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Cool Taunton Mom Poses For Legendary Mugshot After Being Arrested For Falling Asleep Drunk At The Wheel At Red Light

Cool Taunton Mom Poses For Legendary Mugshot After Being Arrested For Falling Asleep Drunk At The Wheel At Red Light

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Sometimes Tauntonites just need a good nap….

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Top 5 legendary mugshots of all time. Whoever her court appointed lawyer is will obviously have their hands full. As this commenter pointed out, she was arrested for being asleep at the wheel. It’s gonna be pretty hard to convince a jury that you were awake while you were driving if you couldn’t stay awake for the mugshot.

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Just sayin.

A lawyer would probably advise her not to give a full confession underneath her mugshot on the Taunton PD Facebook page too:

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Not gonna lie, can’t hate this chick. It’s always so much easier when the ratchets come out and defend their honor with a series of emojis. This chick is KIND OF taking responsibility. KIND OF. I mean, one of the first things she says is, “I don’t drink and drive.” But then there’s this:



Then she started whining about how the Taunton PD were making fun of her by posting her hilarious mugshot:

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Her supporters were saying the same…..

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Then this chick Amanda started defending her pretty relentlessly. According to Amanda, she was just “trying to take a nap,” but at least she wasn’t “spreading anything.”

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Because apparently the only two options we have in life are being passed out drunk behind the wheel of a car, and spreading diseases. I know which one I’d pick!!

Then Amanda tried saying she wasn’t sleeping….

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And apparently she’s never heard of the saying, “fresh as a daisy”:

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Is there anything funnier than a ratchet correcting someone else’s grammar when they have no idea what they’re talking about?

Anyway, take a wild guess what Zujeil Arroyo does for work…..

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A “nursing assistant.” Because they’re ALWAYS nursing assistants. Pretty sure that just means they change the bed pans and have zero medical training, but they still like wearing scrubs to work.

And it quickly became clear why Amanda was so defensive of Zujeil…..

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Yup, it’s her daughter.

But Zujeil isn’t a regular Mom….


She’s a cool Mom. And cool Moms get mad crunk with their kids….

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Next time you might wanna have your daughter drive Zujeil. Just sayin.




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9 Comment(s)
  • Publius
    April 7, 2017 at 12:51 pm

    CNA literally do Gods work and should be paid at least 50% more. All shits and giggles until they are taking care of your mother.

  • Strata
    April 7, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    TB, your zingers and takes are usually spot on, but I disagree with you making fun of her profession. Hit her on DUI offense, OK, but that’s low making fun of her job. At least she works and contributes to society.

  • ZephyrCat
    April 7, 2017 at 10:58 am


  • MG
    April 7, 2017 at 10:34 am

    Someone give these kindergarten drop outs a fucking dictionary. “Aloud” = allowed? Authored be Bridgette Flanagan. Christ they can’t spell simple words no wonder they’re always in the police blotters.

  • Publius
    April 7, 2017 at 10:27 am

    very few can succesfully pull off the “cool mom” most kids need a real mom not one that does shots.

  • Steve
    April 7, 2017 at 10:17 am

    So Taunton Police are bad for “alouding” something so trivial to be posted on social media, even though drunk driving is serious, which is why she doesn’t do it…except when she does.

    I fucking hate Taunton. I fucking hate everything about Taunton. Taunton should be the fucking capital of Massachusetts because the entire fucking “commonwealth” can be summed up perfectly by Taunton.

    There is a 100% chance that if the zombie apocalypse begins, it will begin in Taunton.

  • Duke Westwood
    April 7, 2017 at 10:08 am

    “yesterday was a really stressful rough day for me and no one knows what I went through” might as well add, only God can judge. I don’t drink and drive, it’s only that I had a hard day and drank and drove. I didn’t kill no one. That isn’t an apology, it’s an excuse looking for pity.

  • Wtatnuckgangsta
    April 7, 2017 at 9:59 am

    Being a CNA is possibly the worst job around. It’s practically minimum wage for being forced to abuse the elderly. Bathing, changing, wiping, feeding…All under pressure of time in a severely understaffed environment often taking care of a dozen patients alone. TBH, I bet the job is killing her like it does most CNAs. They say if you want to be a nurse, don’t try to get “experience” as a CNA. It’s not even close to modern nursing and will make you hate the medical field. It was honestly so peaceful to be there assisting in the death of a patient because you knew you’d never again have to rip her out of bed at 4:30am to scrub her down in bed or in an always too cold shower before wheeling her down to breakfast as she falls asleep again only to be woken by a force feeding.

  • Turd Burglestein
    April 7, 2017 at 9:57 am

    Firsties suckers!

    I think I burgled her turd once when she was sleeping!!!

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