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Fudgehole Who Drove Drunk, Split A Woman’s Car In Half In Rutland Posted On Facebook That He Was So Drunk He Tried Starting His Car With A Fidget Spinner

Fudgehole Who Drove Drunk, Split A Woman’s Car In Half In Rutland Posted On Facebook That He Was So Drunk He Tried Starting His Car With A Fidget Spinner

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Here’s a horrific car accident that somehow ended up in zero fatalities in Rutland:


Insane that a car can literally split in half like that and you can just walk away from it.

Check out what this winner posted on Facebook two days beforehand:

Yup, drunk driving is funny. Especially when you’re so inebriated that you drive down Rt 122 at a high rate of speed and smash into a mother whose trying to get home to her family. Angelo Ramsey is a real winner too. He hangs out with the flat brimmed Chicago Bulls mafia:

He’s a deep thinker

He’s mastered the art of the bathroom selfie

And he once saved France from ISIS and Al-Qaeda

He doesn’t like violence, he just encourages it

Drugs are cool

He enjoys making “bad decisions and fast turning”:

And people can’t keep up with his need for speed and often puke in his vehicle because they aren’t on the “same level” with him:

He’ll used to court too. After all, he’s got his favorite bench, courtroom, and judge at this point:

But don’t worry, he totally learned his lesson this time. Just like he did last month when he vowed there would be “no more drinking for Angelo,” because he might have to be continuously monitored with SCRAM tests:

Good thing he’s out on the roads drinking and driving. He’s obviously remorseful and I’m sure he’ll change his ways after he gets away with this one too.

The free my boi patrol was out in force in the comments section:

Love the “innocent until proven guilty” comments. Hey Dannielle, ya know how we know he’s guilty? Exhibit A:

And Exhibit B:


Then there’s the, “he’s my cousin” defense:

Because if you’re someone’s cousin, you are incapable of being an asshole, and are immune from judgement and public criticism.

Another good one is the, “you can’t say mean things about him, even though he almost killed a woman, because his grandmother is on Facebook”:

Hey, here’s an idea – if you don’t want Grandma to find out what an fudgehole you are, don’t crash into other people drunk while speeding.

This was followed by the “we’ve all been there” before excuse:

And yes, I’ve had some beers and driven a car before. Was I over the limit? Possibly. But there’s a difference between the guy who goes out to dinner and has a couple beers with his meal, and the chudstuffer who brags on Facebook about being so drunk that he tried to start his car with a fidget spinner, recently was in court for something else alcohol related, and proudly speed while heavily under the influence.

And finally there was so much of the, “we all make mistakes, so stop hurting muh feels” people:

Oh, you know the kid personally Celeste? Then how come you didn’t tell him to stay off the road if he’s such a lush? Sure, he nearly killed a woman because of the reckless “mistake” he made. But heaven forbid someone call him a mean word on the Internet. We can’t be having his feelings hurt once he sees these terrible words on his iPhone!

It’s insane that people call this a “mistake” too. A mistake is when they put lettuce on your buffalo chicken grinder when you SPECIFICALLY SAID NO LETTUCE!! Making a choice to get shitcocked, knowing full well you DON’T HAVE A RIDE HOME, isn’t a mistake. It’s a selfish choice you made. I mean, just look at this comment:

It’s not his fault because he was drunk. That’s the defense here. He didn’t intentionally get in that car and try to kill someone. The alcohol made him do it. He made the “mistake” of getting so plastered he split a car in half.

Well guess what ChasLynne? Mistakes get people killed. When I see shit like this all I can think about is the Brodeur family from Charlton. On November 1, 1997, Lisa Brodeur, her husband Michael, and their three children, 10 year old Kyle, five year old Kimberly, and three year old Katie, were on their way home from the Auburn Mall after Christmas shopping. A drunken boob named Keith Doucette crossed the double yellow lines on Route 20 while he was speeding, and smashed into the Brodeurs. Michael Brodeur was killed, the girls were seriously injured, and Kyle was paralyzed for the rest of his life. Keith Doucette served four years in prison before being let out on 10 years probation. He violated that probations shortly afterwards by getting pulled over while speeding on the wrong side of the road and under the influence of cocaine. Obviously he learned nothing.

Mrs. Brodeur has gone on to share her experiences by writing a book called, “A Mother’s Journey.” She also speaks in schools and prisons with convicts who have hurt people while driving drunk.

Here they are with great all-around guy Tony Salerno, promoting the book:

Kyle’s sisters LOVE their older brother, and I’m sure they’re forever haunted by what what a drunk driver did to their family. How can you not be? Kyle Brodeur was denied the chance to live a normal life. He can’t do anything for himself. His two younger sisters should’ve had an older brother to look out for and protect them. Instead it was the other way around. On Katie’s wedding day she wanted to include her dad in the father-daughter dance, so she danced with all of the important men in her life. The first man up was her brother Kyle, who also walked her down the aisle. The music playing in the background is her father singing in a homemade video the day of the crash, while he was dancing with Katie. Warning – this might make you cry:

Getting plastered and driving isn’t some harmless thing. This is what it does to families. Angelo Ramsey could’ve easily been Keith Doucette. He just got lucky that he didn’t kill anyone. He got a second chance at life, as did the woman in the other car. Hope a Turtleboy shaming is what he needs to finally get his shit together and stop being a waste of space dooshnozzle.


