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Chef Ployardee Says We’ve Been Reported To Police For Reporting On Her Selling Toilet Paper, Also Was Charged With Animal Cruelty And Non-Payment Of Rent 


Chef Ployardee was not happy about being called out for selling hoarded toilet paper on Facebook and sent us a Facebook message voicing her displeasure.

You know you’re living in a great country when unemployed toilet paper saleswomen have the luxury of having an obesity problem. Although in fairness, when you live in New Bedford there are no shortage of thirsty dudes lining up for their ride on Mount Ratchusett.

Unfortunately Deskie has coronavirus so she couldn’t man the inbox with inappropriate questions about swimming in the lady’s pond. But apparently we’ve been reported to both the New Bedford Police and the real police for reporting false info because this woman NEVER sold toilet paper on Facebook.


She sent other people who shared it less flattering messages.

“Someone bought them all so if it was such a scam why they buy them?”

Because as we all know, if you pay money for something then it can’t possibly be a scam.

According to her we had to get our FACKS straight, so here’s some more FACKS for ya Chef Ployardee. Let’s start with the many, many times you’ve been hauled into housing court for not paying rent.

Between all the small claims cases she’s got she also found time to sneak in an A&B charge.

Not to be confused with her various paternity cases, including an ought one court date to figure out who the baby daddy was.

But that was in the past right?

She’s changed now.

Except for her other Google trophies, which include more small claims and an animal cruelty charge as a cherry on the ratchet pie.

Oh, and her “fiance” Leroy Mosley is a real catch too, based off of his arrest two weeks ago at Market Basket for A&B.


According to the Facebook machine, this is Chris Capelle, the roommate he assaulted outside of the grocery store.

Yes, that’s right – he pushed a member of the Lollipop Guild.

An animal abusing, free loading, toilet paper hoarding fupachunk shacking up with a some chudslinger and a midget who they occasionally assault.  If that’s not a New Bedford love story I don’t know what is.


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69 Comment(s)
  • hartf811
    Green teef
    March 27, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    Outside of her svelte shape I’m loving the missing and green teef.
    Where’s Wooba Gooba when you need a song of such beauty?

  • Stupid Comments
    March 27, 2020 at 9:28 am

    By no means do I support this ladies choice to take advantage of others at a time like this, but the ones who are attacking her bc of her weight and looks are just as pathetic and sound like elementary schools kids saying you’re not my friend anymore. You know what’s funny is I bet over half of the people who ride for this blog as they say are over 45, ugly as fuck, and over weight. I peeped some profiles and damn pot meet kettle! And by the way I’m 36, 130 lbs, and I’m pretty decent looking…you know light on the eyes. But damn if you want to sound intelligent and attack something that would sound sooooo fucking childish, attack her life style, the way she lives, income. You know weight and look shamming is boring and over rated.


    • Beefaroni Belly
      March 27, 2020 at 9:35 am

      Shaddap and show us your tits already then, sugar britches.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      March 27, 2020 at 9:49 am

      Noooo, it’s hysterical and she deserves it. No one made her do any of this she wants the attention and now she has it good and bad. Why don’t you fucking relax no one cares about your feelings or opinions. Skip the comment section if it offends you so much.

      • Lol
        March 27, 2020 at 10:52 am

        By no means does this comment section offend me.. actually the opposite most of the time. And yes by all means dish out all the hate and frustration you have on her bc you life lacks and normalcy right. Please do I love it! But the shamming of her weight and looks, it’s overrated, boring and truthfully sounds so fucking school age! I know you can pull some whitty comments out of your bored ass brain because trust me I love the comment section! And to the one who calls themself angry taint(lol) I don’t think you read my comment all the way through. I just pointed out the obvious, never said she wasn’t made to do anything, or said I was offended. And I’m very relaxed too you know laying back in my bed, all covered up, warm, and cozy. But I was expecting comments back like this and it’s ok. I completely understand.


        • george costanza
          The angry taint
          March 27, 2020 at 12:00 pm

          LOL!……well now I am going to shame you for your lack of spelling and improper grammar. I believe I read your comment thoroughly and stand by my response. I like to think I am normal but opinions vary, bored? no not at all. I come on here when I take breaks from the projects I have going. I.E. kitchen redo, some painting and building 2 different vehicle projects. Also please explain how my comment infers I hate or am frustrated with this woman? Obviously you are very bored to make up some broad generalizations about my response to you. Quite a vivid imagination you posess.

          • Lol
            March 27, 2020 at 2:57 pm

            Why do you care about my comment so much you just had to comment on my comment?!?!? Lol so what I stated an opinion, it’s like an asshole, everyone has one. Shit don’t let me be a sarcastic asshole and get chewed out. I need to shit my mouth or “angry tantrum” might yell at me….(shhh I said that on purpose, don’t tell anyone)

          • george costanza
            The angry taint (for now)
            March 27, 2020 at 3:44 pm

            Ahahahaha…angry tantrum I might run with that

  • Chef Ployardee - Meet Diabetes
    March 27, 2020 at 7:55 am

    You know goddamn well that fat piece of shit is absolutely hoarding TP for gouging. Someone who is that obese has no use for TP outside of maybe blowing her nose. Other than that, TP is useless when trying to clean the nether regions of fat fucks because they are so fucking fat, they cannot use their hands to reach the areas that need cleaning. For a fat fucking hog like this, the only way she is going to clean her ass is to use a garden hose and long-handled scrub brush.

