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A New Bedford Love Story: Foreskin Frankenstein Beats Up Girlfriend But Says It’s OK Because He Apologized Even Though He “Cut Off Mad Bitches” For Her

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This is a New Bedford love story if ever I’ve seen one…..

We get tagged in stuff like this a lot, and normally I’m pretty hesitant to blog about it because if this really happened then they could easily just go to the cops.

But then again, this is New Bedford. Things are done differently in New Bedford. She elected to tag her abuser, Charles Bischoff, in the comments instead…..

Now the victim is not exactly sympathetic. Exhibit A:

Exhibit B is that she looked at this thing and said to herself, “I wonder what his foreskin feels like,” and then followed through:

But the fact of the matter is that just because you might be a ratchet with a proclivity towards the dirty dick, it doesn’t mean you should be the victim of domestic abuse. It just increases your chances of being the victim of domestic abuse, especially since his career is…..

A bootleg rapper!! Never saw that one coming.

He goes as “CharlzDaGod” (chances that he did this to reference Charles de Gaulle – 0.0%, since there’s no way he has any idea who de Gaulle was) and raps about really original things like “bitches” and “beating a charge”:

Kaylee evidently did not want us to blog about this after people began tagging us during vacation week….

Look Kaylee, I will readily admit that you’re not exactly the most sympathetic protagonist. But the fact of the matter is that you really don’t seem to know any better than to date guys like this. Maybe you’ve learned your lesson and maybe you haven’t. Either way, you are still a victim if this story is true, and the guy who did this to you needs to be called out for being the animal that he is.

But all we really had to work with was the word of a New Bedford chick who dates chudbanging rappers. That was until he wisely decided to admit beating a woman on her Facebook page, directly underneath pictures of her heavily swollen face….

“Sorry for putting my hand on u after I promised not too but I cut off mad bitches for u most of them u was just insecure about I ain’t talk to them.”

Oh for fuck’s sake. Ladies, if your partner feels the need to promise that he won’t beat the shit out of you, you should probably swipe left. If you need verbal reassurance that domestic violence is not in your future, you’re most likely going to be the victim of domestic violence. Just sayin.

His reasoning makes him the biggest needledick too. I cut off mad bitches yo!! All dem ho’s be wanting a slice of this sweet potato pie:

But I was like, fall back bitches. This salami stallion only parks in one barnyard at a time.

He attempted to rationalize it…..

“Of course I’m a hit you back.”

Yea, because a woman slapping you in the face definitely justifies doing this to her:

He’s totally not making excuses either, she just shouldn’t have been a “hoe”

Again Kaylee, you might be slightly more sympathetic if your revenge to a guy who kicked the shit out of you wasn’t,

“Now I’m going to be a hoe.”

From that point on it was like an episode of New Bedford Dr. Phil…..

Gee whiz, I’m really surprised this guy turned out to be a woman beater. He seems like a great guy to settle down with. He’s got a great career…..

Which involves making bank while sitting on your cell phone….

He has impeccable driving skills….

And his mother seems like she brought him up with values to respect women, and she totally doesn’t look like her stench trench smells a wet pack of Newport Lights washed ashore at low tide….

Oh, and he reproduced too….

So obviously this it’s a high percentage move letting someone like this toss around the bologna baton in your tampon tunnel.

The bottom line here is that we shouldn’t be victim blaming for domestic violence. Some people are honestly just too dumb and naive to know better. And although it’s fun to laugh at the ratchtacular things they post on Facebook, they don’t deserve to be beaten by these animals due to their really, really, really bad taste in men.

18 Comment(s)
  • Gingi
    August 23, 2018 at 10:58 am

    Man. This shit is surreal… I don’t want to delve too far in. Kaylee is my cousin and honestly it hurts to see her hurt. She’s got a smart ass mouth on her, but that doesn’t give him the right. As a member of her family and a survivor of domestic abuse myself, I look at this comment section in complete shock. I know girls out there “enjoy” the abuse, but that isn’t the case here.

  • Sam
    August 22, 2018 at 12:41 am

    I’m really torn on this and I know this won’t go over well with most of the commentators but I have seen women who love to fight and try to get men to hit them. They should be shamed.   But I know what its like to grow up in real domestic violence and it’s scary.  So to whoever wrote this clearly has no experience with domestic violence.  So to say that      “Some people are honestly just too dumb and naive to know better.”    that statement does shame real victims and it is bullshit.  
    It’s not all black and white    I love reading turtleboy but this was badly written. 

