Woman Who Won’t Shovel Disabled Parents Steps Called Worcester PD On Turtleboy And Is Taking Us To Internet Court

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Woman Who Won’t Shovel Disabled Parents Steps Called Worcester PD On Turtleboy And Is Taking Us To Internet Court

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Yesterday we published this blog about a local cheesehog named Hope Boudreau who is pissed at her parent’s landlord for not shoveling three steps, and thinks that she should be paid by the landlord for shoveling them herself.

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Then today she sent us this well-written email:

Hello my Name is Hope you allowed David Webb to to put me on your page he says I am suring him all Ii did was yell out loud at him and the neighbors heard everything. . I step dad is bound to a wheelchair can’t walk my mom walks with a cane .. I am my step dad’s pca and take care if all that needs to be done. . Just because I post a oicture of jjos property and what I did doesn’t give you the right to put my Name out there for the social media to discriminate. . Please take the post down or I will file a law suit against this site. . I was only trying to get some advise from people on Facebook not thrown out like this. 

Another Internet lawsuit!! See you in court Hope!!

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I read this email several times and I’m still no closer to understanding whatever it is she was attempting to communicate. Let’s go chunk by chunk….

Hello my Name is Hope you allowed David Webb to to put me on your page he says I am suring him all Ii did was yell out loud at him and the neighbors heard everything. .

Wait…what? We “allowed” David Webb to put her on our page? Ummmmmm…..I don’t think you understand how the Internet works hun. David is not affiliated with our blog. We just saw him going at it with you on Facebook and screenshotted it for our amuesement.

. I step dad is bound to a wheelchair can’t walk my mom walks with a cane .. I am my step dad’s pca and take care if all that needs to be done. .

Double periods. So hot right now.

Just because I post a oicture of jjos property and what I did doesn’t give you the right to put my Name out there for the social media to discriminate. .

“The social media”

“discriminate”

“the right”

It’s so awesome when people use words without having the foggiest idea as to their meaning.

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Please take the post down or I will file a law suit against this site. .

Yes your honor. The defendant took a picture of something I went out of my way to post on the most heavily trafficked website in the world. I would like to sue for deformation of feelings please.

I was only trying to get some advise from people on Facebook not thrown out like this. 

Oh, you got plenty of advice Hope. It just wasn’t the advice you were “hoping” for. Let this be a lesson – when you try to shame other people on Facebook, make sure you’re not coming across as a complete moron first.

She’s also apparently called the cops:

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Has any job in America gotten more entertaining than police dispatcher since Turtleboy became a thing? Do you realize how many calls local police stations have gotten like this?

“Worcester Police, this call is being recorded, what’s your emergency?”

Yes, I’d like to report Turtleboy. I was trying to blame someone else for my own laziness and the whole thing blew up in my face when Turtleboy said I should do it myself. I’ve got a bad case of post-traumatic feels. If you need me I’m going to continue to give Turtleboy more material to blog about.”

Oh, and according to her brother Johnny, what Turtleboy did was “wrong and elgal”:

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Stay tuned for more updates on the upcoming lawsuit and civil trial.

P.S. Turns out we’ve written about David Webb before, we just didn’t publish his name. Last year he went to Fitchburg to sell a guy a computer. The guy tried paying with counterfeit money and pulled out a BB gun when David Webb asked for the computer back. So David Webb shot him a bunch of times and the assbag ran away.

 

 

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Discussion

  1. KJDS


    I hope you guys buy lunch or make cookies or something for the local PDs that have to deal with these incredibly educated people calling about the ‘elgaluity’ of what you’re doing.

    Maybe they’ll set up an electronic voice system:

    “Press 1 if you’re calling about a Turtleboy ‘deformation’ case” – (shunts directly to Dick M Vulvas’s voicemail)

  2. Maggie the Cat


    David Webb IS Jason Bourne! I wouldn’t mess with him.

  3. Mike Rotch


    Hope needs to up his/her hormone therapy. S/he is stuck somewhere in the middle of both genders. One or the other, you gotta pick a side sweetie.

    1. KJDS


      Oh, not anymore. Haven’t you heard of non-binary-gender-fluid-something-something?

  4. Gov. assistance vibe


    Imagine how many calls the cops receive from her type. Out-there mentally and looking for a buck. Maybe she even called 911 too, like many of the neurotics do for nonsensical issues.

