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Bob Kravitz, the nobody from Indianapolis who made up the Deflategate scandal so his kids would love him again, has once again found a way to make proven cheater Peyton Manning’s HGHGate all about him:
Hey Bob, no one gives a shit that you did HGH. Literally nobody. You’re not an athlete, you’re just an out of shape journalist desperate for clicks in a dying industry. No one clicked on your article to read anything about you. No one cares about you. All we wanted to see was if you were consistent enough to call Peyton Manning a cheater since you immediately labeled Brady as one without any proof or evidence.
I will give Bobby credit though – he admits that if Peyton is guilty then it means he’s a cheater. Because at the end of the day Bob Kravitz knows his entire legitimacy revolves around being the nerd who tells on the kid who did his homework in class. Of course the same people who patted him on the back while he made up Deflategate are all turning against him now:
How much does it suck to be a Colts fan? You’re loyal to this chump who did nothing but choke during his entire career, and then he does steroids and leads ANOTHER TEAM to the Super Bowl, and you’re still blowing him. LOL. This is why the Colts can’t have nice things.
Unlike Kravitz, Indy Star reporter Gregg with two G’s Doyel said this though:
But he’s a biased Indy blowhard, so you knew he would say be a hypocrite. The ESPN establishment on the other hand probably should’ve pulled a Kravitz and been consistent. Instead they jumped to the conclusion that the Al Jazeera tape must’ve been doctored:
ESPN’s Mike Ditka accused Al Jazeera of “spreading garbage” on “Sunday NFL Countdown.” Peyton is a “real man,” declared Iron Mike. And Al Jazeera? “They’re garbage. That’s what they are,” said Ditka.
Tom Jackson didn’t want to “legitimize” a “fabricated” story by even discussing it on the air. “Let’s put it to rest,” said Jackson, although the story was only hours old.
Manning’s emphatic denial to colleague Lisa Salters was good enough for Keyshawn Johnson: “If he said he didn’t do it, it didn’t happen.”
Chris Berman shook his head that anybody could question Manning. “Quite a world we live in,” Boomer said sadly.
Over on NBC’s “Football Night in America,” Manning’s former coach Tony Dungy said he’d be “shocked if it was true for one overriding reason: his feeling of responsibility for young people.”
“He and I talked a lot when things would happen, Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire, that story in baseball, and we had other issues in football,” Dungy said. “He knows that he’s a role model for young people, for young kids. I just don’t think he would do it for those reasons because he knows what it means to young people that look up to him.”
LOL. He said he didn’t do it – good enough for me!!! These are the same assholes who cried and whined when they thought Brady played with balls that had slightly less PSI than they were supposed to.
And where is Chris Mortensen? The guy who still hasn’t deleted his false tweet that 11 of the 12 Patriots balls were 2 or more PSI below the legal amount. Here’s all he’s said about it:
Only reporting news that makes Peyton look innocent. He’s not reporting any news that would make you think he is guilty, never mind making up the news as he goes along like he did with Brady. Al Jazzeera is a million times more reliable than ESPN and anyone who says otherwise is a moron.
Here’s how we know Peyton is guilty – he denied it angrily. Steroid users always act like they’re upset you would even ask that question:
Here’s Peyton Manning denying it in exactly the same way proven steroid user Rafael Palmeiro did:
Hey Peyton, you talk a lot about suing for defamation. You’d fit right in on the Turtleboy Sports comment section. And you don’t get to say that we should leave your wife out of it. You’re the one who had your steroids delivered from ISIS to your wife, instead of you, so as to have plausible deniability. You think Brady would ever throw Giselle under the bus like that? Nope. Too much class. Something the rest of the league knows nothing about.
Meanwhile, how did Brady react when reporters first asked him about deflated balls? He laughed. Because that’s what innocent men do when they hear ridiculous accusations. They laugh at them.
But I could care less that Peyton Manning cheated. I’m one of those guys who think that Bonds, Clemens, McGwire, Sosa, Manny, and everyone else who juiced should get in the Hall of Fame. Steroids will always be a part of professional sports, and they make it a million times better. If you don’t think LeBron James, Cal Ripken, and 99% of NFL players have done roids, then I’ve got a world famous horse ranch in Nantucket I gotta sell ya. If you get caught doing roids you should get a slap on the wrist for being dumb enough to get caught. That’s it.
But the two big differences between Petyon and Brady are this:
- Brady is innocent and Peyton his guilty.
- The media is giving Peyton a free pass and the media destroyed Brady.
All you have to do is look at the evidence. Peyton was out for the year in 2011 when he got the roids from ISIS. The next year he magically has a career year at the age of 37 and shatters every record in the books. Because HGH obviously helped him on the field.
Brady’s numbers got better AFTER deflategate when they started scrutinizing his balls. Because PSI doesn’t matter and had zero effect on Brady’s performance on the field. Peter King and ESPN immediately drew conclusions about Brady’s guilt because of a failed sting operation into deflated balls. But yet here they are going out of their way to say that HGHGate is completely different from Deflategate and it’s “laughable” to compare the two.
Yea, it is laughable. One matters and one affects the game and the other doesn’t.
And did he say that we need to “settle down” because we have an “inferiority complex?” HAHAHAHA. More like the exact opposite. We have a superiority complex because obviously God loves us more and has blessed us with never ending duckboat parades. But please, tell me more about why we should “settle down” even though you frauds are obsessed with defaming the greatest quarterback who ever lived.
And once again, Peyton Manning did it. And anyone who says Al Jazeera can’t be trusted because they’re terrorists shouldn’t be allowed to drive a car. Al Jazeera is the only media outlet not beholden to Rupert Murdoch. They’re the only ones who can report the truth. In their spicy expose a hidden camera catches Charlie Sly – Peyton’s HGH dealer – admitting that he hooked Peyton up with roids (right around the 45:00 mark Al Jazeera annihilates him):
Guilty. If Peyton Manning were really innocent he could prove it and would’ve sued them by now.
Of course Charlie Sly is now adamantly denying this. Why wouldn’t he? He’s being accused of being a drug dealer and the Peyton Manning Industrial Complex is putting the pressure on him to squash this. But when the cameras were rolling and he didn’t know it, the truth came out. Anyone with a brain can see that he was telling the truth the first time and is now lying to cover his ass.
Guess who’s not blaming Peyton? That would be the classiest man who ever lived:
Even though Peyton Manning didn’t say shit to support Brady, it’s cool. Brady is above that. He’s the bigger man. He’s a union guy, and not a scab like the other players who turned their back on him.
Ho hum. We’ll just keep using this obvious media bias as motivation and go on and win our fifth Lombardi Trophy a month from now. Business as usual for the Patriots.
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