100 Person Brawls On Water Street Will Always Happen As Long As Mambo Drinks Continues To Be A Dooshnozzle Magnet

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WPD Facebook PageOn Monday, August 1, 2016 at approximately 1:30 AM, Worcester Police responded to the area of Harrison and Water Streets for a report of a large crowd fighting. First arriving officers observed approximately 100 plus people fighting in the streets. Officers observed males with bats, bottles and knives fighting. Officers exiting their cruisers had bottles thrown at them. Due to the large crowd and the violence taking place officers called for additional officers to respond. The crowd was ignoring the officer’s orders to disperse. Officers deployed pepper spray but had no result. Given the extreme volatility of the incident officials in charge called for all available police officers city wide to respond to the area.

Officers believe that the large crowd had come from the Mambo Lounge located at 105 Water Street. A comedian from New York City had performed there last night with a large contingent from New York followed him to the lounge to see the performance. The fight involved many of the patrons from New York and several local gang members. 

Officers at the scene observed a male hitting another male over the head with a baseball bat. Officers closed in on the male in an attempt to arrest him. The crowd surrounded the officers and pushed them away from the suspect. The suspect was able to break free and started to run away. Several officers gave chase. The crowd continued to impede. The male was eventually apprehended. The male violently resisted. The male attempted to spit at the officers but his face was held away. The male was taken to the ground. The male attempted to kick the officers but one officer was able to hold his ankles down. The male was identified as Jonah Pichardo, 31-years-ld of 2232 Homer Avenue, Bronx, NY. Mr. Pichardo was charged with Assault and Battery with a Dangerous Weapon and Resisting Arrest. The victim’s condition is unknown as he fled the scene prior to being interviewed by police.

Officers also observed a 17-year-old Juvenile male punch an unknown male victim in the face. The juvenile, a known local gang member, was placed under arrest and charged with Disorderly Conduct. The male that was punched fled the scene prior to being interviewed by police. At approximately 2:00 AM, police were informed that a 25-year-old male arrived at a nearby hospital suffering from multiple stab wounds; the male had non-life threatening injuries and was treated and released. The male is a known local gang member. At approximately 2:20 AM, a 20-year-old male was dropped off at a nearby hospital suffering from multiple stab wounds; he had emergency surgery and is expected to survive.

A short time after a 21-year-old male, a known local gang member, was spotted at the scene suffering from multiple stab wounds. Officers at the scene called for Worcester EMS and he was transported to a nearby hospital for treatment. His injuries are non-life threatening. A 26-year-old male arrived at a nearby hospital suffering from a chest injury after being hit with a baseball bat. The male has non-life threatening injuries.

Officers at the scene observed the store front window smashed out at Wycked Java located at 108 Water Street. It was reported to officers that someone was pushed into the window during the fight. Investigators interviewed most of the victims and have received little to no cooperation with regard to suspect information.

This investigation is ongoing, this investigation is ongoing, if anyone has information about this incident they can send an anonymous text to 274637 TIPWPD + your message or send an anonymous web based message Calls can also be made to the Worcester Police Detective Bureau at (508) 799-8651.


This is how we envision that fight going:

First things first – we saw a bunch of people in the comments section talking about how nice it is that these gangstas fought “old school” and didn’t shoot each other. That’s how you know your city has hit rock bottom – when it’s a moral victory that people got stabbed instead of getting shot.

Anyway, everyone involved in this is an animal. They can’t even really be considered human beings. They’ve completely rejected all aspects of civilized society and chosen to act no different than animals killing each other for survival on safari. That’s just a fact.

Given that fact I think it’s fair to say that the Worcester Police should just let them kill each other next time, and hospitals should refuse to admit anyone hurt during one of these donnybrooks. Ya know what most of the people who were probably hurt during this probably don’t pay for? Health insurance. But since health care has been deemed a “right,” (rights are free, they don’t cost money btw) it’s up to the taxpayers to make sure these winners get bandaged up, undergo surgery, and get prescriptions to valuable pain killers that they will immediately sell.

As for the cops, they should just let them be. Just to review what the cops had to deal with, here’s a quick list:

  • they had bottles thrown at them
  • the crowd refused to disperse, because ultimately none of these savages respect the authority of the police
  • the crowd surrounded the police and pushed them as they attempted to save someone from getting beaten with a bat
  • the waste of space they arrested violently resisted
  • the savage attempted to spit at them
  • the savage attempted to kick the police officers
  • they managed not to shoot any of them
  • no one cooperated or helped them out because that shit is mad wack yo!!