  • Impacted Colon
    March 27, 2020 at 5:19 am

    Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 27, 2020 at 4:12 am

    when it comes to Big Blue, it’s almost too easy and i can’t put her in the same predatory class as Ducklips Pagliacci and her clown, as it’s kinda like kicking a steaming dog turd, in the end is it really worth it?

  • Judge dread
    March 27, 2020 at 12:28 am

    You know what makes ratchets shit their pants? Someone with lexis nexis access who is a blogger not a public defense attorney.

  • Goodness!
    March 27, 2020 at 12:21 am

    This bloated blimp of the mudshark variety probably does unspeakable things with that poor Oompa Loompa fellow with Choad of Darkness looking on in full fap mode.
    If the wee man is epileptic, you know she triggers a grand mal seizure by flicking a lighter in his face and then abuses him by using him like a vibrator.
    Poor little guy.

  • jobrienxxx176
    Sing Along
    March 26, 2020 at 8:47 pm

    What do you do with a drunken sailor –
    Stick’em in one of Jillsy’s folds
    Stick’em in one of Jillsy’s folds
    Stick’em in one of Jillsy’s folds

    That’s what you do with a drunken sailor

  • Jizz Bob
    March 26, 2020 at 8:32 pm

    She kinda looks like Steven Segal in the balcony pic.

  • Jeremy
    March 26, 2020 at 7:50 pm

    Now thats a way to hustle! I dont mean run god no! She cant run! What a beauty! A keeper for sure! Id take her home to meet my mother! The lady of every mans dreams! Big body w tiny t-rex arms!

    • jizzjacobs
      March 26, 2020 at 8:29 pm

      Her face fills up the entire profile circle

  • Lunch Lady
    March 26, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    Why? Why do people think it’s ok to let yourself look like that. What a friggin wildebeast.
    Maybe a crocodile will eat her when she migrates across the next river to get to greener pastures.

    • KZ KZM
      March 26, 2020 at 7:00 pm

      Hey Lunch Lady, wanna do a lunch and munch?

  • Frank Rizzo
    March 26, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    An animal abusing, free loading, toilet paper hoarding fupachunk shacking up with a some chudslinger and a midget who they occasionally assault. If that’s not a New Bedford love story I don’t know what is. BEST EVER T BOY RIFF EVER!!!!

  • Frank Rizzo
    March 26, 2020 at 6:36 pm

    glamour pose in the fukkin parkin lot on the ciders/blacktop! priceless! hey leroy, you pimpin?

    • Frank Rizzo
      March 26, 2020 at 6:56 pm

      CINDERS I Meant

    • Fittysense
      March 26, 2020 at 8:28 pm

      Homie looks like 50 Cent if he ate another 50 Cent

  • Moooove Over
    March 26, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    Two pictures, same pose. Must be a position she is stuck in often. I think they call that the “Roll her to the trough” down on the farm.

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    March 26, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    I’m a productive member of society and a tax payer and apart of the same mlm this beast is…. LMAO
    Fucking knew something was wrong with this one when I seen that couples photo of her and brown boy there. What a disgrace bahahahah

    Not the type that should be apart of our mlm acting like this that’s for fucking sure.

  • whatevuh
    March 26, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    If she was laying on the beach, people would try rolliing it back into the water . .

  • Grundle Butter
    March 26, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    My kind of girl right there. She gives heat in the winter, shade in the summer, and if she runs away nobody would care! I’ll bet she smells like provolone left in a hot car.

    • mario fanook
      March 26, 2020 at 7:04 pm

      I like stinky provolone WTF! Somethings wrong with you mr grunt cakes.

  • Embarrassed turtle rider
    March 26, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    Is there some sort of law about posting somebodys social security number? Thats low. Even for you. Your blog has gone so far down in the past year. Its sad as hell. Turtleboy is a has been. Should have stuck to just calling people out. ‍♀️‍♀️

    • PNIS5
      March 26, 2020 at 6:23 pm

      Agreed. Totally fucked up.

      I could totally steal his identity with ALL of that information right there. Social security number? Drivers licence number? Place of residence and birthdate? Everything I need to take out a credit card in his name. I won’t since I’m not a scumbag.

      I might just stop reading this blog after that. That is very low.

      • Lipstickhippie
        March 26, 2020 at 8:44 pm

        Who the fuck would even want to steal his identity?

      • Free Credit Report .Com
        March 26, 2020 at 8:50 pm

        GL even getting a Discover card with a $20 limit using that guys ss and credit report. Anyone who stole his identity would probably off themself.

      • Truth
        March 27, 2020 at 2:41 pm

        Motherfuckers so in debt right now hoping someone will steal their identity. Bitch you can get stuck with my debt.

