This Russian Ship Is Spying On Us Because They’re About To Invade Connecticut, Just Kidding, It’s Just The MSM Lying And This Shithead Wants A Military Coup
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Russia is so hot these days. You remember Russia right? The country Mitt Romney was mocked for suggesting was a foreign policy threat:
Well guess what bitches? Red Dawn just became a reality, and Mitt’s getting the last laugh:
Oh snap!! The Russians are coming!! Hope they have wifi in Siberia!!
And since I totally trust the mainstream media to be honest and upfront about the news, I am forced to believe that this is basically the same thing the Nazis did during World War 2:
That seems like a reasonable and fair correlation for a major newspaper to make.
And luckily politicians are being careful with their words during this national emergency:
Oh wait, they’re saying that this “underscores that the threat posed by a resurgent Russia are real.” Because they were spotted 30 miles off the coast of Connecticut in International Waters.
Of course anyone with a brain, who isn’t easily manipulated by the mainstream media, which has clearly shown that they lie for page views and will do anything to take down the President, knows full well that maneuvers like this are as routine as you get:
A quick search of news stories makes it clear that sightings of similar Russian vessels happen with some regularity. In July 2016, the U.S. Navy reported seeing a spy ship in international waters off the Hawaiian coast. In January 2015, the Viktor Leonov was seen docked in Havana on the eve of a historic visit by senior U.S. delegates to Cuba.
Funny, because I never heard about this Russian spy ship off the coast of Hawaii just eight months ago. Wonder why? Must be because no foreign power has ever attacked a naval base in Hawaii.
Of course the reason the MSM is doing this is because they’re all pissy that Trump calls them fake news. They realize the power they have. They know how dumb Americans are. They realize that Occupy Democrats is a Facebook page that exists. They know they’ll get reactions like this:
“Hunting for Red October.” Yup, that seems about right.
Now there’s idiots in Worcester talking about a military coup because of this:
Yes, you read that right. A “peaceful military coup.” Because that’s a thing that exists in real life. Peaceful military coups. And this idiot Steve Quist is running for City Council!!
These people are all sick and deranged. I’ve never seen anything like it. Any reasonable person knows that this is the biggest non-story of all time. But they’re just so diseased that that they can’t help but think a military coup is in order because of a Russian ship 30 miles from CT.
“Whatever it takes to get the job done by whatever means necessary to save the Republic.”
Translation – my candidate lost, and now I’m trying to pretend that the country is about to get attacked by the Russians because I’m not happy with the outcome. Do these morons not realize that Hillary doesn’t become President if Trump leaves? The entire line of succession is one Republican after another.
My personal favorite are all the geniuses talking about impeachment. As if that will fix all their problems. Hey shitheads – guess who is President if Trump gets impeached? Trick question – the answer is Trump. Because you have absolutely no idea what the word impeach means. Two American Presidents have been impeached – Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton. Both finished out their terms. Because the Senate needs a 2/3 majority to kick you out, and since the Senate is firmly in Republicans hands, that ain’t happening.
The best was when Lester Holt’s Facebook page was corrected by an actual naval veteran who told Holt that the whole Russian ship thing is pretty standard. Lester wasn’t liking that too much:
Yea, shut up you stupid veteran!! Did you even go to journalism school?
Ya know what should’ve tipped people off to the fact that this whole thing was just a sham? The fact that a Russian spy ship was spotted by CNN. What kind of spy ship gets spotted by the MSM? Plus, we have ships all over the world spying on countries each and every day. This is why the CIA is a thing.
Anyway, I don’t want to like President Trump. I don’t agree with a lot of things he does. I think he’s a caricature. But how can you not root for him when the media blatantly stacks the deck like this? This same shit happened when Obama was President and not a peep was heard from them. Now Trump is President and it’s Red Dawn. But yea, tell me more about how Turtleboy isn’t a real news outlet.
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