A $20,000 GoFundMe Has Been Created To Sue Turtleboy Sports In A Massive Civil Lawsuit

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Hate even giving this asshat attention, because ultimately that’s all he wants, but this was too funny not to mention. Kevin Lynch, a man who has plead guilty to manslaughter and received a reduced sentence of 7 years in prison (because he snitched on his codefendants) for killing Andrew McDonough on June 12, 1993, has started a GoFundMe to sue pay for the legal costs of his upcoming civil action against Turtleboy Sports:


For those of you unfamiliar with this troglodyte, he has been threatening to sue basically everyone in a massive civil lawsuit for the last five or six years. Particularly those in the Fitchburg area, where he ran for Mayor in 2011 and 2013. He never won either of those races, largely because he was arrested in 2011 for assaulting a police officer. Just as he’s never actually followed through with any of his imaginary Internet lawsuits. But he’s serious this time. He even used paragraphs and indented his sentences.


He’s right. We have tons of connections in the courthouse, and we have made it clear as day several times that we have no problem using these connections to obstruct justice. Yet this clearly sane individual still wishes to take us to civil court in a courthouse that he believes is already rigged in our favor. Makes sense.


Uh-oh!! Game changer. He’s got screenshots. We might as well settle now.


Did he just admit to having a mental illness? Good for him.

Anyway, the reason our Facebook page has had three separate 30 days suspensions is because of him. He sits in his parents basement in Fitchburg and reports our Facebook page hundreds of times a time for pornography. Yesterday we got a notification that something SSTG posted was removed. No clue what it was. Usually when this happens we get another 30 day suspension. But for whatever reason we didn’t get one this time.

Gee whiz, I wonder who reported us?


See what he’s doing there? He’s reporting everything on our page for pornography. Because he knows that reporting it for pornography is the most effective way to have a post get flagged by the computers that are reviewing them. Ya see, no one actually works for Facebook. They get millions of reported posts like this a day, and obviously they don’t hire people to review them. So a computer in India does it for them. That’s why conservatives need to stop whining about Mark Zuckerberg censoring them. Facebook isn’t censoring shit. They’re just too cheap to hire human beings, so trolls like Lynch can report away and occasionally score a victory.

This is why it’s important to like the Lost Boys of Turtle Facebook page, if you haven’t done so already. Because at any minute our account could be arbitrarily suspended for 30 days for “nudity” and we will have no way to tell you that, because a suspended Facebook account cannot post or return messages.

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Anyway, if you wanna see what the rantings and ravings of an undiagnosed mental patient looks like, check out his Twitter feed:


Oh, and someone also created an Andrew McDonough account to troll him. Andrew McDonough was the man whose life Kevin stole by participating in the deadly beating of the victim with a golf club on the fateful June night in 1992. Kevin apparently thinks it’s real, and is blaming the victim for being a drug dealer and a “leg breaker.”

We look forward to our day in court.



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20 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    January 11, 2017 at 2:00 pm

    Better be careful TB. Kevin is going to send all 16 of his followers after you!

    LOL 16 followers. That means he’s such a worthless loser that even porn spambot accounts won’t follow him. I’m utterly meaningless and rarely tweet, and I have 82 followers. He tweets hundreds of times a day to what is about the max capacity of Carl’s Oxford Diner.

  • Steve
    January 11, 2017 at 11:00 am

    Just 20K? Krazy Kevin has no idea what such a law suit costs. No lawyer in his/her right mind wants to be involved in that, certainly not for $20k. Instead he could try Gordon Davis, he’s even crazier.

  • JoeMomma
    January 11, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Kevin’s donation total matches his IQ….both are at 0

  • KimberlyS
    January 11, 2017 at 9:38 am

    I think someone needs to start a GoFundMe to have Kevin Lynch involuntarily committed for the good of society:

    Mandatory Treatment Laws in Massachusetts

    Like every state, Massachusetts has civil commitment laws that establish criteria for determining when involuntary treatment is appropriate for individuals with severe mental illness who cannot seek care voluntarily. Massachusetts is one of only five states that do not authorize involuntary treatment in the community, often called assisted outpatient treatment (AOT)”.

    For inpatient treatment, a person must meet the following criteria:

    be a danger to self/others or;
    be at very substantial risk of physical impairment or injury because unable to protect himself/herself in the community

  • Jack Mehoff
    January 11, 2017 at 9:07 am

    As of a few minutes ago a total of $0.00 has been donated. This is double his net worth and triple his value to society.

  • Turd Burglestein
    January 11, 2017 at 6:44 am

    Hey murderer…your page is gonna have the longevity of a fruit fly by the time I’m done with you.