You wanna be a gangsta? Cool. Kill each other. No one in civilized society will miss you. Your homies will pour one out for you and you’ll end up on some t-shirts that will eventually end up in the back of a closet in a section 8 apartment on Vernon Hill. But the police won’t have to continue to resist the urge to shoot you all, which the general public would overwhelmingly support. But of course the cops can no longer get tough with these guys because professional asshole Hector Pineiro, whose son is also a piece of shit gangster, will sue the WPD and make another quick buck off some new scumbags.

Anyway, the real problem here is that Water Street has quickly gotten decimated by this. Ten years ago Water Street and the Canal District became the go to spot for normal people because Park Ave bars started getting shitty. But now there seems to be World Start Hip Hop tryouts every other weekend. And honestly, it’s all because of this one bar:


Mambo Drinks. That name alone is a magnet for dooshnozzles. I remember back in the good ol’ days when this place was a gay bar. Proving once again that gay people are the best thing that will ever happen to your property value. First of all, let’s check out the reviews for Mambo Drink on Facebook:



When the reviewers constantly feel the need to mention how good security is, that’s not a good sign. I can’t ever remember leaving the Blarney Stone or Union Tavern and saying, “security was really on point tonight – I’m gonna go write a review on Facebook.” The only people who write stuff like that are people who are used to going to clubs where people get stabbed.

Here’s some more things that aren’t good:


“No dress code.” You might as well put a sign outside that says, “wear Timberlands, gold chains, flat brimmed hats, and oversized t-shirts.”

Then there’s pictures like this:


If that’s the bartender, then you know exactly the crowd that Mambo is looking to attract.

And when this is these are outfits of choice with the ladies:



And the plus sized women are wearing skin tight cocktail dresses that they have no business wearing


Or when the guys in the pictures are wearing chains and acting like hardos while flashing some sort of bat signals


Or when this is what a promotional poster looks like



Those are all really, really bad signs. It almost guarantees that 100 person melees will break out, a bunch of people will get stabbed, and no one will cooperate with the police.

So yea, what the city needs to do if they’re serious about economic development is to filter the type of establishments that are allowed to open up in the Canal District. Because that’s the part of the city that clearly has the most promise, and allegedly is where they want all these imaginary 20 somethings who move to Worcester to go out at night. But no one is gonna be doing that if Worcester turns into the opening scene of Gangs of New York. The formula to clean up Water Street is simple – get rid of Mambo Drinks.

But of course that makes entirely too much sense. Plus it’s racist, because as you can see from the photographs, Turtleboy is once again picking on people who aren’t white:

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This is apparently some sort of attempt at the English language. But she’s making a really strong point. In her opinion “gang guys” are usually “American,” and they come from “nowere.” Ya got that? Gangs literally come from a place called “nowere.” And there are fights on Water Street because these gangs, which are hanging outside of City Hall, outnumber the cops on Water Street. Because it’s not like the entire police force was called out to Water Street on Sunday night.

Oh yea, and most importantly, any attempt to blame this on Mambo Drinks is racist, because they’re the only “Latin one.” Don’t get me wrong, we looked through their Facebook page to find pictures of some white guys in Mambo in order to diversify our dooshnozzle lineup, but there just weren’t any there.

Oh well, Joe Petty and Ed Augustus can always just build another hotel, tell us all that Worcester is turning into the Emerald City, and the reality of every day life will magically go away. Rinse, repeat.

P.S. The fact that gangstas in the Bronx are making their way to Worcester is pretty troubling to say the least. This is what we found when we went to Jonah Pichardo’s Facebook page:



Clearly that person is not 31 years old, and more than likely that is his spawn. Glad to see he’s instilling values such as the $20 bill closeup and the bathroom selfie.


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87 Comment(s)
  • duh
    August 3, 2016 at 5:48 pm

    “If that’s the bartender, then you know exactly the crowd that Mambo is looking to attract.”

    So, it must still be a gay bar?

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      August 3, 2016 at 7:33 pm

      My thoughts exactly. He has the gay bartender starter pack and the Hollister boxers included in the limited edition version.