  5. Lt Dan


    TB – let’s hear your take on the Emma Watson & Amanda Seyfried nudies leak.

    Even tho we’re the same age in real life, I felt like a pedo cranking one out to Hermione.

  6. Turd Burglestein


    I’m still not convinced that thing was born a woman.

    1. Turd Burglestein


      I’m hoping not since I’m sending him/her flowers. Ooooh, fingers crossed there’s a treetrunk hanging there!

  7. Wtf


    Doesn’t the picture seriously speak for itself? The neighbors must not them at all , likely wth good reason, or why else would you make sch a nice neat line right down the middle. If that isn’t a fuck you , I don’t know what is! Yay neighbor! Lmao
    And I actually feel bad for the dispatchers that have to deal with TBS complaints, they may have their very own turtle complaint dept by now, it’s extension # 328-7448 or ear shit !

  8. Wtf


    EAT SHIT. Stupid auto correct

  9. Hope Boudreau


    PLEASE STOP PICKING ON ME!!!! I HAVE HIRED ATTY RICHARD N VULVA TO REPRESENT ME! I WILL TAKE DOWN THIS BLOG IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO! THEY SENT OFFICER BOBNMIC OVER TO COMFORT ME IN MY TIME OF NEED. THE SMELL OF ALCOHOL ON HIS BREATH WAS SO INTOXICATING THAT I HAD TO HAVE HIM!

    1. Kevin Lynch


      Good choice. I used him when TurtleBoy picked on me for not shoveling… We’re filing in MA Superior Court this Monday… Maybe we could make it a class action!!

      SHOVELING SUCKS!! DOWN WITH SHOVELING!!

      1. Hope Boudreau


        I WOULD LOVE TO JOIN IN ON THAT! THANKS FOR THE INFO KEVIN. BTW I HAVE A NICE BIG HOG FOR YOU TO SUCK FOR GIVING ME THIS INFORMATION. DAVID CAN JOIN TOO. BUT ONLY IF BOBBY CAN COME ALONG! CHOO CHOO

    2. BobnMic


      It was my pleasure, Hope. You stuffing my over-stuffed corn hole with your prodigious hog AND the Bulldog (TM) marital aid (I carry it with me everywhere I go) was the highlight of my week!

      I guess I better get used to it. The wife’s divorce lawyer is going to have me in a similar position.

      1. Branch Manager from Bolyston


        You’re goddamned right he is. Maybe you’ve heard of him- Hector Pineiro. He’s going to make you wish you were never born! BTW, his son is an amazing lover and appreciates a big, beautiful woman.

        1. Bobn?


          I changed my user name! OK, you cunt? I’ll keep your name off of here from now on. Now, can I please have the kegerator in the settlement?

  10. I Hate Stupid People


    “Her” “brother”……. Lmao… I think maybe the hormone (estrogen) therapy needs to be upped if “her” “brother” is still there. It’s like watching Me, Myself and Irene.

  11. Your name here*


    And THIS is why I love turtleboy….well I don’t LOVE you….you’re just less of a bunch of douchebags than the real media. You get me through a workday, that’s for sure. Now someone give me a footjob

  12. Mr Butthurt


    Bahahahahahaha fucking great

  13. LLC


    “Step dad’s PCA”= I’m getting govt $$$$$$$.

    Gets paid by us to care for her own parents & still bitching.

    Fuck her.

    1. Taxed to the Max


      This PCA is getting poaid by taxpayers to take care of her own parents, protested to demand $15 an hour for it, and now wants her landlord to pay her on top of that, for taking care of her own parents.

      1. Lola Bunny


        Fucking disgusting. I’ve been taking care of my mom for years (giving her at home daily IV’s, all kinds of shit) and I’m grateful when she feels well enough and gives me a container of spaghetti sauce. Nobody gives me money for shit! Oh ya because we work our asses off and “make too much money” to qualify for any of that “free money.” Fuck all these lazy thieving assholes.

      2. Itsjustme


        Wouldn’t that mean she already got paid for shoveling those three steps? If she was there being paid by our taxes to take care of her step-dad, she was paid already.

    2. Sam The Sham


      That PCA (Personal Care Attendant) scam is something you should expose next. Government $ (my money) for staying home. No requirements for the job. Scam.

    3. Itsjustme


      My first thought yesterday when she said she “worked for the state” was, guaranteed she’s getting paid to take care of her disabled parents. I literally loled at the people who called her a good daughter, taken care of her parents. Of course, but not for free.

