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Kazakhstan Women’s Volleyball Players Are Complaining Because Teammate Sabina Altynbekova Is Too Hot

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Bleacher Report: Kazakhstan volleyball player Sabina Altynbekova has developed quite a following in her home country, but the rest of her team isn’t too happy.

The player’s teammates and coach complained that Altynbekova was simply too attractive and was distracting fans. Kazakhstan’s coach Nurlan Sadikov went as far to say that some of the fans don’t even watch the games and instead just stare at Sabina.

“It is impossible to work like this,” he said. “The crowd behaves like there is only one player at the championship.”

 

Sabina also admitted that things are getting a little out of hand.

“I was flattered at first but it’s all getting a little bit much,” she said. “I want to concentrate on playing volleyball and to be famous for that, not anything else.”

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It’s official – Kazakh women are the worst people on earth. Turns out this girl is pretty nasty, largely because she’s a million feet tall. And her teammates don’t want her because she’s too attractive? Newsflash – you guys play for Kazakhstan. You’re not good at anything. Your economy revolves around sheep herding and you have no roads. The one thing you have going for you is this girl.

And what do you hens do? Start clucking away about how unfair it is that she gets all the attention because she’s hot. Newsflash – you play volleyball for the Kazakh national team – you’re lucky to get any attention at all. Enjoy the fact the fact that people are actually showing up to games and making noise. This would be like Kembrell Tompkins complaining that Tom Brady gets too much attention at Patriots games. Shut the fuck up and enjoy the fact that you have the best ticket in town on your side of the net.

Everything I know about Kazakh women I learned from watching Borat. As far as I know 30 year old women look like elderly gypsies without healthcare in Kazakhstan. So it kind of makes sense that this girl is all the rage over there, because let’s be honest – she’s not that hot. You decide:

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Yea, sorry she just doesn’t do it for me. She’s listed as 182 cm, but that girl is at least 2 meters high. No way she’d fit on my magical turtle. Nothing against her, but in America she’d be a five at most. I mean, what’s with the bangs? And where’s the junk in trunk? Sure she’s interesting to look at because of those long legs and the girl next village face. But this isn’t Helen of fucking Troy. The fact that dudes in Kazakhstan are going this bonkers over her tells me that the poor people of that country have a severe case of lowered expectations. Guess Borat was right.

Speaking of Borat, some people are really, really dumb:

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Obviously she’s number one because everyone knows Borat’s sister is number two. Duh.

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18 Comment(s)
  • Kannaan
    September 14, 2015 at 6:27 am

    Hey guyz stop speaking about her in this way…yeah she looks damn beautiful…some may feel that she isn’t sexy or hot or whatever…but don’t always judge or comment about girls by their looks…instead look at their character and talent…thats equally important and she seems humble and innocent to me…and whatever you guyz do atleast please don’t label her in a way a prostitute is labelled…thats really insane and not good for her…she has not even made a bold move in her sports and you guyz are putting her down and she is too young to face all kinds of troubles and challenges…you guyz are destroying her career…even I was drooling for sometime after looking at her but let’s learn to appreciate her talents rather then her looks and show some respect to this sportswomen!!! I hope everyone will understand this…Thank you!!!

  • John
    August 25, 2015 at 9:33 am

    I find her very attractive and naturally beautiful. By the way I am Filipino!

  • fuck you
    December 16, 2014 at 3:30 am

    She is a natural beauty and way better than all ur makeup

  • Kaka
    September 21, 2014 at 12:36 pm

    Sabrina’s cute and pretty hot actually she’s just too tall. Do not be jealousy and accept the truth.

  • dennis
    September 6, 2014 at 9:48 pm

    Wow, who wrote this article? A fucking fat virgin?! I see you’re too scared to put a name to your big talk on this article. Why don’t you shut the fuck up and your moronic comparison of Kembrell Thompkins is stupid at best. Learn what true journalism is you dumb piece of shit!

  • August 5, 2014 at 9:23 am

    Very very cute but too tall for me .. 1.83 !! :-s

  • ralph
    August 2, 2014 at 2:56 pm

    Haha hwr breast is empty, nothing much, she would not be very playfull in bed as she was in a court, i would not bother about her…. she is not sexy

    • fuck you
      December 16, 2014 at 3:29 am

      Go find girls with breasts implants u dumbass

    • Avesh Indian
      November 23, 2015 at 7:05 am

      You mucker sucker fucker idiot get breast implants on your own chest then play with your own tits on bed

  • From KZ
    July 31, 2014 at 11:54 pm

    I will not offend all Americans, we Kazakhs always polite and careful in words. Therefore I’ll say briefly to only those who have knowledge about our country limited by Botar’s film. Borat is yours, he’s American who has never even been to Kazakhstan and does not know anything about it. If you compare Sabina with Borat, then you compare yourself to her. As for prostitutes, this word came from you, our girls by tradition and religion r to marry virgins, thanks God, profligacy has not affected us yet.

    • August 2, 2014 at 10:07 pm

      Too much insecurities! They are only few to know. As Filipino, I strongly believe that all people should be treated equally. The comments reveal the personality of the one who commented. So, one must be aware of of what he will be commenting. Educational attainment brings prestige but still an educated person is better than the one who finished the highest degree of education.

  • Right
    July 30, 2014 at 9:01 am

    You have to be one ugly mother fucker to make a comment like this, I think your mom felt sorry she even have you as her child hahaha

  • Paul
    July 29, 2014 at 4:19 pm

    If she is not hot why are you posting this BS then? Also if you read the news then try to understand it first and then make a comment. They did not say anything about people of Kazakhstan staring at her which I am sure they do. It is during their tours to other countries she is gathering so much attention. I am an american and I think she is really hot.

  • Wouldn't you like to know
    July 28, 2014 at 2:23 pm

    I came across your blog my accident and I find your blog and comments extremely demeaning, offensive, and, just plain ignorant. I have a daughter from Kazakhstan and she is beautiful on the inside and out. Having traveled there and spent a month there myself, it is a beautiful country. Have you ever been there or spent any time with anyone from Kazakhstan? My guess is that you have not. Again, you make uneducated, ignorant comments.

    • Joey G
      July 28, 2014 at 5:11 pm

      The language barrier might be an issue for you here, so let me help. You are supposed to say it like this: “Kazakhstan?? I spent a month there one night!”

  • Bumper Wolfthorn
    July 27, 2014 at 12:38 am

    i would HAPPILY take a dump on her chest!!

  • wabbitt3730
    July 26, 2014 at 11:50 pm

    She’s around a 7 in my book. But I also have a touch of yellow fever.

    Suffice it to say, I’d climb her like a tree.

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