  • Tara
    August 3, 2016 at 7:13 am

    Racist clowns

  • BobnMic
    August 3, 2016 at 12:22 am

    Haven’t checked that new Irish Pub on West Boylston Street yet has anybody? I think it’s called Quinns something? Boy between Smitty’s, Bennies, (which I believe this new place is right in between), and three/four other places in the same area this north end of West Boylston Street is taking off.

    And the best part is that it is not for gang bangers. Any one of these places do not cater to the criminal type. Smitty’s by far is the best place to watch a game. He has the place loaded with big Samsung LEDs and he PUTS THE SOUND ON! Nothing worse than trying to suck down a few cold ones, watch a game but have to listen to Tony Orlando and Dawn sing “Tie a yellow ribbon around that old oak tree”…

  • Publius
    August 2, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    Mayor Petty comment? Councilor Rivera? The Street Jackals own the Canal District.

  • Anthony "Gas Pipe" Casso
    August 2, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    Fuck the fences, license revocations, metal detectors, and body cams. They should have dropped every shitbag involved in that mess with the beanbag rounds. These bangers think they are tough in numbers. None of them would stand a chance bare fisted, facing someone alone. They’re tough guys spouting off at police officers who are practicing extreme restraint. 20 years ago you got a beating from the police, dropped off at your house, and then beat by your parents for being disrespectful. Now you have failure parents, raising failure kids with no respect for anyone.

    The pics say it all, bunch of little boys with tight shirts and their eyebrows waxed. The poor excuses for women look more masculine than these punks are.

    And no one should be able to withhold the names of the so called juveniles arrested who think they’re tough guys. They think they’re men, treat them so and publish their names.

  • Nelly
    August 2, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    The club is nothing but RICAN infestation of Worcester of course us normal white folk are home sleeping and getting ready to start a work week oh I forgot the ricans don’t have to get up and go to work why would they we give them free housing, free food, free daycare for their kids all while us white people keep working to support the GAngbangers of WORCESTEzr

    • Reddog
      August 3, 2016 at 1:18 am

      How do you tell a Dominican from a Puerto Rican? Serious question.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        August 3, 2016 at 1:45 am

        Can’t always tell by looks. Dominicans are usually always medium to dark skin and have African ancestry, thus most Dominicans have African textured hair. However, some Puerto Ricans are dark skin as well, you can almost always differentiate the two by texture of hair. You can ALWAYS tell them apart by the way they speak Spanish.

        Puerto Ricans speak very quickly and rarely will you hear exaggerated pronounced words, unless you’re getting your ass whooped by a Rican Granny. A Dominican uses long tongue and the word “loco” quite frequently. They also speak in a tone that sounds like they are asking questions when they are not, it’s just the way they speak.

        On a NON serious note lol…Dominicans when dressing up, they wear fancy alligator looking shoes with a square tip. Show me ONE Dominican that doesn’t own a pair of those and I will give you $500 lol.

        My Latin lesson for the week!

        • BobnMic
          August 3, 2016 at 2:33 am

          Reddog if you want a great vacation with several of the all-inclusive resorts offered in Punta Cana in the Dominican Republic as well as Santo Domingo and other great spots, I’m telling you, you get a bang for your buck and the people there are awesome. Yes they are.

          Also San Juan P.R. was awesome as well. Only been there once and definitely need to go back. Was there a couple of years ago during a July 4th week and boy oh boy do they celebrate our independence day on La Hermosa Isla or La Isla Bonita (the beautiful island as Madonna would put it). Love the Caribbean and the people…

          • BobnMic
            August 3, 2016 at 3:04 am

            A little off topic but referencing the Latinos in this community? It seems most are great proud American citizens and productive members of our society and just people but the other few are fucked up insane gang banging asshole system fuckers that should be in jail. The real Latinos HATE the asshole Latinos more than you can imagine.

            I honestly believe that there are gang banging shit bag Latinos in this comment section trolling away…

  • Worc Taxpayer
    August 2, 2016 at 8:28 pm

    On some weekend nigt the police need to set up a 15 foot fence on Water St outside this place so wen this dump closes these animals can go wild on each oter. Wouldn’t that be a sigt to beold. The city could sell tickets to watch tese animals kill eac oter in a cage “were” they belong.

    I’m loaning my “H”‘s to Naomi Ruiz.

