7 Dirtbags Were Involved In Violently Beating A Teenage Girl, Urinating On Her And Posing For A Photo Over Her Body

Take a long, hard look at these 7 pathetic degenerates who were involved in beating up a 17 year old girl, mocking, laughing and posing over her body for a Facebook photo-op after one of them urinated on her.


Yes. One of them peed on her and then they put it on Facebook. Tia (the victim) is understandably traumtized but somehow still has enough decency to worry that the people who did this are going to get in trouble for it. Personally, I’d be gunning for these losers having the book thrown at them (preferably full force, directly at their faces in hopes of knocking a few teeth out.)

None of these grundle-huffers have a shred of moral decency. Unfortunately for them, I don’t have a shred of respect for back country ditchpigs and since the internet is forever they’re all about to have a very, very bad day. Good luck getting a job after prospective employers Google your name and find out you’re a walking diaper pail.

The two girls in the foreground of this photo are Kayla Buchanan and Sigilia Pinkham. They thought it was cool to kick the crap out of an underage girl and then snap a picture of their achievements. Sigilia has gone on a social media hiatus like the spineless twit that she is. That doesn’t mean we don’t have lots and lots of photos of her ugly mug to pass around though because at Turtleboy we always find you.

Here are a few:

And here’s Kayla Buchanan:


It’s easy to act like a couple of badasses when you beat someone up in a 2 on 1 throwdown. Truthfully, I don’t expect anything less from a couple of redneck shitpumps who were probably conceived to the Deliverance soundtrack after one too many PBR’s. I’m sure their parents are bursting with pride right now. Gold star, ladies.

People have tried to justify the situation saying that the knob-squad rejects in the background weren’t involved in beating up the girl who’s laying face-down in the dirt. But you know what else they didn’t do? Stop it from happening, help her up or call the fucking police. Instead they chose to pose for the camera with beaming grins on their faces like a bunch of douchebags. News flash, idiots: Doing nothing makes you JUST AS ACCOUNTABLE for what happened as the two slags who knocked her out. You don’t take a front row seat and then deny doing anything wrong. That’s not how that works.

The schlubs on the porch are as follows:

Tyler Michaels: He’s the donkey queef who lives at the house where this all went down. He’s a welder/country boy who can’t figure out that there’s a “d” at the end of the word “and”. He’s good at serving alcohol to underage girls like a creep and posting relationship advice on social media. Something tells me the only relationship he’s in is with his right hand and even then, he’s probably still friend-zoned. He’s a supreme cockcrumpet.

Anthony Witham: Anthony enjoys whining on Facebook like a pre-pubescent little girl and gets his skid-stained, Hello Kitty Underoos in a bunch because he does everything for everyone and then cries about being shit on. He should see how he feels when someone actually covers him in bodily fluids. He’s a sally-ass crybaby and I don’t even know how he has any friends.




Bryce Tompkins: Bryce suffers from terminal big truck/micro dick syndrome. He immediately tried to take credit for helping Tia like he’s a Carhart wearing, bootleg superhero. Bryce’s idea of “helping” is casually drinking a beer with his thumb up his ass and a dumb look on his face.

Bryce wasn’t “gunna” step into a girl fight and some of the stuff that was said was funny but he was an enormous help. Quick! Give him the key to the city for being such a model citizen.

Funny? Funny would be Bryce’s head stuffed into a bees nest while on fire and falling into a wood chipper simultaneously. He graciously offered up his shirt and only asked for it back because he had dinner plans. Nothing works up his appetite like a crying, bleeding girl covered in dirt and piss.

Brittany StPierre: Brittany also perched her ass up on the porch like a cockeyed parakeet and didn’t do a damn thing about what was going on. She likely didn’t want to mess up her hair or was too busy snap chatting Tia laying in the dirt. Her idea of helping was probably adding a nice little flower crown filter and some emojis. She perceives herself to be an angel and loves inspirational quotes. She’s 20 years old and gainfully employed at Dunks which is good because I think Dunkin Donuts still employs criminals.

Awww. Brit’s just a country blumpkin with a good heart, y’all. I wonder how much she lays awake at night thinking about her dismal future now. She’s just looking to make some Summer memories. You think she’ll add this photo to her 2017 scrapbook? #Blessed

I saved the best for last because this chick, Logan Lizotte, is a real piece of work. She also pulled her Facebook like a coward but not quick enough.

Here she is:


She messaged Tia to tell her just how sorry she was and that she wished she had been there when it happened:

And THEN she posted a disclaimer about how everyone is going to say they helped so they don’t get in trouble:

Hey Logan, why don’t YOU fuck way off. You weren’t there? You have her back?