    • Octo Mom
      August 22, 2018 at 6:09 am

      But you gotta admit “they don’t know better” is accurate, you expressed that yourself. Dumb is somewhat subjective, they may be smart but doing dumb things for the most part defines dumb people. I know what you’re saying, they are repeating a cycle that is hard-wired in their psyche and they can’t see beyond it and are fairly unaware of it, seeing their circumstances as normal to them. People in this predicament rarely change for the better.

    • MrSmiley
      August 22, 2018 at 11:28 am

      Sam. It is a lack of willpower by victims.. Girls who try n get dudes to hit them, yes they do exist. This clearly is a very shitty relationship but how do you ever excuse a guy smashing a chicks face repeatedly etc.?

      How does this article shame real victims? It is exactly how it’s written victims know better! No one took away their free will they go back to get a beating time and time again until self worth is realized. You must be new here because calling it how it is has always been the way of TBS.

  • itsfree
    August 21, 2018 at 9:57 pm

    NEWSFLASH –
    The guy is GAF.

  • Mr. Nuttasit Keawcham
    August 21, 2018 at 9:22 pm

    I fucked some girls like this when I was a lot younger. They were on the rebound from one asshole or another and would stay around only long enough to talk, cry, get high and fuck and then head back to the asshole who slapped them around. Good, I would want a girl like that around for too long anyway.

    Now I’m happily married to a wonderful woman who is smart sane and loyal and loving her and our life together. Marriage should not be a rehab gig, choose wisely…

  • Larry "The Bird" Fydrich
    August 21, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    Charles is so restarted

  • That's a Nice Love Story
    August 21, 2018 at 6:06 pm

    If Charlie Bitchoff od’d in an abandoned factory and was eaten alive by rats would it make a sound?

    The girl and her friends are prime candidates to become legal prostitutes in Nevada or Utah or do gonzo porn until they od or get offed by their fiancé or pimp.

  • Clitty Litter
    August 21, 2018 at 5:55 pm

    Language people. Language.
    The smartest thing that ever came out of her mouth was his needle dick.
    Tragic.

  • Adolf's Idealistic Values
    August 21, 2018 at 5:46 pm

    She loves it. When being a hardworking, traditional white man got viewed as stale and outdated, being a degenerate tattoo faced useless piece of shit went in style. She loves getting hit, she loves the attention, it’s part of her lowlife psyche. she wouldn’t be with a man that treats her kind. She’d cheat on him, use him for his resources until they were dried up or she got what she was in it for and then be gone. Truth is, domestic violence is wrong but it’s her fate. By dating scum she promotes and cosigns that as a desirable man in society. She’d rather be with a man that leaves her in black eyes and tears, because it gets her box soaked, instead of a hard working honest man. She gets what she gets. She’ll procreate, go on welfare, do drugs and raise more welfare leaches and wife beaters. The cycle will continue. It’s her choice. Boo fucking hoo.

  • Captain Trips
    August 21, 2018 at 5:44 pm

    If the legal powers that be give me written permission, I will be glad to take this dude and drown his ass in the nearest lake. Let me know!

  • Turds Attract Turds
    August 21, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    What a charming tale of love and romance. Skanky whore meets wanna-be thug and turn their champagne dreams and caviar wishes into a ghettofabtastulic reality. What a model couple for the world to emulate!
    There is an old adage that applies to these shitheels: lie with dogs and you get fleas. I think he is a true piece of shit for whaling on that skank, but the fact is she CHOSE him. She chose a low-life thug baby to mate with, so she should expect to experience the shit that comes along with her decision. And clearly, from reading her posts, she is only one step out of the gutter from him. It’s a match made in heaven!

  • Captain Trips
    August 21, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    Another ‘Women like bad men’ ending

    20 years from now she’ll hate all men because of HER bad choices, and some poor nice bastard will get walked on because of it

  • z
    August 21, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    She made a choice just like junkies. I’m all for giving everyone the benefit of doubt and one “My Bad” in life. You figure it out, and try to turn it around. Do it again? While you don’t deserve it, WTF did you think was going to happen?

    Kaylee, if you stick around for another round of this shit, it’s on you that you were there to receive it. You think this ass monkey is going to change?

  • Y
    August 21, 2018 at 4:37 pm

    White children acting black…God, we’re fucked.

  • Judge dread
    August 21, 2018 at 4:30 pm

    Sterilize the girl and toss this shitbird guy into a woodchipper, then redirect the output into the sewer where it belongs.

  • WeAreFucked
    August 21, 2018 at 4:18 pm

    She’s hot.
    Kaylee… you can do better.
    Stop using the “N” word or being around any guy who uses it. That’s the first step in the right direction.

  • MrSmiley
    August 21, 2018 at 3:48 pm

    Bullets…. Not enough bullets..

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