    Reply to this email directly and we’ll get right back to you.
    Thank you for bringing this to our attention. Our Trust & Safety team will be investigating the page and taking appropriate action. Please note that:

    1. We will not be able to disclose any details about an ongoing investigation.
    2. Personal disputes between two parties will be ignored and should be settled with law enforcement.
    3. Your personal information will be kept confidential from the Campaign Organizer.

    In addition to the report you have submitted to us, we encourage you to contact law enforcement officials in your area if you believe this user is committing fraud or breaking the law in any way.

    Our team will respond if we have any further questions. While every report will be reviewed, we cannot respond to every complaint.


    GoFundMe Trust and Safety Team


  • Turd Burglestein
    January 11, 2017 at 6:21 am

    Awwww…looks like lil kevvie wevvie has been busy deleting the comments people have been leaving over at his gofuckme page. Last night there was at least 15 comments and now there’s just 1 left about 25 minutes ago.

  • Marshmallow Cat
    January 11, 2017 at 1:15 am

    If i wasn’t such a cheap mother fucker I would toss five bucks in just to see this shit show move forward….Alas I only pay of sex in Main South

  • Wwy
    January 11, 2017 at 1:11 am

    We have communist kikes on cnn mad at Russia cause they kicked the Jewish communists out of Russia,that’s why russia isa Christian country again and rising on the world stage,in America the news is not diverse its all atheist likes with no morals,they bring war,abortion,and athei

  • Lola Bunny
    January 11, 2017 at 12:30 am

    So wait. He is arguing with a dead guy (that he actually killed) on Twitter?!
    He has over 10,000 screen shots???
    Kevin, here’s a novel idea- if you don’t like the blog don’t read it. Go get a job or find a hobby. Not golf though- hahaha! Sorry I have poor impulse control sometimes, too.
    Seriously, get help dude. Go see a doctor. Get offline for a while. You need meds.

  • John Barker
    January 10, 2017 at 10:19 pm

    How glorious it would be a any judge would hear this case!
    Judge: a blog threatened to rape your niece?
    Kevy: yeah..
    Judge: What evidence do You have?
    Kevy: 10,000 screenshots.
    Judge: May I see them?
    Kevy: And they are racist, homophobic and mean too.
    Judge: May I see the screenshots?
    Epic! This would be EPIC!

  • Levin Kynch
    January 10, 2017 at 10:05 pm

    He cries about us attacking his sexuality, then he goes off and calls people a needle dicked cocksucker? Was he looking in the mirror when he said that? Or was the reflection off of David’s tiny helmeted warrior before insertion into his balloon knot?

    I’ll donate money for the bullet he should plant in his brain box, that’s about it.

    • David's Tiny Penis
      January 11, 2017 at 6:23 am

      Don’t make fun of my needle dick. If it keeps kevin happy that’s all that matters.

      • Kevin Lynch's Wrinkled Star
        January 11, 2017 at 6:24 am

        What david lacks in dick size, he more than makes up in fist size.

  • January 10, 2017 at 9:46 pm

    Kevin is a skinna from A block

  • Mr Butthurt
    January 10, 2017 at 9:42 pm

    Kevin Lynch is a total mess of a person. I liked a TBS post of FB and he attacked me via PM saying he was gonna kick my ass and blah blah. Being that I am 6’2 235 lbs and in shape I was not in the least concerned. I actually fed the troll some before I put his dumb ass on ignore. Basically he said I was not a man cause I do not post on TBS with my real name.

    I asked him how his run at mayor went. Fucking douchebag. If there is anyone on earth I would not care got hit by a bus it would be this shitbag. Talk about a waste of oxygen. Just imagine being the sperm daddy to the whore that held this fucktard for 9 months.

  • Turd Burglestein
    January 10, 2017 at 8:46 pm

    We should mass report his campaign and get it shut down. But first, leave a nice comment there for him.

  • Turd Burglestein
    January 10, 2017 at 8:39 pm

    Again, all turtle riders should donate $.01 on their credit card to the cause. It will cost them around $.28 for each transaction. They’ll reach -$20,000 soon enough.

    • Mojo JoJo
      January 11, 2017 at 7:17 am

      I tried but Go Fund Me will not allow any donation less then $1.00 from what I have seen.

      • Turd Burglestein
        January 11, 2017 at 8:41 am

        That sucks…I know that trick worked a few years ago though. I guess they had enough people get burned like that they enacted a $1 minimum. Oh well, we can still report the shit outta it until they take it down.

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