Bleacher Report: Kazakhstan volleyball player Sabina Altynbekova has developed quite a following in her home country, but the rest of her team isn’t too happy.
The player’s teammates and coach complained that Altynbekova was simply too attractive and was distracting fans. Kazakhstan’s coach Nurlan Sadikov went as far to say that some of the fans don’t even watch the games and instead just stare at Sabina.
“It is impossible to work like this,” he said. “The crowd behaves like there is only one player at the championship.”
Sabina also admitted that things are getting a little out of hand.
“I was flattered at first but it’s all getting a little bit much,” she said. “I want to concentrate on playing volleyball and to be famous for that, not anything else.”
It’s official – Kazakh women are the worst people on earth. Turns out this girl is pretty nasty, largely because she’s a million feet tall. And her teammates don’t want her because she’s too attractive? Newsflash – you guys play for Kazakhstan. You’re not good at anything. Your economy revolves around sheep herding and you have no roads. The one thing you have going for you is this girl.
And what do you hens do? Start clucking away about how unfair it is that she gets all the attention because she’s hot. Newsflash – you play volleyball for the Kazakh national team – you’re lucky to get any attention at all. Enjoy the fact the fact that people are actually showing up to games and making noise. This would be like Kembrell Tompkins complaining that Tom Brady gets too much attention at Patriots games. Shut the fuck up and enjoy the fact that you have the best ticket in town on your side of the net.
Everything I know about Kazakh women I learned from watching Borat. As far as I know 30 year old women look like elderly gypsies without healthcare in Kazakhstan. So it kind of makes sense that this girl is all the rage over there, because let’s be honest – she’s not that hot. You decide:
Yea, sorry she just doesn’t do it for me. She’s listed as 182 cm, but that girl is at least 2 meters high. No way she’d fit on my magical turtle. Nothing against her, but in America she’d be a five at most. I mean, what’s with the bangs? And where’s the junk in trunk? Sure she’s interesting to look at because of those long legs and the girl next village face. But this isn’t Helen of fucking Troy. The fact that dudes in Kazakhstan are going this bonkers over her tells me that the poor people of that country have a severe case of lowered expectations. Guess Borat was right.
Speaking of Borat, some people are really, really dumb:
Obviously she’s number one because everyone knows Borat’s sister is number two. Duh.
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