Chef Ployardee was not happy about being called out for selling hoarded toilet paper on Facebook and sent us a Facebook message voicing her displeasure.
You know you’re living in a great country when unemployed toilet paper saleswomen have the luxury of having an obesity problem. Although in fairness, when you live in New Bedford there are no shortage of thirsty dudes lining up for their ride on Mount Ratchusett.
Unfortunately Deskie has coronavirus so she couldn’t man the inbox with inappropriate questions about swimming in the lady’s pond. But apparently we’ve been reported to both the New Bedford Police and the real police for reporting false info because this woman NEVER sold toilet paper on Facebook.
She sent other people who shared it less flattering messages.
“Someone bought them all so if it was such a scam why they buy them?”
Because as we all know, if you pay money for something then it can’t possibly be a scam.
According to her we had to get our FACKS straight, so here’s some more FACKS for ya Chef Ployardee. Let’s start with the many, many times you’ve been hauled into housing court for not paying rent.
Between all the small claims cases she’s got she also found time to sneak in an A&B charge.
Not to be confused with her various paternity cases, including an ought one court date to figure out who the baby daddy was.
But that was in the past right?
She’s changed now.
Except for her other Google trophies, which include more small claims and an animal cruelty charge as a cherry on the ratchet pie.
Oh, and her “fiance” Leroy Mosley is a real catch too, based off of his arrest two weeks ago at Market Basket for A&B.
According to the Facebook machine, this is Chris Capelle, the roommate he assaulted outside of the grocery store.
Yes, that’s right – he pushed a member of the Lollipop Guild.
An animal abusing, free loading, toilet paper hoarding fupachunk shacking up with a some chudslinger and a midget who they occasionally assault. If that’s not a New Bedford love story I don’t know what is.
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