Yeahhh the thing about that is, you were there. Nice try though. Way to flash a smile in that photo and then message the girl and act like you’re her best friend. She even thanked you! Unfortunately, now everyone knows you’re a lying sack of panty-pudding. Sucks to be you.

The bottom line is this:

I don’t give one single, solitary fuck if this girl ran her mouth and called them every name in the book. I don’t care if she swung first. She’s 17 years old and should have never been at this party to begin with. You know what kind of dudes let underage chicks drink at their house? The worst kind. Mistake #1.

Mistake #2 is being stupid enough to put your hands on a girl who’s underage. Those two moldy crotch critters should have enough sense to know that fighting a teenager is not only illegal but it makes you look utterly pathetic. Let me just run out and buy you a 4 foot trophy sculpted like a giant, floppy labia with “world’s biggest pussies” engraved on the side. Congrats!

Every single person in this photo is on the chopping block as far as I’m concerned. None of them did anything to stop what was happening. This is what you get when you breed a bunch of lowest common denominators and send them off into the world. They get boozed up, do some psychotic Lifetime movie shit and then act like they did nothing wrong.

A MINOR WAS BEATEN AND URINATED ON. You can’t come back from that. There’s no way to polish it up or justify what these pukes did (or didn’t) do.

What kind of extra chromosome having, revolting land ape pees on a battered minor while she’s face down on the ground?

You’ll have to tune in for part 2! Because we know exactly who did it as always, we take no prisoners.

Speaking of prisoners, I hope these hillbilly hog-stuffers are lawyering up and acquiring a new appreciation for Ramen noodles. Have fun urinating alongside the criminal all-stars in general population!

48 Comment(s)
  • Karen
    July 10, 2017 at 4:52 pm

    I see 8 people (perhaps 9 in the shadows), and then #9 (or 10) taking the picture. Anyone involved in the picture [smiling], should get in trouble.

  • Anonymous
    July 7, 2017 at 9:19 am

    Bryce Tompkins is a HUGE fucking piece of SHIT!! Everytime he gets into trouble, good old Daddy comes to the rescue because he “knows” people. This kid (because that is what he is mentally!!) needs a good swift kick in the ass and beat down to knock that chip off his tiny little man shoulders! He is a liar, cheater, thief, AND (notice what I did there? Spelled the GD word correctly!) bully, who some day will get what is coming to him! KARMA will come around and bite him in the ass. Some fucking day! AND (did it again, didn’t I?), for the rest of you gutless, spineless, stupid, idiotic twats, have fun with your day in court and good luck getting all of your stories lined up! You fucking imbeciles.

    • sthibodeau
      January 1, 2018 at 11:25 am

      You’re right about the Bryce Thompson evaluation, in our parts he is known as the Roofie king. Don’t want to share a cup of old keg beer with this mother fucker, you’ll end up with Bryce spunk in the crack of your ass. It is unconfirmed, but I hear he has also done it to teenage boys. The one I talked to though was admittedly gay and said it was consensual. Said they sahred some crank and couldnt understand why he passed out after hooverin two fat lines. Well, I told him, ol’ Roofie Rembrandt is much stronger than the Old Town meth they are probably getting. Guess they just blew each other and my friend went home and slept it off.

  • amber
    July 6, 2017 at 11:51 pm

    I really hope these cumquats get prison time and get the shit kicked out of them in there…don’t drop the soap!!!!

  • July 6, 2017 at 4:28 pm

    It’s Maine.

  • Band of cocksuckers
    July 6, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    They outta hang these cocksuckers by the neck in a tree and take a picture of them like they’re a trophy. We can start with the the cunts first. Then the colored one.

    • K
      July 7, 2017 at 10:27 am

      Colored, what is this 1950? Ignorance does not help this cause.

      • Savage Squaw Bitch
        July 8, 2017 at 2:22 pm

        They like to stupidly call themselves people of color, so I don’t see a problem with calling them colored.

  • July 6, 2017 at 8:14 am

    Wow, these young people are something else. I feel terribly for this girl. I hope she is getting counseling , she will probably have ptsd, for the rest of her life because of these rejects. I hope your story makes it impossible for them to live normal lives ever again, can’t get real jobs, everyone in their town looks down on them. Shit, now everyone on the upper East coast knows who they are. My heart breaks for this girl, she feels like she has to stick up for these people after what they did to her, that speaks volumes, just like a abused woman protecting her abuser. Throw the book at these low life’s, they are at fault, they shouldn’t have allowed a 17 yr old to be drinking in the first place.

  • Titiho
    July 5, 2017 at 11:31 pm

    I have always thought Maine was the south of the north

  • Sweety they aint your friends
    July 5, 2017 at 7:15 pm

    Karma has been working on them for a long time. Can only imagine the other evil these jackasses have done. Guessing, within 10 years they have all done prison time and half of them are dead.

