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Fireball Felicia Proudly Brags About How She Crashed Twice While Drunk Driving In Fall River, Posts Fireball And Ass Pics For Thirsty Menfolk After Getting Bailed Out


Fall River ReporterA New Bedford woman was arrested Sunday after multiple crashes within minutes. According to Detective Robert Rebello, at approximately 9:32 p.m., Officers Jarrod Levesque, Douglas Wenson and Luc Sauve were dispatched to the area of State Road and White’s of Westport for a motor vehicle crash with injuries. Prior to arriving at the scene, dispatch informed responding officers the Fall River Police Department was searching for a vehicle which had left the scene of a crash on Brayton Avenue in their city. At this time, it was unclear as to whether this vehicle was the same vehicle.

Upon Officer Levesque’s arrival, he observed a black Pontiac G5 with severe front end and passenger side damage to the vehicle. The vehicle was facing north across the eastbound travel lane. The rear bumper of the vehicle was against the guard rail. He also noted in his report that airbags had deployed. As he approached the vehicle, Officer Levesque observed a woman sitting on the guard rail beside the driver’s door. The woman was identified as 46-year-old Kristin Medeiros of South Second Street, New Bedford. After questioning Medeiros, Officer Levesque determined she was the operator of the vehicle. Medeiros was slurring her words and her eyes were bloodshot and glassy. Through her mask, Officer Levesque could smell the odor of alcohol on her breath.

Officer Sauve located the area Medeiros left the roadway. While traveling east on State Road, Medeiros left the roadway in the area of 95 State Road and struck a guardrail. Paint transfer was observed at this location along with tire tracks and a fluid trail leading into the building at 95 State Road. The building sustained damage to the façade and parts from Medeiros’ vehicle were found at this location. The vehicle continued eastbound before striking another guardrail and coming to a rest just east of 95 State Road. 

When asked about what had happened, Medeiros stated she was coming from St. John’s Club in Fall River and another vehicle had cut her off which caused the crash. At this time dispatched confirmed Medeiros’ vehicle was the vehicle involved in the crash at the intersection of Brayton Avenue and Route 24, Fall River. At that location a motorcyclist had been struck, run over and the vehicle had fled the scene into Westport. The operator of the motorcycle was transported to Rhode Island Hospital with non-life threatening injuries, according to Rebello.

A witness from St. John’s Club arrived on scene and spoke with Officer Levesque. She stated she had seen Medeiros at the club and she could barely walk. Others at the club were in the process of getting Medeiros a taxi when she made her way to her vehicle. After leaving the bar side of St. John’s Club, the witness stated she fell while attempting to get into her vehicle and struck her head. Medeiros sped off in her vehicle, struck a curb but continued to drive.

Who could’ve ever seen this one coming?

It’s not like she didn’t post the warning signs publicly on Facebook.

Usually when you see a Fall River ratchet like this doing ratchet things they either disappear from social media, OR show up on Facebook underneath a report about their arrest to proclaim the various ways in which they dindu nuffin. I for one was looking forward to the explanation for how she crashed not once, but twice, within minutes. Personally, I figured we’d get the “only God can judge” defense because it’s pretty hard to talk your way out of this one.

Not with Big Red though. She did something I’ve never seen in seven years of blogging about ratchets – show up on Facebook to admit to everything and almost narrate her own ratchetry.


I don’t even know what to say. I’ve literally never seen this before. Own your ratchetness girl!

On her own page she issued an explanation.

Then there was the self-posting of what would normally be the most embarrassing moment of a human being’s life if they didn’t grow up as a ginger in Fall River.

Then there was the admittance that causing two accidents and hitting a guy on a motorcycle was Karma biting her in the ass.

Not only that, she also changed her profile picture to her mugshot.

But the best of all was the fact that as soon as she got out of jail one of the first things she did was post her drink of choice.

Fireball – the nectar of the raging alcoholic DCF Mom.

