Hoodrat Heroes

Tonguebath Tammy Kicks Rival Junkbox Panhandler Off Of Her New Bedford Corner Because He’s An Addict, Has An Apartment, And Gives Hobos Like Her A Bad Name

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Hoodrat Heroes

New Bedford Fupa Troopa Arrested For Punching Pregnant Chick At Taco Bell Seems To Have Reproduced With Assblasting Vokestache From Previous TBS Blog

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Hoodrat Heroes

The Dartmouth Yogapoon Is Back, And Now She’s Not Accepting The Free Yoga Coupons She Gave Out Like Cheap Wine Because People Are “Abusing” Them By Using Them

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All-Star Criminals

New Bedford Beefhole Kills Upstairs Neighbor, Stabs Dog, Posts On Facebook Hours Later About Moving Out Of Shithole Neighborhood Where People Get Stabbed 

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WTF

Self Appointed New Bedford Vigilante Carlos Felix Basically Saves Some Hoodrat’s Life After Being American History X’d While Junkbox Steals His Wallet

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Hoodrat Heroes

MBTA Police Looking For “Man” For Open And Gross Lewdness Who Is Clearly Infamous New Bedford One-Toothed Hooker Aaron Paul Who Interrupted Weather Broadcast While Eating Popsicle 

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All-Star Criminals

New Bedford Queef Stirfry Arrested For Selling Drugs Gets Arrested Again After Court For Kicking Cop In Parking Lot, Says She’d Do It Again, Newspaper Can Suck Her Rumpus

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Hoodrat Heroes

Notorious New Bedford Transwhatever Prostitute Aaron Ball Interrupts Important Weather Update On New Bedford Live Before Exposing Himself In Taco Bell

Notorious New Bedford Transwhatever Prostitute Aaron Ball Interrupts Important Weather Update On New Bedford Live Before Exposing Himself In Taco…

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Nudniks

Acushnet Queef Chowder Reports To Media That Two Black Guys Shot And Killed Her Dog, Mass Hysteria Ensues, Turns Out She Was Lying

Acushnet Queef Chowder Reports To Media That Two Black Guys Shot And Killed Her Dog, Mass Hysteria Ensues, Turns Out…

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All-Star Criminals

Meet Corey Desousa: The New Bedford Sploogerag Who Stole His Boss’s Cellphone And Didn’t Realize He Was Selling It Back To Them On Craigslist

Meet Corey Desousa: The New Bedford Sploogerag Who Stole His Boss’s Cellphone And Didn’t Realize He Was Selling It Back…

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Hoodrat Heroes

New Bedford Sploogerag Steals Boss’s Cell Phone, Tries To Sell It On Craigslist, Boss And Girlfriend Set Up A Buy And Confront Him In Hilarious Fashion

New Bedford Sploogerag Steals Boss’s Cell Phone, Tries To Sell It On Craigslist, Boss And Girlfriend Set Up A Buy…

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Social Justice Warriors

Bleachie McMullet, Who Says Charlie Manson Dindu Nuffin, Should Probs Go Back To Blowing Dudes From A Bon Jovi Cover Band Instead Of Ignorantly Defending A Murderer 

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Hoodrat Heroes

New Bedford Moby Trick Bootleg Lesbo Selling Food Stamps On Facebook For Half Face Value Despite Recent Arrests For Selling Crack And Prostitution

New Bedford Moby Trick Bootleg Lesbo Selling Food Stamps On Facebook For Half Face Value Despite Recent Arrests For Selling…

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All-Star Criminals

Teen Shot By Fall River Cop For Running Officer Down With Car – Fam Jailed For Riot At ER, Catches Dindu Nuffinitis, And Say Police Are Covering Up His Murder

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Politics

Here’s Some Of The Ballots From Various Places Where Turtleboy Officially Received Votes Yesterday, Including 111 Votes In Brockton 

Here’s Some Of The Ballots From Various Places Where Turtleboy Officially Received Votes Yesterday, Including 111 Votes In Brockton Want…

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All-Star Criminals

Fairhaven Mom And Dad Go “Free My Boy” For Assblaster Son And Dicknado Butt Buddy By Blaming Armed Robbery Spree On His “Disease”

Fairhaven Mom And Dad Go “Free My Boy” For Assblaster Son And Dicknado Butt Buddy By Blaming Armed Robbery Spree…

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Hoodrat Heroes

New Bedford Snatch And Sniff Celebrates Halloween By Rubbing Tampon Tunnel On Three Year Old’s Grave, Going Full Ratchet On Facebook

New Bedford Snatch And Sniff Celebrates Halloween By Rubbing Tampon Tunnel On Three Year Old’s Grave, Going Full Ratchet On…

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Hoodrat Heroes

New Bedford Gangbanging Womb Broom Out On Bail For Kidnapping, Beating Ex-GF, Knocks Up Side Chick, Covers Baby In Dad’s Gang Tattoos For Halloween

New Bedford Gangbanging Womb Broom Out On Bail For Kidnapping, Beating Ex-GF, Knocks Up Side Chick, Covers Baby In Dad’s…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Turns Out The Dartmouth Race-baiting Yogapoon Lives Like A Bootleg Kardashian Because She’s Banging An Elderly Millionaire Who Went To Jail For Tax Evasion And Owns Half The South Shore

Turns Out The Dartmouth Race-baiting Yogapoon Lives Like A Bootleg Kardashian Because She’s Banging An Elderly Millionaire Who Went To…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Camera Phone Queefweed – Part Two: Screams “Do You Know Who I Am” In Cop’s Face And Crossing Police Tape At Homicide To “Piss Off” Detectives Lands Carlos On Our Shit List

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