    The only safe places to go out at night in this city is Shrewsbury or Highland Streets. West Boylston St also has some decent places with some who are just getting started.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      August 2, 2016 at 9:48 pm

      Smitty’s! Also O’Connor’s, The Mill, and Finder’s Pub, although they close early-ish!

      • August 3, 2016 at 8:01 am

        O’Connors rules. Best Guinness beef stew around. Love the ceder plank salmon too. With a draft Murphys Stout, pure heaven.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          August 4, 2016 at 6:41 pm

          Godamned right on with the Salmon for sure! Try Finder’s one time it’s on West Boylston St up the road from Walmart. Amazing Fish n Chips.

          • Crackdown
            August 6, 2016 at 10:13 am

            Finders = NG

    • whatevuh
      August 3, 2016 at 6:17 am

      problem is, the greendale area is starting to get pretty bad too, everywhere you find 3-deckers . . . hence the term porchmonkeys. Might be getting time to move out of there too before the undesirables take over that area as well

      • Crackdown
        August 6, 2016 at 10:14 am

        Too late. Greendale/Burncoat – the shit ships already sailed there.

  • A
    August 2, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    There is zero difference between Worcester and The Bronx. Except I guess a shorter wait time for your drugs in the boogie down. This place is breaking the number one rule: Worcester cannot have a real club, something that sounds like a club, or looks like a club. Its too bad, but every club was a disaster. These Facebook and instagram ballers don’t actually spend any money, despite them flaunting all those $20 bills around. Now if you bring in a full body metal detector, a dress code that says no hats, oversize tees, timbalands and auburn mall jewelry, you could have something nice. But no one from Worcester could get in. Problem solved!

  • Joel
    August 2, 2016 at 5:34 pm

    Turtleboy made a comment about Bronx and Worcester, where do u think all gangbanger bring the drugs in from the Bronx to Worcester, funny we haven’t heard a word from our good old city counsil on this one, why are 17 yr old drinking at 2 am, license commission needs to revoke there license, good old Worcester keep thinking out city is safe, from what I’ve heard it was a girl doing all the stabbing

  • whatevuh
    August 2, 2016 at 5:19 pm

    When did big fat asses become attractive anyway? I didn’t get that memo. What you are witnessing here is these Latino types, trying to make our area just like the 3rd world shithole they came from. They don’t want nice things cuz they can’t afford it anyway, so make it a dump, something they are more accustomed to. Hoodrats, porchmonkeys, that’s all they are.

  • Already Have
    August 2, 2016 at 2:27 pm

    Paul Moosey and Ed Augustus have taken your advice to heart. They won’t live in this city, but are happy to extract their hack, political-patronage funds from it. If you live in this city you are considered no better than the scum involved in the brawl. It doesn’t matter that you’re employed or have an increasingly-threatened home on the west side. The fact that you still live here proves you are not worth listening to.

  • John DeCourcy
    August 2, 2016 at 1:39 pm

    It has been obvious for years that the city was on it’s way out. I owned a home off of June St. and the trash was starting to move west of Park Ave. I left 15 years ago and went to W. Brookfield. No brawls, police sirens, gunshots, car break-ins, carjackings and all the hassle involved in living in an old industrial city on the fast track downward. When i left i felt if i wanted entertainment or a night of dining and entertainment i would travel into the city and enjoy some fun. That idea ended 10 years ago. Occasionally i have to travel to Worcester for business. It seems to get worse every time. Hundreds of people standing in groups on the sidewalk doing nothing. Brown bags everywhere. Dope deals going on in public. Police and ambulances with blaring sirens slowing down traffic and those who actually have a job. I will never go into the city after 6:00 PM again. I am not alone. None of my friends out here would ever consider Worcester for anything except trouble. As more brawls and general disorder occur more people who can leave, will leave. For the most part they will be people who have some money and will buy a home where it is quiet. Even the west side will decay as more people leave. I grew up in the city when the cops were respected and obeyed. Those days have long since passed and Worcester will never be the same again. Those that can should get out as fast as they can.

    • BobnMic
      August 2, 2016 at 3:55 pm

      John DeCourcy I respect your sentiment and I also know that you are not alone. Many people think that. I bet most people on this blog do as well.

