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  • Turns Out The Obnoxious Lardo SJW From UMass Triggering Event Is A Hampshire College Senior Named Cora Miriam

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    The abrasive woman featured in this video yelling, swearing at, and berating Christina Hoff Sommers for having a different opinion than her, has gone viral:

    Good God. It’s a baby fucking WHEEELLL!!!!!

    In just 24 hours the video has already been viewed over 180,000 times. And it’s only gonna grow. Because this woman was clearly destined to be an Internet meme. This is my favorite so far:

    Love it.


    Anyway, when the entire Internet is laughing at you it’s only a matter of time until people figure out who you are. The lovely woman’s name is Cora Miriam. And in the least surprising news ever she attends Hampshire College and is from the People’s Republic of Cambridge:

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    And her Facebook page is FANTASTIC!!!



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    When people write things like “Daaaaamn lookin good” and “hottiii,” this is the equivalent of giving trophies to loser kids. Because she believes it. More than likely she’s gotten plenty of those growing up. Then when they get to college they demand that everyone make them happy at all times, because their entire life has been people lying to them in order to make them feel happy about themselves. They have a complete inability to handle the truth.

    She’s also got a solution for criminal justice reform:

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    “Abolition of prisons and the police is reproductive justice.”

    Can’t make this stuff up. This person is a senior in college, and they honestly believe that we should get rid of prisons and cops. What could possibly go wrong?

    Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.


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    1. rj zalansky

      omg….is that statue where you got the name?.. I had no idea, great page tho,…been reading just about daily…keep up the good work Tboy!

    2. rj zalansky

      and yes I agree….. that girl sucks have a nice day

    3. JoeMomma

      If she ever goes to Japan, they will harpoon her.

    4. JayC

      Being in college she has all the time in the world to hit the gym and slim down a bit before she graduates and has to get a job in the real world. Maybe she should direct all that anger toward something positive. Instead, she wastes her time on absolute foolishness. Oh wait, that gender studies or whatever useless degree won’t land her a job. Nevermind, she can do some cardio after wasting 4 years protesting.

    5. PuffMama

      What a dumb pile of mush. Of coarse the lazy, fat libtard losers hate cops and have a solution to “fixing” everything yet they haven’t and will never step in the shoes of a officer. Shut the fuck up and eat your McDicks you slithering troglodyte.

      1. John Smith

        There’s a reason police officers carry the word DUMB as a prefix. She may not be a great lady but you’re a foulmouthed, verbally aggressive trash who proves why we need liberals.

        1. FiestyLawyerLady

          Oh, an anti-cop idiot.

          Hi John. I don’t mean to interrupt your conversation but I’m afraid I found your testicles in my pink purse today. I can hold on to them for a little while until you find your manhood again. They conveniently fit into the small side pocket where I keep my paper clips.

          Let me know when you’re ready to man up and stop being a sensitive bitch.

          1. ProfessorM

            Alas, He will be the first one dialing 911 when he gets assaulted for being a retard, that’s the real irony here!

            1. FiestyLawyerLady

              So damn true!

          2. Jen

            Ha, that’s such a good one! I guess you have alot of time to think of idiotic retorts while sitting at home crying over your Ben&Jerry’s because nobody messaged you on ok cupid. It’s okay, there’s someone for everyone, even the hideous, morbidly obese, butt hurt fatties like yourself.

        2. PuffMama

          John Smith is a pussyfart

        3. Jerry

          The only thing we need libtards for is target practice.
          Sayonara, suck ass.

        4. longLiveEbilLorbXenub.

          Yep, all police officers are dumb. There is like no way any of them could be smart.

          Without Liberals, Evil Lord Xenu & The Flying Spaghetti Monster protecting us America would be in chaos because of all the “dumb” police.

          I’m almost convinced you are the girl in this article, the subtle ” She may not be a great lady” is not very convincing.

        5. kirk

          O.K. I’m stupid. How do police officers carry the word DUMB as a prefix.

      2. Lauryn GH

        Well, this conversation degraded quickly.

    6. The Great Dolemite

      I don’t like how Turtleboy picks on kids. She has an opinion so just leave her alone. I think she’s hot and would let her ride my Betty Crocker F#$k stick if she bought me a jet ski. Where am all da white bitches at????

      1. wabbitt


        She’s a college senior, which means she’s at least 21. Plenty old enough to start acting like a damn adult.

      2. longLiveEbilLorbXenub.

        If she rode you, you would probably be suffocated.

        I can only image how fat people have sex, the dynamics must be complicated.

        1. Theo Ffensivatheist

          I gotta wonder how she even wipes her ass? It must be stinkin’ down there.

    7. Reddog

      Shame on you Turtleboy for picking on this girl because she might be slightly over weight.

      1. JayShockblast

        He’s actually picking on her for so many reasons more than just her weight.

      2. LivesInLowell

        “might be slightly” Let’s be honest here. She is drastically overweight. I am not saying this to be cruel but its just obvious observation.

      3. Truth

        Slightly??? What planet are you from where gravity does not exist?