  14. tngsucks


    You need to get a phone line for police complaints. Publish this number on these articles and promise to forward to the appropriate police dept. This will free up their dispatchers and give you desk girl worthy recordings.

  15. Souse Bro


    #1. If his/her brother is a landlord, why the hell aren’t the parents living there?
    #2. Dad is in a wheelchair, can’t use the steps anyways.
    #3. If Mom was any smarter than her offspring, she would just quietly walk up the clean stairway and over to her door.
    #4. IF dad is in a wheelchair, there must be a ramp. Hence, if you’re gonna bitch about being lazy, use the ramp as an example not 3 half stairs.
    #5. What the heck is a JJOS property??
    #6. I’m my cat’s PCA, is there any money in this educated profession due to me thru loopholes that only illegals would know?

  16. CLG


    It’s pretty damned sad that autocorrect exists, yet, still remains unused. Writing in one long, incoherent, run on sentence does not make you look very smart, or give the impression you even know what legal is. What a loser.

  17. criminal justice major with a master's


    I’ve been too court with a landlord because of a bed ridden family member and the property owner was told he/she was responsible for removing and proving the rocksalt and or sand to his/her property !!!! U also have the legal right to ask that your picture be removed off of a social media site it’s her right nit to have her face published and you could face civil charges

    1. Dick Dover ESQ


      And you sir can face my penile system up close. See you in court dicksucker.

    2. LLC


      With a “master’s”????? Nope.

      “I’ve been TOO court” Nope.

      “You have the legal right to have pic removed…” Nope.

      A. Masters. Degree. Bwhahahahahahahahaha

      1. Sterling Turtle Rider


        Ten to one says that if you turn over that ‘master’s degree’, it’s printed on a Denny’s placemat… and they didn’t even do the maze right.

  18. turtleboylover


    First of all, you are your own parents PCA which means you get paid $14.12 an hour to work for them, and that includes the shoveling of the snow, which I’m pretty sure you got paid for. Just wondering how many HOURS did it take you to shovel that snow out Hope?? I HOPE it wasn’t too long!

    1. Itsjustme


      I just posted the same thing. I have no clue what she is complaining about. She gets paid to hang around her parents house, doing what most adult children do for free. If she is already paid to be there, then she has already been paid to shovel those three steps and by us taxpayers. Sounds like she already has a pretty good scam going on.

  19. IWasNewHere


    I dont know this david webb, but he is truly my new hero. We have proven our strength in numbers by electing DJT and have long been aware that our rightfully obtained legal firearms are far superior to the pieces of sh*t these idiots hold sideways . If more GOOD people were to stand up to this type of scum fuckery there may still be a chance to save this once great nation. I thank the lord for people like TB ( and SSTG and various other uniquely annonymous bloggers on here) and david webb for finally taking a stand for what is truly right and fair. I also hope that however slowly, we the silent majority eventually find the courage to join them in their fight.

  20. Sterling Turtle Rider


    David Webb for city council!

  21. Independent Thinker


    The laws need to be changed. Property owners should have full rights in determining whether or not to rent to someone. Often times, if your gut tells you the people are losers, in most cases, they are. Unfortunately, due to state and federal laws, they can get you on discrimination. I don’t see the state and federal government volunteering to come in and repair a unit after they trash it, and the local government doesn’t waive your property taxes when a tenant stiffs you.

  22. Moe


    The girl showeled out her parents? All five shovelfulls of snow. .. I’m cackling

    1. LLC


      But…but……. it’s “elgal” !!!!!!!!

      Especially on a “jjos” property!!!

      WTF. This person is seriously dumb.

  23. BlackandWhite


    What we should do is — the next time the Worcester PD has some sort of charity drive we should all donate money in the name of Turtle Boy. Show our support for putting up with these morons.

  24. Wtf


    I have 3 rental props and all tenants are month to month. I have never had any problems because I tell them right away that if they don’t pay, and I give them a chance , then I will put all their shit on the lawn, shut off all water and power and change locks. I am not a slum lord therefore I deserve to be pad for shit I have worked hard for. If they don’t like it then THEy can sue me. If they can’t pay rent they do not deserve to be there, and I don’t need anyone telling me I can’t do that, becuase I absolutely will. I will never have some scumbag Rachets living in a home I own and have the deed to , for free, ever. I will go to jail first or burn the fucking thing down after I move all their shit out.

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