      But I still live in the city albeit so far north I’m practically in another town. My point is that I know for a fact that our Worcester Police Department is top notch. They are professional men and women that understand the world today and they still get the job done and done well. I had a little glitch with my house alarm just last week and before I got off the phone with my alarm company two Cops were there at my door. I still had groceries in my hand. If I was a criminal I would’ve been so bagged.

      I friggin’ love those guys. And with the newly appointed Chief Steve Sargent the department will only get better. And that’s what makes or breaks a city or town in my opinion – public safety. I believe that donnybrook that happened on Water Street was a fluke and not representative of what that entertainment area of the city has to offer. Plus most of those establishments hire Police details anyway as they should.

      Is Worcester on the move in the right direction? Well another debate for another day. Just my opinion…

      • BobnMic
        August 2, 2016 at 4:55 pm

        Really now? So now we have criminals trolling in here that do not like the Worcester Police Department and what OUR men and women in blue do? Wow has this blog gone down hill in a hurry Wow!

        Taken over by the SJW crew lead by you know who…

        • ProfessorM
          August 3, 2016 at 9:45 am

          Pretty sure it’s not the Worcester police dept. they are down voting.
          But… Have yourself a ball there….
          I’m sure no one hates you..
          ……… It’s all just an illusion.

          • BobnMic
            August 3, 2016 at 9:58 am

            Well you ought to know wouldn’t you. People are really catching on to your bullshit there Harry the fake Professor so when you live in a glass house – do not throw stones asshole… Hahahaha…

            Plus I know it was you two losers all along so don’t be so quick to pat yourselves on the back. And congratulations on being instrumental in fucking up this blog to the point where nobody can make a serious comment because you and fuckface Lloyd the fake Lawyer will just degrade it like you have degraded yourselves. Nice job. Really nice.

          • BobnMic
            August 3, 2016 at 11:31 am

            And other than you two fat slobs creating the hate; who exactly are you referring to? I know for a fact that fellow commenters will not respond to any questions I may have about, more than likely, an article on here because they just simply do not want to deal with your wrath or the other asshole’s wrath.

            Think about it. In just 4 months – you two fuckups have whiped out any and all comradery in here among those of us that have been here awhile. Some since day one like myself. This seems like a well thought out plan on the heels of the U.Mass TrigglyPuff story. The timing is all in place if you research back as I did.

            So you two circle jerk Social Justice Warriors did a team back thereafter and decided to take over the comment section and fuck with all or as many of the Turtle riders as possible. Well it did work to an extent. Some of the commenters with thoughtful posts have vanished. They do not want to deal with you two fuckups and I do not blame them. Like I said recently we used to have fun in here and joke around. But ever since the arrival of you two assholes those days seem to be long gone.

            Thanks a lot. Thanks for being such little cry babies that you have spend so much time ruining fun for a lot of people. I hope you two are very proud of yourselves. Fake Professor and Fake Lawyer.

            Who the fuck uses their professions on their screen name? Not one person in here but you two fat dumb and dumber fucks. You two are so busted. Other than that you two oompa loompas – have a swell day…

  • Joe Max
    August 2, 2016 at 12:37 pm

    A ten year old, would realize what would happen. If one grants a license to a bar in Worcester named ‘ Mambo’s “. Also, wonder if the genius patrons, are related to the ‘ Boyz ” who moved here from New York. Who destroyed the Worcester Academy neighborhood up the hill, starting in the early seventies. They brought in heroin and before one knew it. The neighborhood was destroyed and has not been the same since. At least, some must have the same DNA as the original losers !

  • ADdm
    August 2, 2016 at 12:18 pm

    I have a better idea. Why don’t the city get retail establishments in these redeveloping areas that aren’t always bars, hookah lounges and night clubs? These kind of places tend to be a big magnet for debauchery. Why can’t they find grocery stores, clothing boutiques, electronic shops, jewelry stores, etc. to set up in these areas – independent or national chain??? Does the city really think it’s “coming back” sorely on watering holes and restaurants???

  • Sal Monella
    August 2, 2016 at 12:04 pm

    Good grief! I thought I was the only one who thought the pictures were of lady boys! Thanks to several commenters for confirming those fat ass Latinas are dudes. Even if they are female… Umm, I don’t see the attraction. There must be an elevated level of sexual desperation in that community. Or lots of MDMA.

    Sure this still isn’t a gay bar?

