22 Year Old Who Can’t Go To The Prom With 18 Year Old BF Is Probably The Biggest Loser And Craziest Chick Of All Time

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MyFoxBoston: A local high school student will not be able to bring his girlfriend to prom after weeks were spent fighting for permission. Sultan Akhtar is an 18-years-old senior at Manchester Central High School and his girlfriend, Kaitlyn Ozerchowski, is 22, an age the school says is too old for prom.

“He worked really hard, you know. He had good grades. Why should he be penalized because of the person he cares for?” Sultan’s mother, Roxanne Akhtar, said.

The Manchester School District does not allow prom attendees 21 years old and over, apparently to reduce the risk of alcohol use at the event.

“She’s not fighting and pushing to go to this prom. She’s just supporting him because he wants to go to the prom,” Roxanne Akhtar said.

The prom is on Friday, and with time dwindling, Roxanne pulled out the stops to change school administrators’ minds. She brought Sultan’s 82-year-old grandmother along to a Monday night meeting to help convince the school committee.

“Special occasion. Special event. You don’t see that much. It only happens once in a lifetime. And he’s such a good boy. And she’s such a good girl,” Sultan’s grandmother Shirley Cutting said.

High school officials set a pair of tickets aside for Sultan and his girlfriend while the decision was being made. According to the Union Leader, the school committee voted 9-3 Monday night not to let Sultan’s girlfriend go.

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So, first things first. What the hell is wrong with this girl? She’s a hot grown ass woman in her prime and she wants to go to the prom with an 18 year old? It’s not like the kid has any money or is the least bit attractive. There is no one with less to offer a woman than an 18 year old high school student. Obviously she has serious self esteem issues, and more than likely she’s bat shit crazy. Obviously.

More importantly, why would she ever want to humiliate herself like this? I mean, what woman wouldn’t be completely embarrassed to go to a high school prom when they’re 22 years old?

And why is her age even coming up at all? All the kid has to do is buy a ticket for her, have her show up, and no one gives a shit. But obviously he’s the one who made a stink about this because he insisted on challenging the rule about being under 21. They’d never be able to get away with this rule at North High because half the student body wouldn’t be able to go to their own prom.

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What’s bullshit is the reason the school is giving. They’re framing it as a safety issue because she could hypothetically buy him booze before or after the prom, which might be the dumbest thing we’ve ever heard. If she wants to buy him booze then she doesn’t have to go to the prom to do that. There’s also a million other ways he could get his hands on some wobbly-pops if he really wanted to. The kid brought this up, which proves our theory her:

The couple met at the Kmart where they both work. Akhter said Orzechowski doesn’t drink or use drugs. And he said it’s a non-issue anyway, because everyone entering the prom is searched for alcohol, regardless of their age.

She doesn’t drink and she’s a senior at St. Anselm. Nuff said. She’s obviously a huge loser and she likely has zero self esteem. In other words, she’s the perfect girlfriend. We should all be so lucky to have a girlfriend who doesn’t realize there’s a whole world out there and she can do much, much better than us.

The bottom line is if you’re hot 22 year old junior smokeshow, and you find yourself making the news because the School Committee won’t let you go to the prom with your 18 year old boyfriend named Sultan Akhtar, then you need to reevaluate your life decisions.


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30 Comment(s)
  • Dan
    May 10, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    At least have some evidence that she is crazy.. Like from her Facebook. Just seems like you bullying her for no reason.

    • anonon
      May 11, 2016 at 12:17 am

      That dude is 18?
      I heard about rampant doctored birth certificates from the Dominican Republic, etc. (ie: really old Little Leaguers), but from the Middle/Near East too, huh?

  • Three Up with Moxie
    May 10, 2016 at 8:01 pm

    We’re a little aggressive with calling this girl hot. Anyway, don’t care. Hope he gets her pregnant. They seem like they’ll live happily ever after. I would like to have the blog police consider a notion to limit the comments from Lawyer Lady and Bob. Jesus Christ, go for a walk abd give someone else a turn. All my love, Three Up

  • Bobnmic
    May 10, 2016 at 6:12 pm

    I wonder what my internet GF would say about this. Every time she posts I rub one out and spray my gorilla juice into an ice cube tray. It makes for a salty frozen treat on the hot summer days.

    • Turd Burglestein
      May 10, 2016 at 7:43 pm

      The real BobnMic would have said spanked the monkey instead of rubbed one out. He probably would have said manchowder instead of gorilla juice. You do a bad BobnMic impersonation.

      Can you make a fake posting under my name too?

  • RSoxGuy
    May 10, 2016 at 5:42 pm

    <——- Need more pics of her to decide if shes crazy or hot… I mean, not…..

  • BlackandWhite
    May 10, 2016 at 4:18 pm

    Well, at least she’s going to college — unlike the panhandling, crack addict Worcester whores mentioned all the time.

    The amount of money that goes into prom night is ridiculous. So at least they saved themselves some money.

  • Ms. Lotta Leadpipe
    May 10, 2016 at 3:58 pm

    Perhaps Sultan is his title and not his first name.

  • bill
    May 10, 2016 at 3:45 pm

    She has self esteem issues, or he is hung to his knees, TB. I had a buddy in high school who knocked up his 25-yo girlfriend on prom night. If his Mom was so proud, she had nothing on the girl’s dad, who went nuclear. Jeez, that kid must be 34 now. we are old….

