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Turtleboy is a fan of WEEI. Much preferred over 98.5 in the morning. I’ll take Felger for the ride home, and both shows are good during the mid-day, but in the morning Kirk and Callahan is superior. Toucher and Rich are corny. Same, boring, non-hard hitting, lets all get along bullshit. Kirk and Callahan are great because they say what people are thinking, and they’re really good at shitting on callers who deserve to get shit on.
Unfortunately the weekend crew at EEI is lacking. On Saturday they have on Jon Tomase and Trenni Kusnierek. Tomase is the nudnik who made a name for himself by making up a story about a Patriots “walk through tape” of another team they were playing. In other words, he made up Spygate. We lost a first round pick and it opened the door for decades of anti-Patriots butthurt. He just apologized for it a couple years ago. He is an asshole. And he looks like one too:
Trenni is your average, middle-aged smokeshow, who just doesn’t understand how talk radio works. More on that later. I’m not saying that she didn’t work her ass off to get where she is now, but I am saying that it’s an undeniable fact that those doors would not have been open for her if she put on 30 pounds and stopped taking care of her teeth.
Meanwhile Tomase is allowed to look like this:
So Trenni, who fancies herself a feminist, is readily playing along in a system that closes doors for women who aren’t as easy on the eyes, but lets libelous, washed up Hobbits like Tomase have their jobs.
They’re both 1,000% social justice warrior. When they’re guests on Kirk and Callahan they’re fine, because those guys are running the show and they call them out on their bullshit.
But hearing them for the first time by themselves on Saturday made your head wanna explode. They were talking about why Boston was thought of as a racist city. I could go on and on about how bullshit that is, but she brought the Henry Louis Gates episode, and she TOOK HIS SIDE!! If you don’t remember, Skip Gates is the Cambridge professor who was locked out of his home, so his driver tried breaking in. Someone saw the driver breaking in and called the cops. Then they got there and found Gates and his driver in the house and wanted to see ID. So he called them racist and made a huge scene and he ended up getting arrested and taken out by a black cop.
Yea, she sided with him, and so did Tomase. Then he started rambling on about white people’s “implicit bias,” because he can speak for all white people. They were just puking up snowflake chunks all over the airwaves. This is why it’s toxic putting SJW’s in a room together. Because it turns into an echo chamber of nonsense, based completely off of emotions instead of reason and thought.
Both of them have no business being on the radio. One of the things Felger and Kirk Minihane and Greg Hill do is they get people in and out. Sixty seconds tops. You say what you need to say, you banter with them a little, they talk about it, and then they move onto the next caller. She does the opposite. She lets callers babble on about nothing for 15 minutes. Even if they say something patently absurd she says, “Wow, that’s interesting, gonna have to look that one up.” People don’t wanna hear that. They want to hear you put dumb people in their place. That’s great radio.
But Trenni and Tomase are SJW’s, so they embrace the jive. This is how they tell themselves they’re one of the good ones. So one of the Turtleboy’s called them up in order to call them out, and we’re trying to get the tape for tomorrow. Because it was pretty epic. Basically they were destroyed with logic. Told them how dumb they sounded for the Skip Gates thing. Then Trenni said, “actually his name is Henry Louis Gates,” to which Turtleboy told her that his name is Skip. That’s what everyone calls him. That’s what Obama called him when he said the Cambridge Police acted “stupidly.” If she were a real reporter she’d know that.
We don’t have the call right now, but people were talking turtle a lot afterwards. The first caller, and ESPECIALLY the caller at 17:00 are the ones you need to hear. Micah from Newburyport is beyond triggered by the turtle:
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!! Let’s check out the play by play…..
“If you look up Turtleboy, its a term used by racists. They label the sort of scared racists the turtle. They come out of their shell, they say the racist things, and then they run back into their shells. It’s kind of like, I dunno how to describe it.”
OK, so if Trenni were good at her job, this is where she’d ask him what the hell he’s talking about. Why is Turtleboy racist? Please name one thing you’re even referring to. But Trenni is the sub who has to work on the weekends. So instead she came back with this:
Trenni: “It’s kind of like, what is it, the frog? that everyrone uses.”
Micah from Newburyport: “Yea, precisely.”
She’s referring to this stupid frog:
Yea, SJW’s call that racist now. That’s what I mean by Trenni sucks at her job. Listeners wanna hear you call that guy out and hold his feet to the fire. No one wants to hear you list other things that aren’t really racist either.
Caller: “It’s really bizarre, I mean, I’ve looked into the stuff. I mean, my cousin is interested in it. And I tried telling him, like, do you realize all of that stuff is racist?
HAHAHHAHA!! Love when this happens. When you hate the turtle with every fiber of your being, and then you find out someone you loves rides the turtle. And you try to convince them that they’re reading a racist blog, and then they ask you to name one racist thing we ever said. And you’re like, “but….it’s racist.”
Like, there’s this like, like, I wouldn’t be surprised if that guy who called up runs that Turtleboy blog.”
Trenni: Yes, that is him.
Tomase: Yea, I was wondering that because that’s a Worcester blog.
Whoa!! They cracked the case!!
Micah from Newburyport: “They cherry pick all these stories to post about, and it’s really gross when you take a step back and you realize that they’re motivated by…..uhhh….I dunno….I dunno how to describe it…..but…..I don’t…..”
I’ve never seen someone encapsulate every criticism we’ve ever heard better than Micah from Newburyport. They’re all full of shit. And this is how you know it. Because he literally said nothing. We’re motivated by……….something. I don’t know what it is, but I know it makes my nani sore.
Now if Trenni were competent and had any idea what she was doing she would’ve asked, “What motivates Turtleboy that makes him so bad? You have these strong opinions, they have to be grounded in something. Can you name one thing about the blog that you think is “gross?”
Instead we got this from Trenni:
Micah from Newburyport: “Exactly. Unsavory topics.”
Literally putting words in his mouth for him. She is useless.
“They just paint everything along racial lines. Like, he was saying that he knows better because he’s lived there (in an urban, diverse environment), therefore his opinion is better. But it’s like, your opinion is garbage. I’m sorry, I don’t wanna get too much into it. I just wanted to say that.”
And you just wanted to say what? You literally said nothing for 90 seconds. You are the reason Turtleboy exists. Because the world is full of people like you, who are completely full of shit. Everyone generally dislikes you, but no one ever says anything because they don’t wanna make a fuss. And now you’re getting called out for it.
It’s almost as if you’re allowed to have different opinions. That’s what’s so fascinating about these people. They truly don’t understand how people can view the world a different way. The point we were making to Trenni and Tomase, is that they might have implicit bias because they grew up in all white communities. But when you grow up in an urban environment, diversity becomes part of your experience. You’re used to it. The people who grew up in the burbs and wanna lecture Turtleboy about race can go right ahead and fuck off. Because Turtleboy lived it. And we don’t need some honkey blonde chick and a yellow journalist nerdlinger lecturing us about our implicit bias.
We told them that, and Micah from Newburyport got triggered and called them up to let them know it. Now he’s off hiding in a safe space and trying to convince his cousin to stop riding the turtle. But his cousin’s not getting off any time soon. Because once you’re on, you’re on for life.
P.S. Anyone know who Micah from Newburyport is? All we could find on Facebook was this guy.
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