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That’s it, I absolutely, 100%, completely and wholly know that every single viral thing that ends up on the internet is a fucking lie. I knew this before, but this shit just sealed it for me:
Please make sure to keep an eye on the kid in the wheelchair as his mother describes what never happened to him. His body language alone is a dead give away.
“My understanding, Carter was outside by our front door and another kid was getting picked on and Carter told them to stop. They started attacking him with rocks and sticks and started rubbing sawdust in his eyes”
The fuck kind of 5 year olds are these in this day and age of hugs not drugs, trophies for showing up to life and zero tolerance policies in schools where bullies get suspended or kicked out if they fuck with other kids? This ain’t 1986 Southie we’re talking about here. It’s fucking Washington. BTW, where the fuck did the sawdust come from!? Were they milling logs beforehand?
“I was on my lunch break and I came home to check on them ’cause I work two blocks away and he was sitting on the front steps in blood”
Red flag alert! Who the fuck leaves their 6 year old at home while they work, even if it’s only two blocks away? At around 5 pm? That’s suppah time, gosh darnit! A holy institution.
So these two claimed that a group of six or seven 5 year olds that this kid didn’t know came up on him like a gang of mobsters looking to get a debt repaid, something that no one saw somehow. The fact that no adults were present to witness this shit is telling as all get out. And the mom was “scared, shocked and hurt” because of course she was.
What the hell is the kid doing in a leopard print wheelchair, anyway? He’s got fractures, had rocks pulled out of him, a big cut and “hematomas” all over his head. Bitch, just call it what it is…a bruise. It’s good for him to be resting, but I feel like she had the wheelchair to play this bullshit up and take the focus off of her not being home.
“I feel like it’s my fault for not being there, but at the same time I know I had nothing to do with it”
Girl, whaaaat? If this had actually happened, it’s 100% your fault. Yeah, I know you can’t watch your kids 24/7 and be a helicopter parent, but he’s 6. He needs to be supervised. And nothing to do with it? GTFOH. Anything that happens to your children, good or bad, you have something to do with. That’s your child!
We all know now that none of this ever happened. What did happen? Fox 13 had this to say, and it’s exactly what everyone with a brain was thinking to begin with.
“The injuries sustained by the child are the result of a fall, which occurred at the apartment complex on the date in question, not an assault,” Olympia Police said Thursday in a statement. “As a result, there are no suspects of any age.”
So the kid fell while unsupervised and got really hurt. This isn’t to detract from this poor kid winding up needing surgery and being in a ton of pain, I’m sure. I really feel terrible for this kid. This is to point out that the mom in this case is an Olympia version of DCF mom waiting to happen. Where is their DCF in this case anyway? Oh, here they are:
“It’s not clear how the boy fell, and police say they have asked social services to “ensure the continued welfare of the child involved.”
Yeah, they don’t call in the kiddie protectors unless there’s some shady shit going on. This kid fell from such a height that he was severely injured and no one was watching him. And he’s six years old. This poor fucking kid, man!
What I want to know is who came up with the lie? I’m not buying that this kid came up with this insane story about rabid 6 year olds beating the bag out of him on his own. Five year olds have great imaginations, but their imaginary tales usually involve dragons and unicorns and shit. Not getting jumped in front of his house. I bet cash money he was doing some shit that 5 year olds do, fell and got hurt and his mom came up with this lie to cover her own negligent ass. To date, the kid hasn’t told the story, the mom has been the only one talking…interesting.
The kid still won’t talk about the fall or how it happened. What if it wasn’t a fall? Are these injuries consistent with a fall? Doctors know shit like that. A doctor can tell if you broke your thumb by accident and that’s why you’re in the emergency room, or if Diego was late with the package and you got desperate. Somebody needs to pick her story apart.
The bottom line here is to never trust viral bullshit no matter how much it tugs at your heartstrings. That’s what the MSM does, they rope you in with emotion. Another thing is that something did happen to this kid and I really hope social services gets to the bottom of it. He didn’t deserve this, no matter what happened. He’s 6 for cry eye!
Just don’t trust anything unless you see it on Turtleboy Sports. The world is filled with bullshit and we’re here to let you know about it. And now we wait for the GoFundMe.