  • Joe Max
    May 10, 2016 at 3:21 pm

    He must be a hero to his buds. Having a 22 y.o. chick, who is a senior at college too. Maybe on top of it all, he’s getting some. The kid has bragging-rights on this one !

  • RR
    May 10, 2016 at 3:14 pm

    I havent looked at this blog for over a year. I read this post and see the “turtleboy” rant about a story that really, no one should give a fuck about. He has to go on about how she “obviously has self esteem issues” and is probably crazy. read a news story and then go and judge label and insult, then take a shot at North High for what ever reason. This is exactly why I don’t read this garage, what a waste of fucking time. Fuck you turtledick

    • GoneWest
      May 10, 2016 at 3:22 pm

      You must be one of the one that went to prom solo and you’re still salty about it. I had two dates, ask around.

      • RR
        May 10, 2016 at 3:27 pm

        Ya, one of the one, whatever that means. The only thing salty are the loads you took from the 2 cocks you sucked at your prom.

        • ProfessorM
          May 10, 2016 at 8:01 pm

          And yet,
          YOU seem to have an idea of what sperm tastes like….
          My guess is that the salt was from the sweaty dick you were sucking, not from the sperm…. On a clean dick, the sperm isn’t salty… So…. You’re comment just proves you suck dirty dick……. Ironic how that works, isn’t it?

          • BobnMic
            May 10, 2016 at 9:23 pm

            Classic ProfessorM. You are like a fast ball major league picture trowing 98 mph inside up and in knocking the batters off the plate for respect purposes. Other than home runs, that is the very best part of baseball. God speed.

          • BobnMic
            May 10, 2016 at 9:26 pm

            *trowing was supposed be like throwing bit when you have ten thumbs this is what comes out.

          • BobnMic
            May 10, 2016 at 9:27 pm

            fucking bit. I can’t win here at all.

          • RR
            May 11, 2016 at 9:38 am

            You seem to be the master on dicks here, clean dicks, dirty dicks, sperm, you have sucked em all, several years sucking dick makes you an authority, thanks for the expert opinion.

    • Not Turtle Boy
      May 10, 2016 at 3:28 pm

      Thanks for your two cents. I bet Mr. Turtle Boy really cares that you’ve comeback after a year to check how much his site has progressed, which by the way just earned another award for best blog in the city of Worcester. Seeing how you made the effort to berate Mr. Turtle Boy, you obviously have self-esteem issues and are probably crazy. I’m also happy that you took the time to write a good paragraph on something you don’t read because it’s a “waste of fucking time”.

      Thanks for your time, hope to see you back next year.

      • rr
        May 10, 2016 at 3:37 pm

        Yes, I had a chance to look at the people who represented tb on the coveted best blog of Worcester, You want to judge people on looks, Holy fucking shit!! Looks like they were checked out of a drug addicts homeless shelter and given turtleboy shirts to wear and carry signs. Couple hours of work holding a sign and making an idiot out of your self and old turtleprick gave em some much needed smack $$

        Fuck you!

        • Not Turtle Boy
          May 10, 2016 at 3:44 pm

          Thank you for replying. I have forwarded this to Turtle Boy’s unofficial customer service. We appreciate you taking your time to post many times on here and giving our blog more publicity and views. You are truly helping us improve our service and helping to make Turtle Boy Sports great again!

          Much love <3

      • Turd Burglestein
        May 10, 2016 at 3:48 pm

        BWAHAHAHAHAHA…Your insult decimated him down to lowercase letters.

    • Wabbitt
      May 10, 2016 at 5:51 pm

      Bullshit. You’re probably reading every blog because you’re butthurt.

      Like the people who hate Howard Stern but listen more than his fans.

      • BobnMic
        May 11, 2016 at 11:27 am

        Wow there Wabbitt – you’re going after everybody now huh? Did we create a monster here in you? I’d like to see you try and treat people this way for real. What little teeth you have left in your foul mouth would be either punched or kicked out and several of us would simply laugh at you and say, “Told you – you should’ve nicer.”.

    • Jon
      May 10, 2016 at 7:31 pm

      Then why the fuck do u read it??? At least my commentary about the articles I disagree with is as sarcasticly argumentative as I can get them. All you’ve done is just throw a bunch of lame, schoolyard insults because you obviously cannot understand the purpose of this blog….it’s not supposed to be nice, and Turtleboy specifically targets these idiotic people and calls them out for what they are!

      Nobody in the news article is worthy of any praise – except maybe the lucky 18 year old who scored the older chick (PC patrol would’ve been ALL over this if the roles were reversed though.) speaking of which, you seem like the type of reader who WOULD be all over this story, talking to your friends about how pathetic the older guy was and that he has issues if the roles were reversed.

      Next time u wanna comment, don’t be such a whiney little bitch. Nobody wants to hear about how u dont read TB anymore…at least come up with something that’s not so shitty.

      • Jon
        May 10, 2016 at 7:32 pm

        Excuse me…**”why the fuck DID you read it?!?!” Etc, etc.

  • BobnMic
    May 10, 2016 at 3:12 pm

    Went to the Prom with one date, left with another. True story. It was fucked up but the exit date was better looking than the entrance date. Shot – Score!

    • Turd Burglestein
      May 10, 2016 at 3:50 pm

      Did you get a double stinkfinger that night?

      • BobnMic
        May 10, 2016 at 9:15 pm

        Shit yes.

  • KimberlyS
    May 10, 2016 at 2:48 pm

    Prom is overrated.

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