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This hilarious Facebook post has been shared almost 100,000 times, because butthurts just can’t accept that the Patriots won the Super Bowl fair and square:
We really need a plague. Something to just weed out all the mushheads. I mean, how dumb do you have to be to not understand the context of that caption? “New England Patriots – Wins Super Bowl With Touchdown.” That is not a prophet from the future accidentally reporting on the status of a rigged game. It’s a factual statement that the Patriots would win the Super Bowl if that drive ended in a touchdown. Because the first team to score a touchdown in overtime wins. People who watch football on the regular understand this. People who pretend to like football so they can have something to talk about with the boys don’t understand this.
Take a wild guess where Kelly Mac lives…..
Because, of course she lives in Indianapolis. The city that invented post-traumatic Patriots induced butthurt. A city with a pathetic franchise that hangs participation banners from the rafters. A city whose football team knew they could not beat the Patriots, so they set up a sting operation to measure the PSI of footballs in a game they lost 45-7. A city where fools still think Peyton Manning can hold a candle to Tom Brady.
She also thinks it was rigged because of the Trump factor:
Just kidding. Unlike Kelly Mac we are able to use context clues to decipher that this is in fact sarcasm.
After her post blew up and everyone started rightfully mocking her, she did what all SJW’s do when they’re in a bind – whined about threats from trolls on the Internet:
Funny part is she ended that post with “just sayin.” Anyone who uses that phrase without the intent purpose of mocking people who use that phrase (like we do) is obviously a simple minded meatstick. Jusy sayin.
Somehow this nudnik has influence too. She has 25,000 followers on Facebook, works as a program director for a major media outlet in Indy, and has her own Wikipedia page.
Anyway, Kelly Mac is proof that people who don’t watch sports normally should probably just go along with the crowd, pretend to care, and refrain from sharing their opinions on social media. The fact that you can be this dumb and still advance in the media world proves that there are many advantages women have in the working world. A guy this dumb would never be able to make it this far by being so openly stupid. But when you bust out the twins:
Any job is attainable.
The Patriots won because they were the best. Again. End of story.
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