    The victim is digging a hole for herself because she’s so desperate to be accepted by her abusive “friends”. The guy that did the urinating has the behavior profile of a rapist.

  • whatevuh
    July 5, 2017 at 6:46 pm

    It’s Maine. they used to be part of Mass even we didn’t want them anymore . . . nuff said

  • Rich A
    July 5, 2017 at 6:35 pm

    I pay to get peed on. Whatevs.

  • Miffed
    July 5, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    Get the banjos fired up.

  • BobnMic
    July 5, 2017 at 4:46 pm

    Ummm question….What is wrong with people? Pissing on people? Is this a thing now?

    • Sonny's Mom
      July 7, 2017 at 10:46 am

      It’s called “diabolical disorientation”.

  • July 5, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    & If this had been my child you scums would need to be doing more than closing your fb accounts!! Like moving to Canada cause there would be no safe place for you around this state!! But looks like Karma is in full effect already!! Lol how’s it feel to be marked as a bunch of bully scum for the rest of your life!?! #luvkarm

  • They all fucked up..
    July 5, 2017 at 3:28 pm

    All 7 of these people will be going to jail. Even if they didn’t touch her, but because they were there. Guilty by association. Have fun in jail. Fucking dicks. Just so everyone knows. The authorities and WABI TV5 was notified of this. Can’t wait for these fucks to rot in hell.

  • Liz
    July 5, 2017 at 3:20 pm

    Unfortunately, this whole thread has been eliminated from Facebook. I’m glad to see someone was ahead of that move and will keep this story going. The mother of one of these girls said that she was a “good person who made a stupid mistake”. Wtf.

  • anonymous
    July 5, 2017 at 1:26 pm

    I can’t believe a few of u i thought were good people are low lives and that shit was bullshit. A fight is one on one not 6 on one. That’s bullshit. U guys need to grow up and I hope all off u guys get into alot of trouble for doing what u guys did to this girl. If any of u guys were real people and wanted to help them should of stoped it. Not worry about looking good or worried about getting dirty and taking pictures. GROW THE FUCK UP!!!! I Hope u all get into alot or trouble for this image for b*******. and to the girl that got beaten up it’s not your fault you were sticking up for yourself it should be one-on-one don’t be afraid of these scummy people and if they get in trouble it’s not your fault and I hope you can move on from this.

  • A girl does not have a name
    July 5, 2017 at 1:00 pm

    Holy shit! I wasn’t expecting to see Anthony in this article. I went to high school with him. He was a douche then and I guess he still is a douche now. People never change!

    • That one dude
      July 5, 2017 at 2:32 pm

      He’s the worst one. He did the pissing..

      • July 5, 2017 at 3:33 pm

        Doesn’t get any lower than this!! How come he’s not in JAIL??

  • Anonymous
    July 5, 2017 at 11:42 am

    Unfortunately, I know a few of these people. They seem nice to your face but will backstab and talk crap about you when you leave. Everyone wonders why my family sticks to themselves. Sorry, but I don’t want to be around bad influences especially when I have young kids of my own. Not to mention these chicks need to stay away from married men and men with girlfriends. Stop being home wreckers. Grow up and stop partying with underage kids.

  • Janie
    July 5, 2017 at 11:41 am

    Did everyone know that the lovely little Logan works at a hospital? Yes, she’s provides care to those in need… yet watches a young lady get beat unconscious and does nothing.. that right there is some “Very Good Care” as Easrern Maine Med would say.

    • Nope
      July 6, 2017 at 3:59 pm

      I called and informed her work!!

    • K
      July 7, 2017 at 10:18 am

      Omg she should be fired

  • Sarah
    July 5, 2017 at 10:41 am

    I was 12 years old when 6 ,16-18 year old boys dragged me into a room and did the unthinkable to me and after they were done they decided that wasn’t enough and pissed all over me… It was the most horrific thing and I still suffer from that nightmare at 32 years old… I’m only thankful that was the time before Facebook because I’m sure those a-holes would have posted pics.. I was bullied and harassed and threatened to make sure I never reported the rapes and urinating on me.. I pushed the memories deep down and never spoke of them again until I was in my late 20s when I finally began to realize it was not my fault .. I only wish that the statue of limitation was not up but sadly it was so I could do nothing about it… Don’t make this girl out to be the culprit she is not SHE IS THE VICTIM .. I’m thankful she didn’t suffer as much as I went through and the story didn’t take that kind of turn but this is so very disturbing to hear especially this day in age where these dumb kids think it’s so cool to post the unthinkable acts like they are untouchable.. Well you are not and I hope you get everything you deserve .. Because when you feed a 17 yr old alcohol and she flips her lid then that’s on you not on her.. She is not 21 and should not be drinking .. Some one should have called her parents when she started going nuts but instead you thought it would be ok for a bunch of you to beat her up and then piss on her… Show some class or at least act like and adult because most of you are considered an adult now and should be treated as such.. She was a 17 year old child who should not have been given alcohol…PERIOD… I HOPE THEY GET EVERYTHING THEY DESERVE . I wish I had been brave enough to get help and report the crime committed against me and had my abusers put in jail.. But sadly I was not and I will always have to live with that… Make sure these duech nozels pay for the actions

  • Stacy
    July 5, 2017 at 10:29 am

    Get these fuckers!!!!!

