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    Does anyone have any clue what the hell this is? Because a million people have shared it on the Facebook machine today.

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    Meanwhile in Worcester……

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    Sweet baby Jesus. Is this amateur night at Sweaty Betty’s or something? Absolutely no context for this and no words either. Just another day in Worcester I suppose. I’m not quite sure which one is the “snow bunny” but I’m assuming it’s the junior smokeshow with the unbuttoned flannel shirt. This just came to our attention because a million people are sharing it. If you wanna read some of the most hilarious and colorful commentary ever, read this link. I have absolutely no idea what stuff like this means:

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    But it sounds important.

    I guess the lesson here is, don’t put things on social media if you don’t want the world to see. Because if you are someone’s snow bunny, and you pose for a picture with a bunch of one dollar bills hanging out of your boy shorts while your girlfriend is doing squat thrusts in front of you, it’s pretty much guaranteed to break the Internet.

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. Fillet O Fish


      “Junior Smokeshow”?!! Get an optician as a sponsor T.

    2. wabbitt


      I’m pretty sure I’ve seen the white girl’s picture on a Backpage ad.

      No, I don’t solicit prostitutes. But the ads can be pretty funny. Kind of like how Insane Clown Posse is funny in a bad way.

      1. Devils Mouthpiece


        ICP, perfect analogy wabbitt.

      2. TargetPractice


        Back when men were men, you didn’t need to explain yourself about why you were perusing whores. What the hell happened to this country?

        PS- ICP just sucks

    3. davidsl88


      Can’t un-ring that bell. Now I just wanna pluck my eyeballs out and burn ’em.

    4. joemomma


      I got herpes just looking at the photo……

    5. WormtownorBust


      Someone put a ring on dat!

    6. Picture half I.D.'d


      I freakin’ know the black girl. She is half African American, quarter White and a quarter Filipino. I’ll leave it at that. I’m not here to ruin anyone’s life.

      1. Timdoggy


        She looks like she has trouble finding pants that fit.

    7. Eric


      Never seen a more convincing argument to buy a brand of sweats. Look at that durability. Those things are taking a punishment.

      1. pat


        Hahahaha that’s great.

    8. kittykicker


      Classy!! Is that the entrance to a local Walmart? Or the Welfare, I mean Suburban Extended Stay Hotel on Oriol Drive?

    9. KING BEE 313


      Bridge Cards & Barbecues meets Busch Beer & Belly.Rings yo. Yall out east doing strange shit. 2 white chic with baby fat on em wearin Baby Phat perfume needs real daddys.. and the 2 Burnt Pork Chops need to practice Wrestling moves & Ring Entrances. FOH!!!

      1. No Habla Espan-idiot


        What he/she said.

        1. Matt


          Love your site , first time visitor . Time to start riding the turtle , Matt the barber at the buzz barbershop ,623 Chandler street , Worcester MA 01602 Come see Matt and heather today. Open Tuesday through Saturday Awesome stuff thanks

    10. Kathy


      And woman wonder why men don’t respect us. That’s disgusting there parents should be proud.

      1. BobnMic


        Kathy – Don’t let these two losers get you down. Real men WORSHIP their women… 🙂

    11. juror seven


      I think this was part of a Joe Petty fund raiser.

    12. fattydaddy


      Please don’t say “jr smokeshow” that is far from that! TB better go for an eye exam. I don’t think the one squattin can get back up with the size of that ASS.

    13. Joseph Serleto


      Btw, Sweaty Bettys is a hair salon. Hurricane Bettys is the nasty strip joint. Just a heads up.

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