  • Just Need a Helping Hand
    August 2, 2016 at 11:24 am

    All of these “males” (how gender-centric) the police describe just need some outreach in order to mix even more seamlessly into Worcester society. Just as gang-raping Muslim men in Europe were given government-sponsored dating etiquette classes, Tracy Novick should teach them how to get up every morning and go to work panhandling at local intersections and impede the flow of traffic.

  • Warren Memlib
    August 2, 2016 at 11:19 am

    Pepper spray only! Where were the teasers and tear gas? And possibly beanbag and rubber bullets?

    • duh
      August 3, 2016 at 6:01 pm

      My first thought was, where are the K-9s?

  • GoneWest
    August 2, 2016 at 11:05 am

    It’s nice to see the NY – Boston animosity is back in full force. Also that girl in the comic book leggings… My god what a baddie.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      August 2, 2016 at 11:15 am

      I thought the same thing. Very nice body but the face needs a tad bit help.

      • ProfessorM
        August 2, 2016 at 11:36 am

        Ahhh, are you two sure that’s a woman? I could have sworn there was an Adam’s apple on that thing.

        • GoneWest
          August 2, 2016 at 12:08 pm

          Prof I would love to hear what your type is then

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 2, 2016 at 12:59 pm

            Her face is beat up though. She does have a manly chin and funny eyebrows. Now I don’t think it’s a man, her ass is not manly. I don’t know I need a better face picture. Lol

          • ProfessorM
            August 2, 2016 at 1:04 pm

            Should I tell him about my lumberjack soap theory Fiesty?

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 2, 2016 at 1:09 pm

            Haha… I think GoneWest assumed you were male. So, that theory may confuse him.

            She has “particular type” GoneWest. Not very traditional but it makes sense!

          • KimberlyS
            August 2, 2016 at 1:13 pm

            Well now I need to know, Professor 🙂

            Thanks for getting the Monty Python ‘Lumberjack’ song in my head, btw:

            I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
            I sleep all night and I work all day.

            I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
            I go to the lavatory.
            On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

            He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
            He sleeps all night and he works all day.

            I cut down trees, I skip and jump
            I like to press wild flowers.
            I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars.

            I cut down trees, I wear high heels
            Suspendies and a bra.
            I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear mamma.

          • ProfessorM
            August 2, 2016 at 1:21 pm

            It’s actually pretty simple. I grew up in a country type setting where you put salt licks out to catch whatever supper was going to be. If any of these guys in these pictures had to live like that… They would starve. If a lumberjack doesn’t look half bad and he smells like soap, (without the heels and the bras of course) then he is the hottest man in the world 🙂

  • Mick
    August 2, 2016 at 10:49 am

    The pictures in that club Say it all- look at the trash it is attracting. Just take a look at that big ass tranny sporting the superhero spandex and the John Travolta chin. Disgusting. Who in their right mind wants to go there.

  • August 2, 2016 at 10:35 am

    While not a nightclub kinda place, Jimmys in White City has a decent drink menu. Good food too, but a little pricey depending on the menu.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      August 2, 2016 at 11:04 am

      That’s kind of what I’m looking for. I’m 35 and don’t belong in night club settings lol.

      • Wildly Woo
        August 2, 2016 at 1:47 pm

        Sweet on Shrewsbury St is a good choice, especially if you like small batch bourbons and scotches.

        It’s more of a restaurant than a nightclub but the upstairs has something of a nightspot vibe.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          August 2, 2016 at 7:44 pm

          That’s one of our stops! A friend of mine got a custom cake from there, it was amazing.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    August 2, 2016 at 10:26 am

    A group of us ladies want to go out Friday for drinks. A friend of mine suggested Whiskey on Water. Yeah… sure…. but I will leave by 11 because after that time, the crowd type changes drastically. This suggestion was before this all out brawl. No thanks! I don’t want to be hit with a bottle or bat for a few drinks on the weekend.

    Sucks that gangsta losers have to ruin nice things. I think Mambo needs it’s license rescinded until they repay the losses and damages that occurred because they obviously attract the wrong crowd and don’t care. As one poster stated, Bacado’s is a nice place and I believe it remains that way because prices are too high for street walkers and thugs.

    • Reddog
      August 3, 2016 at 1:02 am

      Joeys on Chandler street. No riff raff there Fiesty.

