Is Turtleboy Turning Into Maury Povich? Do You Respect Chair Parking Savers? Did Celia Mcauliffe Show Up To Defend Her Honor? Last Night’s Turtleboy Live Featuring Ninja Turtleboy Was Our Biggest Ever
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We had our biggest show ever last night for Turtleboy Live. We had over 10,000 people on!! Maybe it was the snow, or the vain hope that Celia Mcauliffe would show up to defend her honor, or the fact that Ninja Turtleboy was our special guest, or that we’ve added a free style Turtleboy rap at the end of every episode. Whatever the reason, the turtle riding nation got 60 minutes worth of turtle talk. Topics included the New Hampshire residents busted trying to buy drugs in Lawrence, Fall River fight videos and junior hoodrat free my boi commentary, the return of Gabbi Hebert, Turtleboy ratchet island, PCB’s in public schools, marking the spot you shoveled out with a chair, Celia hiring a hitman and offering to pay him with carnal favors, and whether or not Turtleboy is turning into Maury Povich and if this is a good thing. Enjoy.
FYI, this is the conversation that was referenced:
First off, we appreciate any constructive criticism and we don’t hate you for it. We thrive off of it. It’s the only way to get better. But apparently these people don’t like what South Shore Turtlegirl brings to the table. Which is fine. It says right at the top of each article if she wrote them or not. That’s the beauty of TBS. We publish so many blogs so you are free to pick and choose what you read. But once we started seeing the “you should stop using words like cheesehog and fupasloth and be more civilized” something needed to be said:
Do we have a little Maury Povich to us? Sure. But we mix it in with hard hitting exposes that keep people informed about REAL issues that affect them. Once again, if you’re not into the trashbag blogs, you don’t have to read them. But SSTG isn’t going anywhere, so you better just get used to having her around. Same with Deskie, Gupta Patel, Fiesty Turtle, and the countless other contributors to our website.
P.S. I have a hard time believing Emilie Poulin was ever a fan of Turtleboy to begin with:
Oh look, she has the American flag upside down. That’s so edgy of her. Oh wait, sorry, didn’t want to assume your gender Emilie.
But seriously, check out the Huffington Post if the turtle hurts your delicate feelings going forward.
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