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5 Turtle Takes On Roseanne Getting Fired For Suggesting That A Woman Looks Like Another Woman From A Movie

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Pretty much everyone on Facebook and Twitter for the last hour has been buzzing about ABC canceling Roseanne because she tweeted this about some woman named Valerie Jarrett who no one has ever heard of before:

I had no idea who Valerie Jarrett was. Apparently she worked for Obama and is black:

Still more legit than Elizabeth Warren and Shaun King.

Here’s 5 Turtle Takes about Roseanne getting axed……

 

1. If ABC thought this would cost them money, which it probably would, then they made the right decision. If not, then they made a stupid decision and allowed a mob to dictate their bottom line. 

The NFL was right to make players stand for the National Anthem and should’ve done it a long time ago. Because ratings plummeted this year. The anthem protests were bad for business. And the only thing that matters for businesses is money. Period.

I would imagine the public uproar and ensuing boycotts (those were coming for sure) were something ABC didn’t wanna deal with. But as we’ve seen with the advertisers who left Laura Ingraham’s show, boycotters don’t buy shit anyway. But conservatives do. And they’ll leave you real quick if they think you’re a pussy.

 

2. It’s not racist to point out that a person looks like another person from a famous movie. 

There is absolutely ZERO resemblance:

None at all. And if you think there is, you are racist.

Not sure if this is who Roseanne was referring to, but this is what many have suggested. Either way, they’re wrong because as a woke individual I can definitively say that their is ZERO resemblance.

 

3. The fact that people like Joy Reid and Keith Olbermann have no problem maintaining employment shows you that controversial/offensive takes are only OK if you’re a liberal. 

Disney owns ABC and ESPN. Roseanne was fired because her tweet was bad for business. Yet somehow Olbermann, who has no real following amongst young people and is unlikely to help improve ratings for a failing network, is good for business at ESPN:

Joy Reid from MSNBC has posted shit that many of her ilk would consider “transphobic” and homophobic:

But instead of apologizing she claimed she was hacked:

“Despicable, homophobic, and hateful tweets attributed to me.”

Yea, she totally didn’t say those things on her Twitter account. They were just attributed to her.

“I genuinely do not believe I wrote those hateful things.”

I mean, really?

Although I can’t blame her for saying this, considering everyone on her side of the aisle pretty much had her back:

Turns out it’s racist to point out that a woman who’s made a career out of putting other people down for allegedly hateful things they’ve said, isn’t a total hypocrite because she’s black, and that ranks higher on the oppression food chain:

Since then she’s waited actual FBI resources investigating her hacking allegations. But they haven’t caught the perpetrators. Yet. And MSNBC, a network that claims to be woker than woke, still employs her. It’s almost as if facts don’t matter to some people.

 

 

 

4. This is further evidence that old people shouldn’t be allowed near the Internet. 

People like Roseanne have probably been saying shit like this for years. It’s just how their generation grew up. You said the first thing that came to mind. You didn’t go around playing “gotcha” and trying to earn SJW brownie points by blowing up people for racially insensitive comments. But everyone under 40 knows that this ain’t how social media works. One bad tweet and you’re toast. Roseanne obviously missed that memo because she’s old and doesn’t understand the new rules of the Internet.

 

 

5. The woman who played the female ape from Planet of the Apes is a white woman. 

So just to review. A white woman can dress up as an ape, even though an ape is an animal that people used to demean black people. But pointing out that this white woman looks like Valerie Jarrett, who also looks very much like a white woman, is racist.

It’s hard learning all these rules.

20 Comment(s)
  • jakealope
    June 15, 2018 at 12:27 am

    The chimps in the PotA movies were the smart good guys

  • Kevin Lynch
    May 30, 2018 at 8:15 am

    Didn’t Mike Gaffney claim he was hacked?

  • #itsnotracistifitstrue
    May 30, 2018 at 12:01 am

    Heads up, Jarret isnt black, not even a mix of 1/24 black, shes an inbred moslem straight from the sand dune. A product of a father and first cousin marriage to keep the money within the family. Thats the main problem with moslems nowadays, they dont realize that you cant have a family wreath anymore, you must mic new dna into your genepool or it starts to go south and you have generation after generation if low iq psychos, like we have today. 1800 years of inbreeding, sad really, they dont realize they are even lower in the iq points than the inbred African tribesman. Anyone with internet access can look any of this up, prove me wrong. 

