Hoodrat Heroes

Three Taunton Clam Queens, Who Lied About An Attempted Kidnapping, All Face Off With Desk Girl, And Hit Us With The Greatest Internet Lawsuit Of All Time 

Desk girl is at it again! This time she’s snagged those three Taunton ratchets from that fake kidnapping story in…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Hoodrat Outrage Patrol Goes After Fall River School After Mom Posts Unverified Story About Daughter’s Teacher Bullying Her, Calls Cops, Demands Meetings

Hoodrat Outrage Patrol Goes After Fall River School After Mom Posts Unverified Story About Daughter’s Teacher Bullying Her, Calls Cops, Demands Meetings…

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Mainstream Media Fails

Kingston Woodbooger, Attacked Himself With Chainsaw, Eats 100 Percs In Four Days – Cries To Fox 25 Because Hospital Won’t Give Him More Pain Pills – Fox Misses How He Spent Time In Jail For Selling Scripts

Fox 25 really screwed the pooch this time! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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Mainstream Media Fails

This Is What “Real News” With “Real Editors” Looks Like

This Is What “Real News” With “Real Editors” Looks Like Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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Smiles And Sunshine

Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Sweet 16: Trap Queen Region – Vote For Which Ratchets Should Advance To The Elite 8

Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Sweet 16: Trap Queen Region – Vote For Which Ratchets Should Advance To The Elite 8 Want to…

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Reader Emails

Turtleboy Love Advice: Poopfaced Ginger Who Lives With Ex-GF Fat Shames Chick And Makes Fun Of Her Rescue Dog After She Tells Him She’s Uncomfortable With Living Arrangement

Turtleboy Love Advice: Poopfaced Ginger Who Lives With Ex-GF Fat Shames Chick And Makes Fun Of Her Rescue Dog After…

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All-Star Criminals

Derry NH Crumbscum Shane Collins Steals Truck- Takes Police On High Speed Chase Across 4 Towns

Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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