  • joe
    August 2, 2016 at 10:25 am

    i dont know if true the club has 18+ night, the city needs to tell the owner knock that shit the fuck off yesterday. 18 yr old boys drunk on water street at 2am. why isnt the other owners outraged. but they just took all the liquors licences from the old shitty bars on millbury st and a few off canterbury and ploped them on the other side of kelly sq so not far anuff.

  • bird
    August 2, 2016 at 9:47 am

    I didn’t see this in the turtlegram. Did I miss it or did they opt not to report this.

  • ummm what
    August 2, 2016 at 9:31 am

    So I have no issue with a Latin bar. Actually I welcome a legit place, Bacado has salsa dances and there is never a 100 person brawl. So this tells me that mambo in fact must have something else going on. This isnt the 1st time this bar has had issues. I hope everyone in the city knows that ALL of our police & even some state police were at this call. Do you know what that means for the rest of the community? That means that while all these trashy people came to hurt one another they also put EVERY single person in the city at risk we had no law enforcement available. Thank god none of our officers were hurt. I think that this has happen far to much on Water Street its a matter of time before an innocent person gets caught in this madness and gets killed for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. I hope the mayor and city counsel do a house cleaning. I am all for bars of any and ethnicity as long as they don’t have stuff like this going down.

  • Me13333
    August 2, 2016 at 9:16 am

    Maybe thats Jonah’s son junior. Gangstas love to breed them young. It most definitely is the crowd they are trying to attract that causes the violence. Unfortunately this happens in every area that makes the mistake of creating a hip hop night at their clubs. It happened in Springfield yet no one has made the connection or else they would change the genre of music. Now very few people are willing to travel in the city after 10pm. City leaders stand there with their thumb up their a$$ with bewildered looks on their faces while Sarno yells I’m so mad!!!! Grrrr

  • Independent Thinker
    August 2, 2016 at 9:16 am

    This is the new face of America. We can thank the Clintons, Obama, and Bush Jr.

  • August 2, 2016 at 9:12 am

    We frequented Worcester for most of our dining out, but that has changed. We have been taking our business elsewhere as of late. Too bad, some great eateries in the city. My wife and I are huge bourbon fans and really wanted to try whiskey on water, but I wouldn’t touch water street with a 10 foot pole. Maybe they can find a nice place in the burbs to relocate to.

    FU pansy ass Worcester politicians. This mess is all on you…

    • Mel
      August 2, 2016 at 12:00 pm

      Exacto, mouthpiece. All the tax paying establishments will relocate out of the city as it appears the city is content on letting the lowlife gangbangers totally take over.

  • Pablo O'Neil
    August 2, 2016 at 8:48 am

    Lure the gangstas there and nuke the dump.

    • KimberlyS
      August 2, 2016 at 9:34 am

      It’s the only way to be sure.

  • stop the voices
    August 2, 2016 at 8:32 am

    Is anyone else getting commercials spoken to them on this site? Enough advertising already. Now i have to listen to shit while i’m trying to read? Oh my god! A commercial for harry potter is now playing while i type this!!!! Stop it, stop it.

    • rat
      August 2, 2016 at 2:07 pm

      Ad block works for me.

  • AJ
    August 2, 2016 at 8:22 am

    We can officially say this area, and this country for that matter has been turned in to a war zone by the animals who have no problem beating and killing others. Their lives are funded by the hardworking tax payers. Free trip to the ER after you’re injured in a gang related incident that needed to be broken up by just about every police officer in the city that was on duty. Then they play the “refuse to cooperate” card. Police departments have a use of force policy in place that states the officers can and will use all force necessary to gain compliance. That policy is basically stricken from use forever thanks to politicians and our newest national terrorist group- you know ther group, the ones that misquote case law and think that every arrest is illegal, and can be challenged on the spot. Maybe these fools can find the case law that states that it is legal to beat someone with a bat, stab them, and then assault and interfere with police officers when the mess is getting broken up.

    Time to revoke the license of this so called establishment that is attracting these wild animals.

    I’m sad to see that there was no mention of tazers and batons being used by police, effective tools of the trade. They work well on 120 pound gangbangers

  • FACTMAN1000
    August 2, 2016 at 8:20 am

    I hope you didn’t invest in Whiskey on Water. This can’t be good for business.

