All-Star Criminals

Northbridge Benzo Queen Steals Debit Card From Hospitalized Best Friend, Caught On ATM Surveillance Cam Withdrawing Cash For Xannie-Bars

We all know the old adage: “Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer” and one hardworking Northbridge young…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Thotzilla Goes Full Hoodbunny On Über Driver, Threatens To Say He Hit And Tried To Rape Her, All Because He Didn’t Have An IPhone Charger – First Person Who Gives Us Her Name Gets A Prize

Have you seen this viral video yet? The first person to give us this bitch’s name gets a gift card….

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Nudniks

Braintree High School Parents Force 2 Time State Champion Girl’s Basketball Coach To Resign Because Their Loser Kids Don’t Get Enough Playing Time

Braintree High School Parents Force 2 Time State Champion Girl’s Basketball Coach To Resign Because Their Loser Kids Don’t Get…

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Social Justice Warriors

Pepsi’s Kendall Jenner Protest Commercial Is The Biggest Fuck-up In The History Of Marketing

Pepsi’s Kendall Jenner Protest Commercial Is The Biggest Fuck-up In The History Of Marketing Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…

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WTF

Sergeant Stranger-Danger Richard Woodhead Arrested For Kiddie Porn In Attleboro

Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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Politics

Maura Healey Says Michelle DuBois Tipping Off Brockton Drug Dealers That ICE Was Coming Is Free Speech But She Says Turtleboy “Crosses The Line” Of Free Speech

Maura Healey Says Michelle DuBois Tipping Off Brockton Drug Dealers That ICE Was Coming Is Free Speech But She Says…

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WTF

Merri-smack River Overflowing With Dirty Needles, Trash And Pollution

Merri-smack River Overflowing With Dirty Needles, Trash And Pollution Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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Smiles And Sunshine

Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Round 2: Chudstuffer Region – Vote For Which Ratchets Should Advance To The Sweet 16

Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Round 2: Chudstuffer Region – Vote For Which Ratchets Should Advance To The Sweet 16 Want to advertise…

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All-Star Criminals

Cool Taunton Mom Poses For Legendary Mugshot After Being Arrested For Falling Asleep Drunk At The Wheel At Red Light

Cool Taunton Mom Poses For Legendary Mugshot After Being Arrested For Falling Asleep Drunk At The Wheel At Red Light…

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