• Goth Chick Mocks Turtle Riders All Day, Then Leaves Crying Voicemail With Turtleboy Surrendering Because Wendy’s Cut Her Hours



    Goth Chick Mocks Turtle Riders All Day, Then Leaves Crying Voicemail With Turtleboy Surrendering Because Wendy’s Cut Her Hours

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    So that goth chick who works at Wendy’s in Fitchburg talked a big game to us yesterday in her hilarious voicemail:

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    You have to admit, the chick is confident. She is not at all like the people who have commented on our inbox. She is “well versed, knowledgable on what she’s saying, knowledgable on the legal actions and rights that Tiara has regarding this blog.”

    Well, the voicemail she left us today did NOT sound anything like the legal expert we heard the previous day. It actually sounded like a broken woman who deeply regrets poking the turtle, as she attempts to say something while holding back tears….

    “You win, OK?”

    Mission accomplished. Nothing else matters. Let this be a lesson Zahrah. We don’t want to destroy people like you. It’s not why we went into this business. All we wanna do is give hot takes on the comings and goings of local skagrags. We like to break real news and cover the stories the MSM is too afraid to. We don’t go looking for people like Zahrah. We only respond to them when they come after us or do something insanely idiotic on social media. We had no idea who this chick was until she decided to poke the turtle with talks of imaginary Internet lawsuits.

    Just for the record, no one called her a sand n word. No one left messages on her voicemail threatening an anal surprise. She’s just mad that Wendy’s isn’t happy that she’s dragging them down with her.

    Funny because earlier in the day Zahrah left a message on our page that people could comment on. Next thing you know there were 500 comments, which have since been deleted. Here’s some of the highlights:

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    So much for being confident. She also got into it with a very sassy Desk Girl today as well on the messenger:

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    Is this chick really worried about losing her job at Wendy’s? Ummm….it’s fucking Wendy’s. Even high school kids know that if they get fired at Wendy’s they can get hired at Burger King the next day. It’s not like she just lost a multi-million dollar book deal because of this. It’s gonna be OK hun.

    Let this be a lesson to Zahrah – Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle. Seriously, please don’t make us bite you. We are friendly when you get to know us. We only want to love everyone, but obviously we need to protect our fam. The best thing you can do is spread the word. Tell everyone you know about what you learned in the last 24 hours. We don’t want to have to roast anyone ever again, but you people keep making that impossible!!

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. Cunt Wagon


      Didn’t sound so intelligent in that message.Sound like a whiny little hole thats regretting opening your pickle smooch.

    2. Al


      Kind of give her a pass on this one. She’s a young immature chick to start with. Seems rather smart too as a whole.

      1. ninja turtleboy


        if she was smart she would have read the article, realized it didn’t pertain to her, laughed at the morons it did pertain to, and moved on with her life. won’t knock her for working in fast food because at least she’s working. or was hehe

        1. Talisman


          Exactly. Another self-entitled turd with little to no life experience that thinks that because she can read, that makes her smart. And because she’s smart in her dye-blue brain, she’s smarter than everyone else. I’m absolutely positive she can string together all the meaningless, made up SJW buzz words into a vocabutastic run on sentence that’s sure to confuse all us normal, halfwit, conservative, professional types.

          Not only that, she read a chapter of a pre-law book one time at a vampire party and it said….

    3. Ryan


      You have gained a new loyal reader sir. Hats off to you for seeing directly through the bs threats and soldiering on regaurdless. Love it.

    4. Livesinlowell


      Burger King interview:

      Why did you get fired from Wendy’s?

      I poked the turtle.

    5. WHATEVUH


      Zahrah I will tell you how to end this spiral you are on. Get rid of all the stupid things in your life, like, blue hair, black lipstick, spiked collar, metal rings and posts in your eyebrows, nose, tongue etc . . . . In other words, start LOOKING NORMAL, NOT A FREAK. You do this to yourself. It’s time to change it up babe, it ain’t fucking working . . . . drops mic

    6. Cougar hunter


      All I got out of this article is this chick isn’t down for anal. Outside of that I’m pretty sure she likes the dick.

    7. Cougar hunter


      Hey Turtleboy send me a free t-shirt and I’ll go to Wendys and get my picture taken with her. She’s an instant celebrity like the cash me ousside girl. Hell for $20 I’ll hang refrigerator magnets off her face!

      1. ZephyrCat


        Dear God, don’t give her ideas. I don’t want to see that with it’s own shirt.

    8. UsualSuspect


      If Wendy’s cuts an employee for becoming internet famous locally, they really need to reevaluate their priorities, luckily I don’t eat that fast food crap, or I would stop eating there. Hopefully you will feel motivated to use that brain in your head for something more than championing the underdog and pursuing nonconformist roles. Conforming may not seem attractive at the moment, everyone needs their individuality, but when you wear it as you do, it will limit your life options. If working fast food and smoking dope are your life dreams, then go for it; otherwise, reality needs to take hold and push you in a more successful direction.

    9. ZephyrCat


      Well, good for her. This is a solid learning experience for her that she’s not as goddamned important as she thinks she is. Also Zahrah, you and your generation are quick to try to ruin the lives of people you disagree with. You shame them and dox them just because you and your friends hide behind a keyboard. JUST LIKE US, isn’t that what you said??? Didn’t you talk about shaming grown men for misogynous things we say?? Well how it feel in the real world ZAHRAH? If Wendys does this who the fuck will ever hire your misfit ass?? GROW UP!!

      One more thing. I feel bad for ya kid. I’ll throw ya $50 for anal whataya say? Price is negotiable.

      1. Turd Burglestein


        Shit Zephyre I’ll fuck you up the ass for $20. I’m not greedy.

        1. ZephyrCat


          Oh Turd, you should know you can’t shoot pool with a rope.

