Chef Ployardee was not happy about being called out for selling hoarded toilet paper on Facebook and sent us a Facebook message voicing her displeasure.
You know you’re living in a great country when unemployed toilet paper saleswomen have the luxury of having an obesity problem. Although in fairness, when you live in New Bedford there are no shortage of thirsty dudes lining up for their ride on Mount Ratchusett.
Unfortunately Deskie has coronavirus so she couldn’t man the inbox with inappropriate questions about swimming in the lady’s pond. But apparently we’ve been reported to both the New Bedford Police and the real police for reporting false info because this woman NEVER sold toilet paper on Facebook.
She sent other people who shared it less flattering messages.
“Someone bought them all so if it was such a scam why they buy them?”
Because as we all know, if you pay money for something then it can’t possibly be a scam.
According to her we had to get our FACKS straight, so here’s some more FACKS for ya Chef Ployardee. Let’s start with the many, many times you’ve been hauled into housing court for not paying rent.
Between all the small claims cases she’s got she also found time to sneak in an A&B charge.
Not to be confused with her various paternity cases, including an ought one court date to figure out who the baby daddy was.
But that was in the past right?
She’s changed now.
Except for her other Google trophies, which include more small claims and an animal cruelty charge as a cherry on the ratchet pie.
Oh, and her “fiance” Leroy Mosley is a real catch too, based off of his arrest two weeks ago at Market Basket for A&B.
According to the Facebook machine, this is Chris Capelle, the roommate he assaulted outside of the grocery store.
Yes, that’s right – he pushed a member of the Lollipop Guild.
An animal abusing, free loading, toilet paper hoarding fupachunk shacking up with a some chudslinger and a midget who they occasionally assault. If that’s not a New Bedford love story I don’t know what is.
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Outside of her svelte shape I’m loving the missing and green teef.
Where’s Wooba Gooba when you need a song of such beauty?
By no means do I support this ladies choice to take advantage of others at a time like this, but the ones who are attacking her bc of her weight and looks are just as pathetic and sound like elementary schools kids saying you’re not my friend anymore. You know what’s funny is I bet over half of the people who ride for this blog as they say are over 45, ugly as fuck, and over weight. I peeped some profiles and damn pot meet kettle! And by the way I’m 36, 130 lbs, and I’m pretty decent looking…you know light on the eyes. But damn if you want to sound intelligent and attack something that would sound sooooo fucking childish, attack her life style, the way she lives, income. You know weight and look shamming is boring and over rated.
Shaddap and show us your tits already then, sugar britches.
Noooo, it’s hysterical and she deserves it. No one made her do any of this she wants the attention and now she has it good and bad. Why don’t you fucking relax no one cares about your feelings or opinions. Skip the comment section if it offends you so much.
By no means does this comment section offend me.. actually the opposite most of the time. And yes by all means dish out all the hate and frustration you have on her bc you life lacks and normalcy right. Please do I love it! But the shamming of her weight and looks, it’s overrated, boring and truthfully sounds so fucking school age! I know you can pull some whitty comments out of your bored ass brain because trust me I love the comment section! And to the one who calls themself angry taint(lol) I don’t think you read my comment all the way through. I just pointed out the obvious, never said she wasn’t made to do anything, or said I was offended. And I’m very relaxed too you know laying back in my bed, all covered up, warm, and cozy. But I was expecting comments back like this and it’s ok. I completely understand.
LOL!……well now I am going to shame you for your lack of spelling and improper grammar. I believe I read your comment thoroughly and stand by my response. I like to think I am normal but opinions vary, bored? no not at all. I come on here when I take breaks from the projects I have going. I.E. kitchen redo, some painting and building 2 different vehicle projects. Also please explain how my comment infers I hate or am frustrated with this woman? Obviously you are very bored to make up some broad generalizations about my response to you. Quite a vivid imagination you posess.
Why do you care about my comment so much you just had to comment on my comment?!?!? Lol so what I stated an opinion, it’s like an asshole, everyone has one. Shit don’t let me be a sarcastic asshole and get chewed out. I need to shit my mouth or “angry tantrum” might yell at me….(shhh I said that on purpose, don’t tell anyone)
Ahahahaha…angry tantrum I might run with that
You know goddamn well that fat piece of shit is absolutely hoarding TP for gouging. Someone who is that obese has no use for TP outside of maybe blowing her nose. Other than that, TP is useless when trying to clean the nether regions of fat fucks because they are so fucking fat, they cannot use their hands to reach the areas that need cleaning. For a fat fucking hog like this, the only way she is going to clean her ass is to use a garden hose and long-handled scrub brush.
Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
when it comes to Big Blue, it’s almost too easy and i can’t put her in the same predatory class as Ducklips Pagliacci and her clown, as it’s kinda like kicking a steaming dog turd, in the end is it really worth it?
You know what makes ratchets shit their pants? Someone with lexis nexis access who is a blogger not a public defense attorney.
This bloated blimp of the mudshark variety probably does unspeakable things with that poor Oompa Loompa fellow with Choad of Darkness looking on in full fap mode.
If the wee man is epileptic, you know she triggers a grand mal seizure by flicking a lighter in his face and then abuses him by using him like a vibrator.
Poor little guy.
What do you do with a drunken sailor –
Stick’em in one of Jillsy’s folds
Stick’em in one of Jillsy’s folds
Stick’em in one of Jillsy’s folds
That’s what you do with a drunken sailor
She kinda looks like Steven Segal in the balcony pic.
