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NewPregnant New Bedford Knob Goblin Uses Autistic Crotch Fruit To Try To Get Free AC, Gets Called Out For Using Hundreds In Free Food Stamps Last Week And Then Asking For More Money


This is Natasha Furtado from New Bedford.

She’s in a sexual relationship with this guy.

So things are going pretty well.

The two of them thought it would be a good idea to reproduce a few times and now their Christmas pictures with Santa get taken in the DCF visitor’s room.


Recently the New Bedford Guide shared her post looking for a free air conditioner.

Here’s an idea – maybe you should take it easy on the raw dog. Or just use the Turtleboy Birth Control Method – the chest. Ninety five percent of the time, it works every time. Responsible people with jobs and mortgages often stop at two kids because they know how much work it is to raise a child, and even though they have the resources they still opt not to because that’s what responsible decision making looks like.

Not these people though. They just fire out three or four grundle gremlins in a three year period like it’s nothing. Planning? What’s that? Sure, she has a 3 year old autistic kid (always an autistic kid whenever they’re looking for handouts) who is likely a handful and they can’t afford to buy an AC, but you might as well just throw another kid on the pile anyway and ask the New Bedford Guide to raise the kid.

Whenever a post like this is made a small percentage of people say what everyone else is thinking – get a job, stop making babies, and pay for your own shit. But most people keep their thoughts to themselves because the “only God can judge” patrol will yell at you if you point out the truth.

“Maybe when she was in a good spot in life.”

Have you seen her junkie eyes?

This woman has never been in a “good spot in life.”

These people are full of “maybe she” excuses because they’re too afraid to point out the obvious.

“Hurtful comments should not be vocalized.”

This is the world we’re living in. You can’t tell the truth because…feelings. Newsflash – you’re not compassionate or kind for enabling shitty behavior.

“Check your heart.”

“How do you know the baby daddy isn’t contributing?”

Oh, ya know, it might have something to do with the fact that he’s an able bodied man whose baby momma begs for free AC’s on Facebook. Seems like something the man of the house should be able to provide if he was gainfully employed.

“The income earning capacity of a parent who has a child on the spectrum is limited.”

Yet parents with autistic children manage to survive and buy their own air conditioners.

Then there’s the “it could be you” people.

Actually it couldn’t be me because I’m not a welfare collecting drugged out guttermuppet.

The opinion of many people changed after a woman named Yaritza came forward with Facebook messages from the New Bedford Knob Goblin proving that she had just given her a couple hundred dollars worth of food stamps and a ride to the grocery store after seeing her play the autistic crotch fruit card in a Facebook group, only to be asked for more money the next day.




This is why you don’t feed the animals. Because they’ll expect you to keep feeding them instead of learning how to hunt.

First of all, the fact that the other woman is married and has $3K worth of food stamps lying around is problematic in and of itself. But the New Bedford Knob Goblin actually sends her kids to daycare, and for what??? Daycare is a place you send you semen demons when you have to WORK! It’s not something you pay for so you can sit on the couch all day watching the much more successful versions of yourself on Teen Mom.

Even after posting the video the bleeding hearts were unconvinced that the New Bedford Knob Goblin was problematic.




“Why don’t you sit back and say I did the right thing, I don’t care what she does after.”

Because she now realizes that she didn’t do the right thing dummy. All she did was contribute to the problem. The best thing that could happen to those kids is no one helps Mom and Dad so they’re forced to become self sufficient. She bought her groceries and gave her a ride to and from the store. The next freaking day she was bombarded with messages and calls because this woman viewed her as an ATM.



As for the Natasha herself she just flat out denied any of this happened.

Because that’s what lying scam artist junkies do.



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19 Comment(s)
  • Just some info
    July 8, 2021 at 10:09 pm

    When dcf controls your life, they force you to send your kids to daycare on the tax payers dime. Because they don’t trust you to have them all day. It’s a mandatory thing most times.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people.. And i hate to say it it might actually be us working folk
    July 8, 2021 at 11:07 am

    This is sad… I completely get people fall on hard times. However, there are those whom fall on hard times swallow thier pride take a handout and work thier asses off to get self sufficient during those hard times so they can get off the government tit and on thier own. Then you have the majority of the welfare leeches who instead of sucking it up and scrubbing some toilets or mowing some grass for cash they just decide to shoot out another 5 or 6 semon demons to up thier government handouts.. rinse and repeat until thier children take over thier section 8 shit hole to continue the generational poverty and wealth gaps in this beautiful cesspool of a free country by continuing to refuse to work and just make more kids for more cash so they can eventually stick the kids with the dcf fairy so they can still get the full payload of government benefits without the hassle of actually having to take responsibility for the little lives they brought into this world. Defund welfare and bring back survival of the fittest see how quickly crime goes down and our economy goes up .