  • Jozef Mengele
    March 26, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    Yet people mocked me for getting rid of undesirables. Nah nah, Na Nah nah

    March 26, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    All these Kunts have an attorney on retainer with their EBT card…

  • Maggie the Cat
    March 26, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    That woman must weigh four times what I weigh. I don’t know how old she is, but at some point her legs will give out (if they haven’t already) and she will be unable to walk. If the first responders have to take her out of a burning building or take her to the hospital, they will all have back problems for the rest of their lives. Therefore, any government money she receives should go to the people who get her out alive, and nothing should go to her. But of course the liberals will say, like spoiled little kids, “It’s not fair, it’s not fair” Now is the time to clamp down on those who don’t contribute to society and teach them a lesson.

  • Cheddah
    March 26, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    I’d seriously like to know how many people it took to lift her fat ass off the ground in the blue towel photo.. Absolutely no way she could do it herself. Was heavy machinery involved? Curious…

  • Buster D Bodycrab
    March 26, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    Jill’s crotch is like Disneyland for me and thousands of my relatives.

  • Daniel Crowell
    Bill Clinton
    March 26, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    A Tic Tac fell out of her pussy and landed on my tongue…..ew baby..

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    March 26, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    MY EYES! The goggles do nothing!

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 26, 2020 at 2:02 pm

    I just knew any man in her life would be a unemployed Jigaboo. It almost goes without saying.

  • hartf811
    Slave ship
    March 26, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    And there it is! Had to be some stupid negro “behind” that Ass. No white man could take the smell but a coconut cracker is just drawn to buttcrack smegma nectar.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    March 26, 2020 at 1:46 pm

    WTF? Where are their Discord screen shots?

  • P T Barnum
    March 26, 2020 at 1:29 pm

    The only thing missing here is the Big Top.

  • Jordis
    March 26, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    This is why we cant have nice things.

    Assistance programs fund lard ass lazy individuals who makes sure to get her nails done while begging for help.

    Yet there is some awareness that living off the system is shameful so attempts to look like a valuable member of society by falling for a MLM.

    “I am my own boss”

    If we could just deny people on looks alone from being part of a contributing society the world would be a better place. “Oh you need money to pay your bills? Food stamps? Housing assistance”?
    I’m sorry but the eyes dont lie. You got money to keep supporting the calorie intake to be that huge you are far from hurting!

  • Chris Capelle
    March 26, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    Is the only victim here.

  • Sloppy work
    March 26, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    Did you seriously post the guys social security, drivers license # and DOB? You’re far from a journalist. You are an angry , sloppy blogger. That’s it!
    Why pick on the victim and call him a midget? You have hit an all time low here. Time for you to go.

    • George
      March 26, 2020 at 1:49 pm

      Yeah, someone will take this info and ruin his pristine credit score.

    • Bill Realist
      March 26, 2020 at 2:02 pm

      Hey the victim is a fucking midget ok… Time for you to go.

  • Snarky Pete
    March 26, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    What? No Deformation lawsuit??? I guess I’d better be patient with this genius.

  • Rajon Rondo
    March 26, 2020 at 1:03 pm

    That guy actually pulled off her parachute panties and licked the salt cod?

  • Frank Reynolds
    March 26, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

  • Stanley Livingston
    March 26, 2020 at 12:59 pm

    A darkies greatest ambition in life is to pork a white woman
    Don’t matter if she’s 4 feet tall and weighs 300 lbs and as ugly as a barrel of assholes with the good ones picked out

    • whatevuh
      March 26, 2020 at 9:10 pm

      Don’t forget the 12 yr old used Mercedes, now they got it made bro ! Top of the world !!

  • Spocks Testicle
    March 26, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    Her apartment buildings plumber killed himself…..

  • basket full of broken dreams
    March 26, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    How many pups has she coughed out for us to provide for?

  • Well, No Shit
    March 26, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    Fucking stunning. I would have NEVER guessed that she was a shark.

  • Captain Ahab
    March 26, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    This is why restaurants stopped all you can eat buffets.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    March 26, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    Reminds me of jackass the movie when wee man gets smothered by the magician’s assistant…. hysterical

  • Walter Dyer is Leather
    March 26, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    Now thats a cow!

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    March 26, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    Careful TB…..You posted his SSN

    • don
      March 26, 2020 at 2:14 pm

      no. he posted his own personal info on the internet

      • don
        March 26, 2020 at 2:15 pm

        its all public information

  • Terrell Suggs
    March 26, 2020 at 12:35 pm

    She has a better moustache than Rollie Fingers.

  • Bob Murchison
    March 26, 2020 at 12:31 pm

    No thanks.I will stick to waxing my hog.

  • Finn
    March 26, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    We prefer to be called “Little People”
    Get Fucked.

    • Buddy
      March 26, 2020 at 6:02 pm

      He’s an angry elf

  • Pitbulls and Parolees
    March 26, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    Wow.Just wow.

  • The Mind Is Like A Muscle
    March 26, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    Mount Ratchusett.

    Thats Gold!!

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