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33 Year Old Able Bodied Chunky Monkey Begging For Your Hard Earned Cash On Facebook And Gofundme

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I really wish GoFundMe would go away. I’m so tired of the countless of pages that come across my news feed everyday. People who are able bodied begging for hard earned cash is getting so old. Although, this gem was brought to my attention by a loyal turtle rider, you know who you are… <3


Christina Hebert has had a hard life, and it’s up to all of us to help her pull through. Find it in your heart to donate because her need for cash and a cosigner is way more important than taking care of your own family.



This entire post just cries for sympathy. There is no way in hell that she is this poor and doesn’t have Masshealth. I’m almost 100% positive she is on some form of assistance, let’s be real here. Her story about not having money for medication is bullshit. If her Fibromyalgia was debilitating, she would have been approved for disability. Fibromyalgia, if properly diagnosed by a physician is almost always a free ride on the SSD train.


She has a 13 year old son with Autism and doesn’t have a good home for him… Hmm.. So this $700 Gofundme is going to give her a home or nah? I mean what is this money going towards? Rhetorical question, we all know it’s not going to be used toward anything productive because a productive member of society doesn’t beg for money like the asshole sitting at exit 13 in Worcester; fuck you and your cardboard sign while you take a cigarette out of your brand new pack of Newports and use a shiny Zippo lighter.


Her bullshit doesn’t stop at her Gofundme, nope. It continues on to Facebook with more begging and pleading for your cash!



HELP!!!!! Is this woman out of her fucking mind? I love how when people have bad credit and they are begging for money, it’s always never their fault. They always blame it on someone else stealing their credit. Guess what? That has happened to me and it’s an easy fix; you can’t feed me that bullshit. The way she describes it “put their name on a piece of paper” like that is the only thing you’re risking? Only a signature? No, you’re risking your credit when you cosign for deadbeats! Oh and he doesn’t have any money for a down payment, but he wants a car? How can this get any better?

It’s amazing, a hard working man is just looking for help a handout and no one is willing to offer a lending hand? Shame on us. I mean, who wouldn’t want to help her boyfriend?


I don’t know about you guys but when I am feeling like a kind spirit ready to donate money I have worked hard for, the first thing on my list is the person has to have teeth. Well, wait… Let me rephrase, “The person has to have teeth that do not resemble a great white shark on crack.”


You know you smoked your mouth to complete shit when the Crypt Keeper has more teeth than you do! I know my fellow 80’s and early 90’s people miss this show… “Mirror Mirror on the wall…” These twats today don’t know what terror this brought to our lives as children! Now he’s reincarnated and begging for money to get a new car crack.


Stephanie wasn’t so pleased with the responses she received:



Oh look, she’s offended because the person doesn’t communicate with her, but that’s only because she only calls when she needs money. What a good friend!



BURN!!!!! Matthew and Amy, who ever you are, I love you babes. You said exactly what everyone reading her post was thinking but didn’t have the balls to say it out right. I hate when people offer the sympathy “hope things get better” and “I wish I could help” bullshit. Don’t lie, just tell her what she needs to hear. She doesn’t have a good work ethic and has a serious history of begging for cash.


Then she makes a completely different post and complains about it:


Typical snowflake offering her soft and kind words… Then Warren comes in with the hammer again like a true hero:


Don’t bother wasting your time, Warren. People like her and Chris are not productive members of society. They truly will live off the system and handouts for the rest of their lives. She said it, she’s 33 years old and can’t grasp life, nothing will change now.


I’m so sick of people begging for money. Get up, get out of bed, brush your teeth (or toof in Chris’ case) and go look for a damn job. Stop relying on people to help you and support your life. Be a fucking adult and learn to grind for money, live below your means in order to save up enough money to live the good life. It’s really not that fucking hard.


Losaaaaaaaaaaaaahs So sick of it! Get your priorities together. The first thing on your list is some wax for your mustache, toothpaste and a tooth brush for Chris. Worry about a car another time!





6 Comment(s)
  • Jenny Craig
    June 1, 2017 at 10:47 am

    We have a spring special this week.

  • Chip Striker
    May 31, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    Chris looks like he’s been chewing on rocks.

  • They call me Ponch
    May 31, 2017 at 9:20 pm

    That photo!
    The horror ” in a Brando voice”

  • Big Raymond
    May 31, 2017 at 9:05 pm

    Meth is tough on the teeth, breaking-bad has taught these peeps nothing.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    May 31, 2017 at 9:01 pm

    I’m pretty certain I see that guy on a street corner all the time begging for money with a cardboard sign, I’m pretty sure

  • StateMandate
    May 31, 2017 at 6:58 pm

    They took Fibromyalgia (spelling? ) off of the disability list. They completely revised the list last year. You need to be out of work for a year. A Dr. Referral as well as Dr.’s appointed by SSDI to validate you’re in fact disabled. This cut down on most of the fraud, but not all.
    Autism is on their approval list (it does require a specialist diagnosis ) Mass Health covers children on the spectrum. You would be surprised how many people diagnose their own children with autism. Those are the people fighting with teacher’s, Health Insurance and SSDI.

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