  • CFT
    August 2, 2016 at 8:19 am

    Monday night at 1:00 am? Don’t these people have to get up and work in the morning? Oops…dumb question!

  • Wizard
    August 2, 2016 at 8:11 am

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but hasn’t this place changed hands over a dozen or so times? Nothing ever seems to stay on Water St – especially at THAT location.

  • Jay
    August 2, 2016 at 8:09 am

    But the mayor told me diversity is a good thing!!!

  • Emily
    August 2, 2016 at 8:07 am

    Like I have heard my entire adult life and repeat now to my grandchildren..” Nothing good happens after midnight.”
    Thank you to the WPD men and women that deal with this crap daily, or should I say hourly.

    • Wizard
      August 2, 2016 at 8:14 am

      I agree with that thought. I love how people act so shocked when these incidents happen. Hello!! It’s 2:00 AM. In a city. What more do you expect?? I expect anything and everything at that time of night.

      • bigdaddy
        August 2, 2016 at 11:37 am

        2 am Didn’t these fun upstanding citizens have to get up early to go work the next day?

    • Nancy
      August 2, 2016 at 9:58 am

      Totally agree Emily

  • Ron
    August 2, 2016 at 7:39 am

    Whole area has been gang infliltrated. Not safe for anyone there. City needs to pull licenses, clean it up before it’s too late.

    • Reddog
      August 3, 2016 at 12:54 am

      Then the gangs will just go somewhere else. How bout we tighten the noose on the gangbangers,and not the business owners.

      • Mr. Pink
        August 3, 2016 at 1:02 am

        Same difference but yeah, gotta make it uncomfortable for the gangbangers but owners know damn well who thier clientele is.

  • Comment
    August 2, 2016 at 7:07 am

    I think it’s time to pull the liqueur license of any establishment that has escalated street violence after it closes.

    • Crackdown
      August 6, 2016 at 10:06 am

      Pull the Entertainment License. Eliminate road trips from South Bronx gangbangers.

  • Independent Thinker
    August 2, 2016 at 7:02 am

    Thanks for the story. These places seem to attract a lot of trash. The best thing is to just keep away.

  • moor
    August 2, 2016 at 5:55 am

    This is the end result of the Obama/Clinton cartel era, people in America on drugs, “F”ed up useless pieces of $hit
    and gutter trash need to be taken one hundred miles east of Boston and just dropped off, sharks need to eat too !!!

    • don't be so petty
      August 2, 2016 at 10:05 am


  • BobnMic
    August 2, 2016 at 2:17 am

    Hey Lloyd (aka Fiesty) is from the Bronx. Maybe this little nothing from nothing came here to not only fuck up this blog, but the city as well.

    Eres un puto perdedor Feisty (Lloyd) y desaparecen tan rápidamente como sea posible.

    • GoneWest
      August 2, 2016 at 11:01 am

      Please shut the fuck up with this already

      • BobnMic
        August 3, 2016 at 4:50 am

        Holy shit I missed this one. My bad. Someone telling me to shut the fuck up. Hey GoneWest – Mistake. Do not try and sensor me fuckhead just keep on going west will you until you hit the Pacific then breath a giant fucking gulp of Pacific water. You want to stick up for these two fucking assholes who do nothing and contribute nothing but stir up the shit here then you my friend are not part of a solution. You are part of the problem.

        Lloyd (FiestyFakeLawyer) and Harry (FakeProfessor) should not be enabled. They need to be discouraged. And it is now currently happening by many others and of course these two dumb fucks will think that it is all me doing all of it. They will threaten this that and the other thing. When called out they run like the two little assholes they are.

        But be my guest. Have fun with Lloyd and Harry. They are the epitome of nothingness and fraud and congratulations you have appeared to have now joined their insane cult. Was there a fee? All was well in here until these two shit stains started posting in here just a couple of months ago. But hey knock yourself out. See you at the next thumbs down picnic. They SO hate the thumbs down they loose their shit. SO fucking funny…

        • Mike
          August 3, 2016 at 3:23 pm

          Whats lloyd’s last name any pics?

    August 2, 2016 at 1:48 am

    Just LOVE this page. Well written

    • Hey Mambo
      August 2, 2016 at 11:39 am

      Who was the comedian- Bill Cosby?

      • Ron
        August 2, 2016 at 11:45 am

        Those pix remind me of The Kinks classic hit Cellulite Heroes.

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