  • Tom Blackburn
    May 29, 2018 at 9:57 pm

    If you love Roseanne and if you hate niggers, then it’s simple: #BoycottABC

    • jakealope
      June 15, 2018 at 12:25 am

      Ahem, both her parents were American and neither were Moslems

  • MAGA
    May 29, 2018 at 9:50 pm

    lol she totally looks like that monkey! fucking nigger ass monkey WORTHLESS PORCH MONKEY NIGGER!!!! tb nails it again fucking nigger monkey fucking MONKEY NIGGER!!! WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER FEAR THE TURTLE!!!!!!!

  • tngsucks
    May 29, 2018 at 6:37 pm

    There is no shortage of memes comparing George W Bush to and ape. Uoi can compare whites to apes but not blacks, is that a privilege thing?

  • Jack Mehoff
    May 29, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    I am sick of these fucking liberals screaming racist every time some is said that is slightly off color. Jarret is another ultra liberal douche bag piece of shit. Hopefully she is back in Chicago and some gang banger will put one between her eyes. Although, she probably travels with armed body guards while denouncing the 2nd Amendment. So typical for these demorat turds.

  • Monkey Faced Bitch
    May 29, 2018 at 6:05 pm

    Valleri Jarett is a domestic enemy of the United States and the US Constitution. She conspired with Barrack Hussein to throw the presidential election and usurp President Donald Trump.

    • deflateddoritodinks
      May 29, 2018 at 7:43 pm

      Roseanne could have saved some typing effort and just said “scum”.

  • Stunt Penis
    May 29, 2018 at 5:58 pm

    On Point #5, are you saying it is cultural appropriation for a white woman to dress up as an ape?

    I could care less what happens to Rosanne. She got drunk and posted shit on social media, and got fired for it. Anyone with half a brain cell knows making any type of comparison, no matter how remote, between a black person and an ape/gorilla/chimpanzee/insert-your-own-primate-here is an instant ticket to the unemployment office.

    Yet another reason why I do not have any social media accounts.

    • Chimpo
      May 29, 2018 at 6:10 pm

      I agree, it is always wrong to compare negroes to Apes including monkeys, gorillas, chimps and any other erratic Ape like creature with a violent temperament and irrational behavior. The International Order of Chimps is threatening to sue for deformation and slather.

  • Afghan throw
    May 29, 2018 at 5:20 pm

    The “Roseann” show retread sucked and ratings after the initial honeymoon were likely plummeting. I didn’t watch the old show, but gave the new one a chance. Still not funny no matter how much everyone tried to re-animate a 20 year dead corpse. I hear the Planet of The Apes retread and franchise did OK though, so not an insult. The tweet was perfect for ABC management – actually look virtuous cancelling a failed experiment. Barr didn’t GAF, she was already happily retired.

  • TJB
    May 29, 2018 at 5:13 pm

    Who is this JOY guy?

  • bigdaddy
    May 29, 2018 at 4:47 pm

    Now that ABC has found their moral compass does this mean they will now cancel The View?

  • Wwy
    May 29, 2018 at 4:34 pm

    I blame the Jewish owned American media that made people believe Muslims were bad after bush Israel and the saudis knocked the trade towers down. Reap what you sow,when you listen to anti-Christ jews you should huff gas.

    • Wwy gaping anus
      May 29, 2018 at 4:49 pm

      go choke on Kevin Lynchs tiny penis you nazi asshole

    • Ray Patriarca
      May 29, 2018 at 7:38 pm

      I hope you get terminal cancer of the eyes, you rotten fuck. Slow, painful and long.

    • z
      May 29, 2018 at 8:09 pm

      That has to be the stupidest comment I’ve ever seen from you and you’ve made some stupid comments.

      The “Jewish controlled” media fired somebody because that somebody called a person a member of the Muslim Brotherhood and you are mad? You should be thrilled that they are sticking up for your terrorist idols by not allowing this.

      • Wwy
        May 30, 2018 at 12:31 am

        Ungas your head and try reading it again. Everyone wishes they were me.

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