          1. Turd Burglestein


            No, but I can choke the fuck out of you with it and then stuff one of my turds in your mouth.

          2. Turd Burglestein


            Just kidding zeph. You wanna come over and vape with me?

            1. ZephyrCat


              Where’s the real Turd? He get arrested? That address he gave the other day was for someone busted with 1.3 kilos of heroin. Hoping it was him.

    10. wabbitt


      I wonder which Wendy’s it is. I’d like to shake the general manager’s hand for shit canning that blue haired loser.

    11. Stoners


      Ever notice how all of the kids that make there way onto the Turtleboy pages have certain things in common. None of them have the money for a car but all of them have money for drugs.

      1. Yalie


        And bad die jobs for their greasy hair.

      2. bigdaddy


        them have money for drugs and tattoos and boy piercings

        1. Yalie


          Boy piercings? New thing?

    12. Stoners


      Make that drugs, tats, piercings, butts and natty lights.

    13. Wendy Woo


      Don’t knock her for working at Wendy’s. Its an actual job, which roughly 1/2 of society seems to be allergic to.

      Fast food franchises teach people how to work and the people who work those jobs deserve just as much respect as anyone else. More, maybe than the people who refuse to get up off the couch to do anything ut reach for another blunt.

    14. BlackandWhite


      Wendy’s is going to try out automation ordering at a 1,000 establishments this year. That will eliminate the fast food jobs. What will all those college degree kids do for jobs after that? When picking your college major, choose wisely.

      1. ZephyrCat


        That’s what happens when democrats INSISTED on increasing the minimum wage. They absolutely knew this would be the response. Companies just automate, who in hell is paying $15/hr to work fastfood, PLEASE! Now they have more members for Antifa….YAY!!! George Soros will put these dirtbags to work dismantling the country. Although to be honest, for years BabyBoomers were warned they were fucking all the coming generations by saddling them with debt. Guess who’s gonna be taking care of babyboomers in nursing homes douchebags??? Karma’s all fucked now, huh? Being GenX I’m stuck between 2 dipshit narcissistic generations who hate each other. Should be fun

    15. kenny powers


      kinda too much energy on this kid….who cares, please don’t tell me your one of these toolbags who expect 5 star service from the people working the drive threw at d d ….kinda easy target, lacks sophistication to defend herself… move on

      if turtles had balls, yours would be really small…. or fuzzy like a puppy

      1. ZephyrCat


        Let’s see, how shall I put this? Go fuck yourself simpleton! How’s that? Easy to criticize….why not do better? Yeah, I thought not.

    16. widowed


      Know one knows Wendy’s reasons for firing or reducing her hours. Possible reason: Could have gotten the ride and called out sick the same day. If you work, you need to keep your online personal business private. Drugs (even pot) offend some people. Visiting someone in jail might offend. Blaming Trump might offend. Blaming middle age moms (who are probably a main support of Wendy’s just wanting their kids fed when they are tired from working a long week) and blaming some middle management person named Lindsey. Blaming everyone except the one that posted about a ride to Maine, smoking up and visiting (the competition) subway. My advice if she were my kid: this will pass, but only if you look at what you could do differently in the future and follow that path. Future mistakes will dredge this up: so just out and the right thing…. doin the right thing saves us all.

    17. Yo bih call me big daddy


      She does fetanol lol

    18. ShoNuff


      Holy shit. I love this site! Why did I just find it!?

    19. Independent Thinker


      I’ve posted this before, but I will post it again. Keep on posting stupid, racist rants on facebook. Keep on posting senseless platitudes, which in real terms means that you have an attitude. Keep on posting how stupid, lazy, and incompetent you are. Continue to post messages, such as, “I forgot to go to work today.” And continue posting political items on facebook. Future employers will review your facebook profile and it might just cost you a job. All facebook does is gather information about people and sell it to third party marketing firms, while charting a record of everyone lives, including all of the stupid things they say and do. If you stop using facebook, they will go out of business, because without you, they have no product to offer.

      1. Talisman


        Absolutely correct. I had a FB account for a couple years to keep in touch with some old friends, but then realized it was nothing but a dumping ground of narcissism. Not to mention, the CEO became a self appointed immigration expert and his company pays no taxes. Meanwhile, citizens can’t find work and he aligns himself with a political party that steals my money every chance they get. I hope I live long enough to see Facebook go the way of MySpace.

        1. ZephyrCat


          Would give you 10 thumbs up if I could.

    20. Sabrina Ramondelli


      Hey Buddy, fuck you in reference to the comment on Frankie Fortuna. ” get it. speed. ” It wasn’t fucking funny. The rest of this is fucking hilarious and idgaf to be honest…childish, but whatever gets you views. But- don’t fucking joke around about a kid who got hit by a car, and a great kid at that.

    21. Your fave Shift leader


      All of you are literal trash.
      I work with Z and she is one of the kindest and hardest workers ever. She’s always on time never calls out and does her best despite the struggles. She supports herself fully and still
      would would give her last dollar to a coworker who needed lunch. She’s helped me time and time again with babysitting my kids and never accepts money for it. She’s always willing to listen when someone needs an ear and Constantly tries to make the shifts fun. All of you accusing her of doing drugs and calling her a whore I sad and pathetic . The fact that you made her so anxious she can’t even leave her house is abhorrent.
      Love you z nation

      1. ZephyrCat


        Life’s lessons. If she’s really so kind she shouldn’t be throwing stones at other people she doesn’t know. You fuckers who protest the “nazis” so much? Well, you assume to know everything about them and their intentions without knowing them at all, right? Just calling them nazis is so pretentious. Guess what? This is what it feels like on the other side. Not so nice, is it? So, you know it all late teen, early 20’s know-it-alls, put your signs down and grow the fuck up.

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