Big Red LOVES Fireball. She finds it in between sofa cushions and under her bed like normal people find quarters.

Often with ratchets you hear that they USED to be ratchet, but they’ve changed now and they’re not going back to their old ways. Not Fireball Felicia though.

The old ways for her will always be the current ways.

She’s not gonna waste your time telling you that she’s trying to improve her life or anything like that, because she knows you’re not dumb enough to believe it. She’s just trying to survive the day.

She knows there’s only one thing left she’s useful for.

Posting pictures of what probably isn’t even her body on Facebook so she can get the thirstiest dudes to punch the clown to as they get in line to see who can feed her some Fireball with a side of skin flute the fastest.


Two minutes later and Kenny Cabral was gonna give her the raw dog express on Facebook Live.

Of course you do Kenny. Of course you do.

A quick collection of all the suitors Fireball Felicia has to choose from.

She has her choice of anyone from this parade of losing Keno tickets, but in reality she’d proudly let them all have a turn, as long as they bring Fireball.

She’s ready for it.



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36 Comment(s)
  • Lipstickhippie
    November 26, 2020 at 10:16 pm

    she keeps talking about her piece of shit G5 like it’s a BMW or something. It kinda reminds me of how proud the fall river guttermuppet was when she bought her rusted out Subaru. Lmaooooo

  • Jackie
    November 25, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    whyd you blur out her tits, how much do you think she charges for a hummer

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    November 25, 2020 at 10:17 am

    I bet her shits are 80% blood

  • Bam
    November 25, 2020 at 6:40 am

    The only fireball she needs is a good old fashion spanking on that drunkin ass!

  • Alcoholic Ginger Skank
    November 24, 2020 at 10:44 pm

    Ginger Skank facebook friends with every man from the homeless shelter, not surprised.

  • Unc is really still riding Bristol's dick
    November 24, 2020 at 10:26 pm

    Here we go again with TB bringing back Bristol. Give it up, she realized it was the other bloggers and not Unc that had the material, don’t be mad. She, like all other girls just use you for their own end. None of them have or will git it up to you, not Bristol, not Genduso, not that other conservative bimbo you had a long time ago. Sad part is that like Kenny, you are trying to get that address so that you can have a pathetic chance at firehole here. You probably would still not get any, except a a ride home.

    • Get over it......
      November 24, 2020 at 10:45 pm

      Bristol legit drinks Fireball during live streams like a ratchamal, so not quite dick riding. Just a fair comparison.

      • Don't give two fireballs about it
        November 24, 2020 at 10:59 pm

        Really don’t. When Bristol left he whined about that to us, then at some point it seems he realized she had dirt on him because they made up and shut up about it, but every once in a while he throws it in there. She learned how to monetize things on her own, and TB let her, taught her, and now can’t do fireball about it.

        • Seriously?
          November 25, 2020 at 12:09 am

          You’re outta your tits. They never “made up”. And if Bristol had any type of dirt on TB she’d been shouting it from the goddamn rooftop a long time ago. And what the fuck is she monetizing beyond The State into giving her an SSI check?

          • I'll bite
            November 25, 2020 at 9:03 am

            You mean more than half the followers and some of the advertisers do not count?
            Well, if they did not make up, Unc too the hint to shut up about it, because for a week he was on PMS about it.
            I am just telling it how I see it. And it gets tiring to keep hearing about Bristol in TBS, its like free advertisement to her.

  • Uncle Peckerhead
    November 24, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    How come she never settled on Jon Lovitz?

    • George Wendt
      November 25, 2020 at 3:41 pm

      Haha! That last pic!

    November 24, 2020 at 8:24 pm

    Those pics look all like the TB fanbase.

  • Donald John Trumpp
    November 24, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    Such a sad disgrace! Should be in jail!

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    November 24, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    Be careful down that way, no doubt she is driving again. One of those cousin-fuckers definitely gave her a car.