  • JR
    July 8, 2021 at 10:05 am

    Of course her kid was diagnosed with Autism, are there any kids left without a disorder? Thrice a week “therapy” and brain-altering drugs for the next 15 years will solve all of life’s ills for kids who can’t possibly be normal because a multi-billion dollar industry with an ax to grind said otherwise. And let’s not forget those parents who push for a diagnosis at all costs because it means more in their check every month.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    The Spic Tormentor
    July 8, 2021 at 8:55 am

    I may volunteer to be a DCF Santa. Great place to pick up some junkie trim you can smack around

  • Michael Giannetti
    Mike Giannetti
    July 8, 2021 at 6:56 am

    I live in my father’s car.

  • Dexter Morgan
    July 7, 2021 at 9:24 pm

    I think I need to update the code.

  • piss flaps pelosi
    July 7, 2021 at 9:04 pm

    dirty whore

  • hartf811
    Sewer Rats
    July 7, 2021 at 4:40 pm

    Just contracted eye herpes just looking at a picture of this sewer rat.
    The autistic kid is the smart one on the family!

  • MCG’s smoke detector batteries
    July 7, 2021 at 3:42 pm

    Hmmm…lend me $40, exactly what a bundle of fentanyl in the city costs…hmm

  • Star Kissed
    July 7, 2021 at 3:12 pm

    I can imagine that their house smells like a 110 deg. fish cannery!

  • Boe Jiden
    July 7, 2021 at 3:09 pm

    My Grandfather in the coal mines had to use his food stamps to send letters asking for a lunch pail soup. This is America home of the things and free of the brave.
    I’m Boe Jiden

  • Lesbian from Rhode Island who complains all the time.
    July 7, 2021 at 2:57 pm

    It’s almost like they sold us all out for these reprobates. Just think of the utopia if we didn’t pay for an entire generation of able bodied “disabled” people.

    Of course it’s Massachusetts though, the absolute epicenter of scamming taxpayers.

  • EmfnT
    July 7, 2021 at 2:44 pm

    Whoever runs these gov’t programs should be fired. The young able-bodied ratchets abuse the system for years on end with no consequence, while an elderly person I know who legitimately collects a small SSI check got shut off because her bank account happened to exceed $2000 while she was in the hospital for 3 months and didn’t spend any money to offset the direct deposits. Had to jump thru major hoops to get it reinstated. It’s so frustrating…

  • Mgtow Turtle
    July 7, 2021 at 2:25 pm

    Natasha Retardo here looks awfully familiar Its almost like you blogged about that thing before
    I could be wrong because these people always always look alike but I’m 99.97% sure this thing has been featured on here before

    And I’m flabbergasted at that chick who has 3k worth of ebt its almost like she does not use it because shes pays for food in cash so one would wager that if she has that much ebt saved up she obviously should be cut off the gibmedat teet for not using it

    I’m so overly tired of these people #REPORTTHERATCHETS

    • BigfootCollectsEBT
      July 14, 2021 at 5:28 pm

      When the pandemic hit Massachusetts gave people and families the maximum amount of EBT allowed under law. They even gave it back to people that hadnt re-applied for it. A single mother of 2 I know recently found out she was collecting almost $400-500 dollars a month. She had been on EBT when her children were really young, after separating from her spouse. But then hadnt used it or applied for it in years because she was now working as a medical assistant instead of a cashier at dunkins. So basically im saying decent, well meaning people get EBT and some got it again without even signing up. I believe this spanish lady (and her husband) have been paying cash for their food now that they dont need it, but were trying to help someone out they thought might need it. Its really unfortunate because you know there is a single mom or dad out there going through hell that would do anything for a few hundred dollars for groceries…. but a-holes like this take advantage of the good hearted people out there.

  • dale woodman
    Defund Welfare
    July 7, 2021 at 2:20 pm


  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    July 7, 2021 at 2:03 pm

    I hate these people

  • Larry
    July 7, 2021 at 1:55 pm

    The one helping has 3k in foodstamps? WTF.!

  • Wimpy
    July 7, 2021 at 1:53 pm

    I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

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