Social Justice Warriors

Guy Claiming To Be “Hunting Dog Trainer” Stuffs Three Beagles In An Old Furnace Behind His Attleboro Pizza Shop During Arctic Temps – Animal Rescue Community Wants His Soul For Breakfast

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WTF

Leicester High School Gym Class Is The Most Depressing Thing We’ve Ever Seen

Leicester High School Gym Class Is The Most Depressing Thing We’ve Ever Seen Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Fall River Skuzzmuff Asks FB If It’s OK To Smoke A Blunt While She’s Pregnant – Ghettobunny Pals Tell Her It’s Fine Because They Did It With All Their Kids

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WTF

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Social Justice Warriors

Holy Cross Is Changing The Name Of Its Newspaper “The Crusader” Because The KKK Had Dibs First Even Though It’s Never Been A Problem Until Now

Holy Cross Is Changing The Name Of Its Newspaper “The Crusader” Because The KKK Had Dibs First Even Though It’s…

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Podcasts

Is Turtleboy Turning Into Maury Povich? Do You Respect Chair Parking Savers? Did Celia Mcauliffe Show Up To Defend Her Honor? Last Night’s Turtleboy Live Featuring Ninja Turtleboy Was Our Biggest Ever

Is Turtleboy Turning Into Maury Povich? Do You Respect Chair Parking Savers? Did Celia Mcauliffe Show Up To Defend Her…

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All-Star Criminals

Gutterslugs Forcefully Rob Norwich Liquor Store, Get ID’d on Facebook, Bad Guy’s Mom Accuses Store Owner Of Racism Denies He Stole Booze, Then Finds Out He Was Arrested

Gutterslugs Forcefully Rob Norwich Liquor Store, Get ID’d on Facebook, Bad Guy’s Mom Accuses Store Owner Of Racism Denies He…

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