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Hoodrat Heroes

Metoothelah Follows Man Back To Uxbridge Home While Shitfaced, Rear Ends Truck In His Driveway, Tries To Tackle Him And Take His Phone Unsuccessfully 

Uncle Turtleboy / May 31, 2021

  An Uxbridge man had an interesting encounter with a tooth deficient Newport skag yesterday after she followed him home,…

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Fireball Felicia Proudly Brags About How She Crashed Twice While Drunk Driving In Fall River, Posts Fireball And Ass Pics For Thirsty Menfolk After Getting Bailed Out

Uncle Turtleboy / November 24, 2020

  Fall River Reporter: A New Bedford woman was arrested Sunday after multiple crashes within minutes. According to Detective Robert Rebello,…

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The Twisted Teabagger Says She’s Not Gonna Stop Drinking And The 2 DUI’s in 24 Hours She Got Weren’t Her Fault Because She Didn’t Intend On Drinking And Driving 

Uncle Turtleboy / July 3, 2020

Earlier in the week I blogged about Amy Peterson, the Putnam skag who got 2 DUI’s in 24 hours, after driving…

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Connecticut State Trooper Arrested By Coworker For Sleeping In His Car While Drunk Instead Of Driving, Ratchets He’s Arrested Come Out In Full Force

Uncle Turtleboy / January 19, 2018

Have a tip for a story? Email us at turtleboysports@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter by clicking here.  Follow us on…

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All-Star Criminals

Fudgehole Who Drove Drunk, Split A Woman’s Car In Half In Rutland Posted On Facebook That He Was So Drunk He Tried Starting His Car With A Fidget Spinner

Uncle Turtleboy / August 28, 2017

Fudgehole Who Drove Drunk, Split A Woman’s Car In Half In Rutland Posted On Facebook That He Was So Drunk…

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All-Star Criminals

Drunken Cape Ginger, Who Ripped Off Her Shirt And Grabbed A Knife To Attack Motorist With Her Yabos Flying Free, Has History Of Even More Bizarre Arrests Than This One

Uncle Turtleboy / July 25, 2017

Drunken Cape Ginger, Who Ripped Off Her Shirt And Grabbed A Knife To Attack Motorist With Her Yabos Flying Free,…

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Woburn Fuckknuckle Plays Ping Pong With His Acura Tearing Down Multiple Utility Poles in Drunk Driving Douchecapades Through Stoneham

Uncle Turtleboy / March 27, 2017

‘It Was Described As A War Zone,’ Prosecutor Says I think what the Prosecutor meant to say was, “It looked…

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Duckfaced Webster/Thompson Junior Smokeshows Arrested For Driving Drunk Over 100 MPH Into Oxford, Caught Hiding Under Tarp

Uncle Turtleboy / December 21, 2016

Duckfaced Webster/Thompson Junior Smokeshows Arrested For Driving Drunk Over 100 MPH Into Oxford, Caught Hiding Under Tarp Want to advertise…

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