Goth Chick Mocks Turtle Riders All Day, Then Leaves Crying Voicemail With Turtleboy Surrendering Because Wendy’s Cut Her Hours
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So that goth chick who works at Wendy’s in Fitchburg talked a big game to us yesterday in her hilarious voicemail:
You have to admit, the chick is confident. She is not at all like the people who have commented on our inbox. She is “well versed, knowledgable on what she’s saying, knowledgable on the legal actions and rights that Tiara has regarding this blog.”
Well, the voicemail she left us today did NOT sound anything like the legal expert we heard the previous day. It actually sounded like a broken woman who deeply regrets poking the turtle, as she attempts to say something while holding back tears….
“You win, OK?”
Mission accomplished. Nothing else matters. Let this be a lesson Zahrah. We don’t want to destroy people like you. It’s not why we went into this business. All we wanna do is give hot takes on the comings and goings of local skagrags. We like to break real news and cover the stories the MSM is too afraid to. We don’t go looking for people like Zahrah. We only respond to them when they come after us or do something insanely idiotic on social media. We had no idea who this chick was until she decided to poke the turtle with talks of imaginary Internet lawsuits.
Just for the record, no one called her a sand n word. No one left messages on her voicemail threatening an anal surprise. She’s just mad that Wendy’s isn’t happy that she’s dragging them down with her.
Funny because earlier in the day Zahrah left a message on our page that people could comment on. Next thing you know there were 500 comments, which have since been deleted. Here’s some of the highlights:
So much for being confident. She also got into it with a very sassy Desk Girl today as well on the messenger:
Is this chick really worried about losing her job at Wendy’s? Ummm….it’s fucking Wendy’s. Even high school kids know that if they get fired at Wendy’s they can get hired at Burger King the next day. It’s not like she just lost a multi-million dollar book deal because of this. It’s gonna be OK hun.
Let this be a lesson to Zahrah – Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle. Seriously, please don’t make us bite you. We are friendly when you get to know us. We only want to love everyone, but obviously we need to protect our fam. The best thing you can do is spread the word. Tell everyone you know about what you learned in the last 24 hours. We don’t want to have to roast anyone ever again, but you people keep making that impossible!!
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