She decided not to use it, fam!
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On today’s episode of people who shouldn’t be allowed on the internet I bring you Cassie Renee. Her unplanned pregnancy is your gain!
What’s up with the dumb girls named Cassie in the Reev? It’s like the Guttermuppet bat signal or some shit.
She thought it was a good idea to sell her unused emergency contraception on a Fall River yard sale page for a discount. You can’t get much more Fall River than that!
Because it was Fall River someone popped that screenshot up on Threw Up and all hell broke loose. Cassie chimed in.
Jenny Pina, that’s not sex… that would be the rape of a child.
Now I’m trying to imagine a circumstance where I, as a female, would just have this shit just laying around my house. I’m in a committed relationship. Birth control is pretty available and cheap/free. When you’re with someone as long as this chick claims to have been you pretty much have your pull and pray tummy pancake routine set.
Nah, not in Fall River. You’re going to blast a few Bubble Guppies inside her, toss her a pill that will rip the actual guts out of her vagina and make her wish she was dead for a week or three. (I took it ONCE after a whoops with my baby daddy in the early years and I’d rather drop another calf than chomp that uterine shedding snack ever again.) Then she’s going to decide the only way to keep you around is to let your benefit batter in her stinky pinky and finally, when she’s out of drug money, she’s going to try and hock your pity puddle pill to anyone within the South Coastal region.
Next time just do the poor dude plowing you a favor and swallow the cock snot. You’re clearly not mentally mature enough for more dependents.
What could go wrong with second hand pre-abortion pills online anyways? She’s got to be reputable.
Just look at that face.
I wish I could say that I dream about people not being idiots on the Internet but then we wouldn’t have fun at her expense.
Actually, I just really wanted to see how many smart ass dick, vag, period, and semen jokes I could fit in to one story.