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Judge Berman Laughed At Roger Goodell Today And Made It Clear Tom Brady Will Not Be Suspended For Any Games

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Tom Brady had his first day in a real courtroom with Roger Goodell today, and the NFL was basically facialized by Judge Richard Berman. To say it was a complete disaster for Goodell would be the understatement of the century. It was the beginning of the end for the NFL and their arbitrary, inhumane, illogical system of punishments. And the best part is that this was the judge that the NFL handpicked. Even with the deck stacked in their favor, Goodell’s witch hunt blew up in their face. Here’s some of the important parts of the play by play from New York Daily News reporter Stephen Brown’s Twitter account.

First Berman got the NFL’s lawyer, Daniel Nash on the stand and basically called laughed in his face when he tried to say that Ted Wells could POSSIBLY be considered an “independent investigator” since the NFL hired him specifically to come back with a finding that incriminated Tom Brady:

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Then Judge Berman laughed at the Wells Report because, ya know, there was no actual evidence in there that Brady had ANYTHING to do with tampering with the game balls in the AFC Championship:

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Yea, ya see when you try taking away millions of dollars from someone by withholding their salary and affecting their ability to get endorsements, you need something called “proof.” LOL. It’s just so funny because Goodell really thinks there is no world outside of the NFL. He can make up whatever rules he wants and punish people without any proof. Then the second he steps into an actual, real courtroom, they laugh him out of the joint.

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The NFL basically said their entire case revolves around Tom Brady texting the ballboy after he saw Christ Mortenson’s tweet that 11 of the 12 balls the Patriots used were 2 pounds underweight:

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The problem with that is that Mortenson and everyone else admitted that this was a lie that was fed to him by NFL executive Mike Kensil, a former New York Jet lackey. That’s it. That’s their whole case. It revolves around Tom Brady asking the ballboy why the fuck 11 of 12 balls were underweight by 2 pounds. But as we now know, this was false information. So Brady probably wouldn’t have even contacted him if the NFL didn’t purposely leak false information. It is MIND BOGGLING that they thought their lies wouldn’t catch up to them.

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Then there was the point when it was brought up that the Wells Report concluded that Brady had a “general awareness” that balls were deflated. Basically Berman’s reaction to this was, “What the fuck are you talking about?”:

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My favorite part about today is that we saw that Berman is gonna look at actual facts, rather than just looking at whether or not the CBA was violated. And of course the most obvious fact of all, is that PSI doesn’t matter. If it did then Brady wouldn’t have sliced up the Seahawks in the Super Bowl, and his second half against the Colts wouldn’t have been better than his first half, when the balls were more inflated. Berman isn’t a fucking moron, so he called the NFL out on it:

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LOL. Nope. That’s a rhetorical question obviously. Most importantly he asked the NFL, “is this all you’ve got?”:

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Your eminence Judge Berman – we are ALL having trouble finding actual real evidence. We have TONS of internet speculation from butthurt losers who root for teams that don’t matter. But we’re definitely lacking in facts.

The best part of the whole day was Brady and Goodell entering the courtroom. It was basically a walk of shame for Goodell as he was booed and called a liar, while Brady was urged to not settle. Keep in mind, these are New Yorkers. Even they realize what a disgrace this whole shitshow was:

It couldn’t be more obvious now that Brady will be suspended zero games. You should’ve known it from watching Brady prance into the courthouse. Does this look like the face of a player who thinks he has any chance of being suspended any games?

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Nope. The only question is, how many draft picks are we gonna be awarded to make this right? See you on opening night Pittsburgh!!!

 

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7 Comment(s)
  • Nanny
    August 13, 2015 at 6:47 pm

    Ole Rog is going to be the scapegoat. Enjoy the golden parachute, Mr. Goodell.

  • RSoxGuy
    August 12, 2015 at 10:08 pm

    I doub we get picks back. That is more of a penalty to the Organisation for the equipment violation. Of course its questionable if “Deflater” actually deflated anything. But I think the owner’s appeal process to the NFL for fines like that are very restricted. The owners arent in the union. Different rules.

    Anyway, Brady looks great in all of this so far. I almost want him to get 1 game just to see if Kraft has the sack to fuck the NFL and NOT raise the SB banner on opening night with a nation wide audience. Raise at the next home game after suspension.

    #NoBradyNoBanner

  • wabbitt
    August 12, 2015 at 9:55 pm

    Reading the reports from the courthouse gave me a raging semi.

    Hizzoner Judge Berman gave shit to both sides, but he absolutely annihilated Goodell. It was glorious.

  • Hanginpossum
    August 12, 2015 at 7:16 pm

    The smartest most upstanding person I’ve ever met had the last name Berman. He ran the Asia Pacific division of a very big company and he was the real deal. Not the same guy but a good omen.

    I don’t know if any FM radio stations lower than 90 aren’t NPR or some other kind of public service but I heard something this afternoon on a station as far as the dial once turned left insisting that Brady is innocent. That end of the dial generally hates winners but someone there has the GOATs back.

  • August 12, 2015 at 6:58 pm

    haha that video was great, looks like I will be drafting brady early. TB you are spoiling us, that’s two sports articles this week so far.. Starting to think this is a sports blog not jerry springer

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