  • caveman
    November 24, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    You really can’t beat this. Her fuckin profile pic is her mugshot. This really made my day.

  • Joe Biden*
    November 24, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    She looks like 20 miles of bad road.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      November 24, 2020 at 4:11 pm

      Before or after she drove on it?

  • Truth serum
    November 24, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    I’ve definitely had those nights where, even after sleeping and rising the next morning, I was still feeling the effects of the alcohol.

    That’s what I think this is, drunk and spilling the truth.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    November 24, 2020 at 1:35 pm

    Her fortune cookie say;

    A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head.

  • Peter Dautel
    November 24, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    Pretty sure I’ve seen that pic of her ass posted on south coast skip the games. Location matches too….

    • Hu Fartted
      November 24, 2020 at 5:07 pm

      No, I believe there’s plenty of head.

  • Slick Willy Clinton
    November 24, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    I’d hit it.

    November 24, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    One of the men pictured is on strike, and his sign says he is an “Aerospace Worker”.

    I think I’m driving to Florida next time.

    November 24, 2020 at 12:36 pm

    That’s one nasty bitch!
    5k bet that she pisses fireballs because she has that super strain of gonorrhea.
    Another bet of 5k says she has anal warts from hpv too. Like 97% of the other waahhmen in our soyciety she’s a dirty fucking wahhhmalo.
    Who the fuck gos couch surfing for empty nip bottles in their salvation army couch any way? I’ll tell you who! A pig bitch wahhhmalo who needs more attention than a newborn vag turd. Sadly 97% of wahhmen are like that. They constantly need attention and often times (very often) they will do or say some egregious shit to get it.
    The sad part is there is no shortage of sissy, beta, simp manginas who will give them that negative attention. See the Facebook posts above.
    She is 40 something and single for a reason fellas and it’s not because shes a good wahhhman. Its because shes a nasty used up pig bitch. She has not only been to the brockton fair and back. shes been too all of the fairs! If you try to undergo the dick stacking test on her shes had at least 600 miles of (moreeee cawkkkk) it.

    Gentlemen as always, remember, you’re the prize, it’s your time and money. Do not help these wahhhman or give them any attention! They are nothing more than dum cumbster wahhhmaalos.

    • Yo, 'MGT' (or whateva)...
      November 24, 2020 at 2:59 pm

      …Damn, yo, what did your moms do to you, dawg…nah, nah, never mind dat shit…im pretty sho I don’t even wanna know, man….daaaamn, yooooo….y’alls a woman-hatin’ muthafucka, I know dat much…. daaaaaamn….

      • Monica Canna-Getta-Grant
        November 24, 2020 at 10:53 pm

        He mad cuz he like gummy bjs from his sis. He hide her teeth in the freezah but she found ’em.

    • MJ
      December 2, 2020 at 1:49 pm

      Shut the fuck up MGTOW. You hate women because they won’t fuck your crazy micro penis having ass. Get the fuck outta here, no one wants to read your daily demonic rants

  • "I'm Sorry...I'm Really, Really Sorry."
    November 24, 2020 at 12:28 pm

    The Guy Who Invented
    The Cellphone

    • Guinea Geisha
      November 24, 2020 at 9:30 pm

      Let’s all stare into the nightmare rectangle and watch the world implode in real time. Thanks cellphone man.

  • Nice bum...
    November 24, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    …where ya frum?

  • Boston Irish
    Hunter Biden
    November 24, 2020 at 12:21 pm

    I did call her PO, advised her she should hold this skank without bail pending a dangerousness hearing

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    November 24, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    Would. Heading to packie right now, then it’s on to New Bedford!

  • Please confirm:
    November 24, 2020 at 11:48 am

    Is she still available?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Green Horn
    November 24, 2020 at 11:38 am

    New Beige more better then Fall Rive.

  • 3-1 Odds
    November 24, 2020 at 11:20 am

    Very strong candidate for Ratchet of the year 2020.

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