the impression that ‘Oh, we handled it. We suspended him. That’s the end of it.’ It’s not. My kid almost died,” Laura Redmond said.
No lady, your kid did not almost die. Your kid purposely bought a pot brownie and then you caught her and her cousin geeking out so they sold you this story that any normal parent would figure out is a standard teenager lie. And instead of nodding your head in shame, you bought every single word of it and called WCVB News. Parenting fail.
Everything I needed to know about Mom I figured out within five seconds of looking at her Facebook page and seeing this:
Is there anything worse than the person on your Facebook roster who tells you to write “amen” in the comments and promises some sort of prize in return? They are worse than Trigglypuff’s soiled laundry.
“I personally don’t want to go back to that school because I’m getting threats,” Nichols said.
Kid should not be threatening other kids. Even if one of them makes a voluntary choice to buy a pot brownie, gets caught by Mom, pretends to be dying, goes to the hospital, rats out the drug dealer, and claims to be a clueless victim.
We know exactly what happened here because we’ve seen this story play out a million times before. When people first start experimenting with pot they have a tendency to…..embellish just how high they are. That’s what happened here. These girls probably tried pot for the first or second time, got really baked, and started overdoing it a little bit. Mom got wise and figured out something was up so they played dumb. Classic throwback 90’s teenager move.
Look, I understand that high school kids are gonna lie to their parents from time to time to get out of trouble. Some parents are more gullible than others. But my beef with these girls is that they’re trying to badmouth and stigmatize pot. No one has EVER died from pot. EVER!! Now the Chris Christie’s of the world will use this in their never ending crusade to make sure pot is forever illegal. You can lie to your Mom all you want, but don’t you dare bad mouth pot brownies!!!
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