Now thats a way to hustle! I dont mean run god no! She cant run! What a beauty! A keeper for sure! Id take her home to meet my mother! The lady of every mans dreams! Big body w tiny t-rex arms!
Her face fills up the entire profile circle
Why? Why do people think it’s ok to let yourself look like that. What a friggin wildebeast.
Maybe a crocodile will eat her when she migrates across the next river to get to greener pastures.
Hey Lunch Lady, wanna do a lunch and munch?
An animal abusing, free loading, toilet paper hoarding fupachunk shacking up with a some chudslinger and a midget who they occasionally assault. If that’s not a New Bedford love story I don’t know what is. BEST EVER T BOY RIFF EVER!!!!
glamour pose in the fukkin parkin lot on the ciders/blacktop! priceless! hey leroy, you pimpin?
CINDERS I Meant
Homie looks like 50 Cent if he ate another 50 Cent
Two pictures, same pose. Must be a position she is stuck in often. I think they call that the “Roll her to the trough” down on the farm.
I’m a productive member of society and a tax payer and apart of the same mlm this beast is…. LMAO
Fucking knew something was wrong with this one when I seen that couples photo of her and brown boy there. What a disgrace bahahahah
Not the type that should be apart of our mlm acting like this that’s for fucking sure.
If she was laying on the beach, people would try rolliing it back into the water . .
My kind of girl right there. She gives heat in the winter, shade in the summer, and if she runs away nobody would care! I’ll bet she smells like provolone left in a hot car.
I like stinky provolone WTF! Somethings wrong with you mr grunt cakes.
Is there some sort of law about posting somebodys social security number? Thats low. Even for you. Your blog has gone so far down in the past year. Its sad as hell. Turtleboy is a has been. Should have stuck to just calling people out. ♀️♀️
Agreed. Totally fucked up.
I could totally steal his identity with ALL of that information right there. Social security number? Drivers licence number? Place of residence and birthdate? Everything I need to take out a credit card in his name. I won’t since I’m not a scumbag.
I might just stop reading this blog after that. That is very low.
Who the fuck would even want to steal his identity?
GL even getting a Discover card with a $20 limit using that guys ss and credit report. Anyone who stole his identity would probably off themself.
Motherfuckers so in debt right now hoping someone will steal their identity. Bitch you can get stuck with my debt.
Yet people mocked me for getting rid of undesirables. Nah nah, Na Nah nah
All these Kunts have an attorney on retainer with their EBT card…
That woman must weigh four times what I weigh. I don’t know how old she is, but at some point her legs will give out (if they haven’t already) and she will be unable to walk. If the first responders have to take her out of a burning building or take her to the hospital, they will all have back problems for the rest of their lives. Therefore, any government money she receives should go to the people who get her out alive, and nothing should go to her. But of course the liberals will say, like spoiled little kids, “It’s not fair, it’s not fair” Now is the time to clamp down on those who don’t contribute to society and teach them a lesson.
I’d seriously like to know how many people it took to lift her fat ass off the ground in the blue towel photo.. Absolutely no way she could do it herself. Was heavy machinery involved? Curious…
Jill’s crotch is like Disneyland for me and thousands of my relatives.
A Tic Tac fell out of her pussy and landed on my tongue…..ew baby..
MY EYES! The goggles do nothing!
I just knew any man in her life would be a unemployed Jigaboo. It almost goes without saying.
And there it is! Had to be some stupid negro “behind” that Ass. No white man could take the smell but a coconut cracker is just drawn to buttcrack smegma nectar.
WTF? Where are their Discord screen shots?
The only thing missing here is the Big Top.
This is why we cant have nice things.
Assistance programs fund lard ass lazy individuals who makes sure to get her nails done while begging for help.
Yet there is some awareness that living off the system is shameful so attempts to look like a valuable member of society by falling for a MLM.
“I am my own boss”
If we could just deny people on looks alone from being part of a contributing society the world would be a better place. “Oh you need money to pay your bills? Food stamps? Housing assistance”?
I’m sorry but the eyes dont lie. You got money to keep supporting the calorie intake to be that huge you are far from hurting!
Is the only victim here.
Did you seriously post the guys social security, drivers license # and DOB? You’re far from a journalist. You are an angry , sloppy blogger. That’s it!
Why pick on the victim and call him a midget? You have hit an all time low here. Time for you to go.
Yeah, someone will take this info and ruin his pristine credit score.
Hey the victim is a fucking midget ok… Time for you to go.
What? No Deformation lawsuit??? I guess I’d better be patient with this genius.
That guy actually pulled off her parachute panties and licked the salt cod?
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
A darkies greatest ambition in life is to pork a white woman
Don’t matter if she’s 4 feet tall and weighs 300 lbs and as ugly as a barrel of assholes with the good ones picked out
Don’t forget the 12 yr old used Mercedes, now they got it made bro ! Top of the world !!
Her apartment buildings plumber killed himself…..
How many pups has she coughed out for us to provide for?
Fucking stunning. I would have NEVER guessed that she was a shark.
This is why restaurants stopped all you can eat buffets.
Reminds me of jackass the movie when wee man gets smothered by the magician’s assistant…. hysterical
Now thats a cow!
Careful TB…..You posted his SSN
no. he posted his own personal info on the internet
its all public information
She has a better moustache than Rollie Fingers.
No thanks.I will stick to waxing my hog.
We prefer to be called “Little People”
He’s an angry elf