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    Yeah, he’s guilty. Take a seat, scumbox.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer….

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    Teen Shot By Fall River Cop For Running Officer Down With Car – Fam Jailed For Riot At ER, Catches Dindu Nuffinitis, And Say Police Are Covering Up His Murder

    Just. Listen. To. Police.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. Right and wrong….

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    Turns Out The Dartmouth Race-baiting Yogapoon Lives Like A Bootleg Kardashian Because She’s Banging An Elderly Millionaire Who Went To Jail For Tax Evasion And Owns Half The South Shore

    Turns Out The Dartmouth Race-baiting Yogapoon Lives Like A Bootleg Kardashian Because She’s Banging An Elderly Millionaire Who Went To Jail For Tax Evasion And Owns Half The South Shore…

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    Camera Phone Queefweed – Part Two: Screams “Do You Know Who I Am” In Cop’s Face And Crossing Police Tape At Homicide To “Piss Off” Detectives Lands Carlos On Our Shit List

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