  • Sharon Pomeroy
    July 5, 2017 at 9:33 am

    One more thing… could the blog owner please remove the image of our shop name circled in red? People who don’t read carefully will miss the additional note stating that he doesn’t work for us. Thank you very much in advance!!

    • July 5, 2017 at 9:38 am

      All set Sharon.

      • Sharon
        July 5, 2017 at 9:39 am

        THANK YOU!!!

      • Sharon
        July 5, 2017 at 10:44 am

        Actually, I’m sorry to be a pain, but could you put a thick scribble line through his employer name on the screen shot of his profile picture? I sure would appreciate it. We’re reporting him to FB every way we can find to, but none of their reporting methods really covers this, so they’ll probably deny it, and I don’t know how to reach a human.

        • July 5, 2017 at 10:49 am

          No problem!

          • Sharon
            July 5, 2017 at 10:50 am

            THANK YOU AGAIN!!!

  • Sharon Pomeroy
    July 5, 2017 at 9:28 am

    PLEASE SHARE – Could everyone PLEASE help spread the word that Anthony hasn’t worked for Pomeroy’s Garage in MONTHS? We fired him for an unrelated issue and he refuses to remove our shop name from his profile (after repeated requests). He also still has some of our logo’d clothing and may still be wearing it after being told to return it. We are receiving threats and harassment over this and WE DO NOT DESERVE IT. Thank you!

  • Jim from WORCESTER
    July 5, 2017 at 9:06 am

    I realy feel bad for the girl this happened to, I’m guessing she’s now suffering from post tramactic stress,and I have no doubt that the family and friends of these jerks are harassing her to make this story go away, now that its been made public. (like it’s her fault),let’s all blame the victim ! I hope the people at turtleboy can get this story onto the news channels so it will recieve much larger public attention, the people who are responsible for this need to be held accountable legally. GREAT reporting turtle boy!

  • Independent Thinker
    July 5, 2017 at 9:01 am

    You should never hit someone, because when you hit someone, there will be consequences.

    When I first read the headline, I felt sorry for her, but this is what happens when you hang around with losers. But in her eyes, these losers are part of the “cool crowd.” The guys going to college and studying are nerds to people like her.

  • July 5, 2017 at 7:52 am

    The stoopid bitch STARTED a fight then got the shit kicked out of her. I don’t see the problem. If she didn’t realize that taking on six people was dumb, maybe getting pissed on will make her remember.

    • Alisha
      July 5, 2017 at 8:30 am

      It’s stupid….not stoopid

    • fuck yourself
      July 5, 2017 at 11:19 am


    • July 5, 2017 at 3:18 pm

      You are obviously ignorant as this situation basically proves!! & better stick with your lil crew of scumbags cause anyone who has a shred of morals should tell you of much of a POS you are to your face!!

    • Alex
      July 6, 2017 at 1:33 pm

      This girl and her family could really use the kindness and generosity of the community to help cover her medical expenses. She’s having a rough go of it.

      Also, Turtleboy, you’re selling advertising on the page with her story. It would be an honorable display of your integrity to donate to her recovery.

      • July 6, 2017 at 1:41 pm

        Already in the works for blog 2. It’ll be up shortly

    • brittany
      July 6, 2017 at 5:32 pm

      Talk about “stoopid” lmao you didn’t even spell it right.

    • Anonymous
      July 7, 2017 at 9:21 am

      Let me guess…you are a family member or friend? You are a fucking idiot!! Didn’t your mamma ever teach you 2 WRONGS DO NOT MAKE A RIGHT??? Maybe you should take a look in the mirror because you are no better than they are S T U P I D!

    • Wenona
      July 7, 2017 at 8:57 pm

      Thank you for all the information, there are many that want to know! Also someone said one of the girls is a cop’s daughter? Let me guess? An Old Town cop!? Doesn’t surprise me! Who does Tompkins know that continually helps the loser get out of trouble? Let’s hear some more names turtledove!! Or whatever the name of your company is, good job by the way!

    • Courtney
      July 9, 2017 at 2:19 am

      Looks like 9 people all together to me on the right hand side in the back there is another head poking out so prob even more people than that there that didn’t do a thing! Wow!

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