      4. wabbitt

        I’m detecting sarcasm at work here…

      5. longLiveEbilLorbXenub.

        You obviously :

        1) are the girl in the video.

        2) didn’t see how she acted

        3) are blind if you think she is slightly over weight.

        1. kirk

          I think the term “slightly overweight” was the person being facetious.

    8. wabbitt

      She’ll be dead of a massive coronary by the time she’s thirty.

      1. Maggie the Cat

        You’re absolutely right, wabbit.

    9. Bowen Hardcase

      I can’t help but feel that TBS loses focus, and even credibility, when it skews away from the issue at hand and moves into these kinds of personal attacks. I’m not saying she doesn’t deserve to be called out in her own post but her behavior and warped SJW views are plenty to bash her on, so why all the fat-hate? Gotta keep things on point because posts like this really only justify the anti-TBS position that this blog is less than reputable and gives weight to their argument that TBS is nothing but a place of hate.

      TBS needs to leave the low-hanging fruit to the message board trolls if it ever wants to ascend to the next level of public respect (and advertising clients)…

      1. Practical

        Like the bastion of fortitude known as Barstool?

    10. FiestyLawyerLady

      I think she’s a pretty girl with large breasts. I bet going down on her during her period is like licking a large meatball sub with extra sauce!

      1. FiestyLawyerLady

        Hello! I see you’re back. Where have you been my favorite lil’ stalker?

      2. Jerry

        I almost choked on my own vomit just then, spank you very much. Would need a cotton bale for a tampon.

        1. longLiveEbilLorbXenub.

          > ” Would need a cotton bale for a tampon.”

          Kek’l me fucking Shekels!!!!

      3. Ehud Avni

        You can munch on her ass while you in the hood. You don’t like the taste of Walmart’s snack isle? It be like a giant sampler platter of what they sell. Probably amke you nut off from the flavors.

    11. Chales

      I think her commentary is ridiculous and ignorant. However, Turtleboy, there is really no reason to attack what she looks like and to call her names about looking that way. Attack the stupidity of her rants, yes, but leave her weight out of the equation. You are better than that.

    12. LOB

      I think she could use some retroactive birth control!!!

    13. FiestyLawyerLady

      These are the idiots who think it’s okay to block streets and mess traffic up for a day so they can kill their unwanted babies. Here’s another idea, don’t get drunk and knocked up.

      1. FiestyLawyerLady

        Um……. what? How long is this going to last? Everyone knows that I’m the real Fiesty. You are no where near as funny as I am.

        1. longLiveEbilLorbXenub.

          No the other FiestyLawyerLady is the real one.

    14. Not A Cow


    15. White Lives Matter

      Fat tubby lard shit tub of lard fatty blubber whale fat shit tubby fat fuck fatso!!!!!!!!

    16. ProfessorM

      When you act like a beast, you get treated like a beast. If you don’t like the way people are treating you, change the way you behave. That’s grade school learning. Get over it!

    17. Eric

      Future Deb Powers????

    18. TargetPractice

      That bitch is so fat, her blood type is gravy. What is her trigger word? Twinkies? Because they are going to trigger fucking diabetes. Hope she enjoys her toes while she still has them.

    19. FiestyLawyerLady

      I am the true FiestyLawyerlady. Pay no attention to the imposter with a picture of an ugly cat!

      1. FiestyLawyerLady

        Hi 😉

        I was so confused coming here to read some articles and I see my name in the comment sections 317 times. You really don’t give up. I enjoy your tenacity, asshole.

    20. FiestyLawyerLady

      What’s the big stink about LGBT bathrooms? If I have to go I just squat and drop a duece wherever I am.

    21. WormtownorBust

      The definition of a ham planet.

    22. COB

      Eh, I’d still let her sit on my face after burrito night at Auntie Dot’s! 😀 😀 😀

      1. Jerry

        Does the zoo shut down the elephant pen when you show up? Heh heh

    23. Rhodehaus

      Guess I’ll just stay put and wait for the news to report on her inevitable suicide

    24. titi ho

      can she be seen from outer space?

    25. Vince

      One of the worst cases of FGS I have seen.

    26. Kevin O'Keeffe

      There’s an argument to be made for getting rid of prisons (although other punishments, such as floggings, greater use of executions, and compensating victims, would have to come into play as a result of so doing), but getting rid of the police, is fucking infantile.

    27. Reddog

      I see the imposter is back. Dick

      1. ProfessorM

        You have to download WordPress and get an image to go with your name. It was a pain in the ass, but it’s the only way to block it from impersonating you.

        1. FiestyLawyerLady

          Nice picture. It gets the point across!

    28. Barnyard

      She probably already has a handicap placard.

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    31. Misty

      I hate this sack of sh*t! I hate everything about her, she’s anti-America, she’s against capitalism yet she fights for workers rights. That’s a freaking contradiction. She is an activist for so many stupid things yet she believes she is an anarchist. Why would she protest to try and fix the world when anarchists want to destroy society? She is truly insane! Her entire life is a contradiction.

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