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26 Comment(s)
  • BigDog32
    August 21, 2018 at 5:36 pm

    He’s out of jail now. Hope you’re ready for a new article soon @turtleboy the kid hasn’t learned a thing

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  • Bertha Von Nation
    August 30, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    Mr. Von Nation and I were actually on this road on Thursday night. We have 6 kids…

  • FLeeBailey
    August 29, 2017 at 9:59 pm

    He will probably hire the “All around good guy” to get him off of this OUI!

  • Publius
    August 29, 2017 at 7:45 pm

    Angelo is a piece of shit. His own words prove it. Hope his posts follow him for next 40 years because the oui will.

  • Friendly PSA
    August 29, 2017 at 4:09 pm

    I know it’s a moot point, but he split HIS OWN car in half. Anyway it’s going to take something perhaps more personal before a lesson is learned here. Great example for his younger siblings!

  • Sonny's Mom
    August 29, 2017 at 1:15 pm

    Would all these loyal cousins– who can’t be bothered to get off the couch and stage a family intervention– rather see Little Angelo called a “piece of garbage”… or a “resident of Cedar Junction”?

  • Sally Bermingham
    August 29, 2017 at 12:12 pm

    I HATE drunk drivers. Thankfully I’ve never been effected by them, To me it’s the most selfish acts a person could ever do, and there’s no reason good enough to drink and drive.

  • The Rant Queen
    August 29, 2017 at 11:36 am

    My dad was killed by a drunk driver. Never got to know him, since I was 4, and have to go by stories that other family members tell me about him. No videos, few blurry pictures. His ex wife got all of his belongings, so I have nothing of his but his genes.

    My mom’s boyfriend drives drunk on a daily basis and miraculously hasn’t hit anyone- knock on wood. I’d much rather he drive into a fucking tree or off a bridge. Once or twice, he’d barely make it home and turn the truck off, before passing out in the driver’s seat. It’s terrifying. And people make excuses for this shit. People think it’s “not that bad”. I wonder if they’re STUPID enough to defend this fuckhead if he had killed that woman? Taken a mother away from her children? Would it still be the alcohol’s fault? Or the motherfucker who knowingly drank that alcohol, knowing he had to drive later? The fucktard who brought that drink to his mouth, and willingly swallowed it, enough times to confuse a toy with his keys, and still thought driving a vehicle would be a good idea? Anyone who defends this moron, waste of space, is just as much a waste of space. Fuck your precious grandma, let her see what a piece of SHIT her grandson is.

    • moretolife
      August 29, 2017 at 2:11 pm

      “I wonder if they’re STUPID enough to defend this fuckhead if he had killed that woman? ”

      They are that stupid. It is pathetic how many times one of them said, “Who hasn’t done this before?” I mean, really…their lives are so messed up that they think this (habitually driving drunk) is normal and excusable?

      People – put down the bottle and pick up a Bible – there is more to this life and eternity.

    • True Reality Speaks
      What About You
      August 29, 2017 at 7:55 pm

      What should we do to the people that watch these people get drunk and drive and do nothing about it?

    • Jack Mehoff
      August 29, 2017 at 10:05 pm

      My brother was killed in a car crash almost 50 years ago. He was a passenger, the driver was drunk and survived. Cock sucking worthless asshole.

      The hurt from tragedies like this never goes away. The enablers of these pieces of shit are just as guilty and should be put in jail too. The vast majority of our population are responsible people who know when to drink and when to drive. The two are incompatible. I hope God strikes him with cancer.

  • Aa
    August 29, 2017 at 11:14 am

    Correct me if im wrong but didn’t Salerno kill a kid while driving his boat drunk on lake quinsig?

  • LocalYokel
    August 29, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Pinned pupils in every pic, a sure sign of ‘disease’. Time to start a war somewhere so we can send this type of human trash to the front lines. No other solution.

  • bigdaddy
    August 29, 2017 at 8:38 am

    and of course this turd is wearing the obligatory flat brimmed bulls cap just to let every one know what a POS he is

  • Brian
    August 29, 2017 at 8:27 am

    Thank God her family was not in the car. Anyone in the back seat of this car was dead in a horrific way. This piece of garbage should get 20 years in prison but he won’t because this state sucks. Really curious to see what they do with him. I am not sure if allowed in court but that previous Facebook post should be to prove that this loser did not care

  • Topturtlefan
    August 29, 2017 at 8:21 am

    The book should be required reading in order to graduate high school. Some of life’s most important lessons aren’t ‘taught’ or ‘learned’ in classroom.ijs., this is a no brainer.

  • They call me Ponch
    August 29, 2017 at 6:58 am

    Didn’t hear about this “accident”.

    Thanks TBS

  • Loser Should Lose His License Forever
    August 29, 2017 at 4:30 am

    I was almost killed by a drunken driver once…I HATE them and they should
    not be allowed to drive for a long time. Too bad he didn’t get hurt.

  • Wwy
    August 29, 2017 at 12:46 am

    No one gives a shit about the lushes in America I’m looking at Texas and only feel bad for Iraqis never follow the kikes. This is what happens

    • bigdaddy
      Wwt gaping anus
      August 29, 2017 at 9:10 am

      Where you born a fucking asshole or do you work at it ?

      • Strata
        August 29, 2017 at 11:47 am

        No. He’s just pathetically seeking attention. Never amounted to anything in life

      • Sally Bermingham
        August 29, 2017 at 12:19 pm

        IMHO he’s a natural born asshole. He the type asshole, where he thinks what ever he says or what ever he does he thinks he’s cool

    • Wwy molests children
      August 29, 2017 at 10:58 am

      I hope you get hit by a drunk driver and you don’t die. I hope you suffer a lifetime of agony and when you’re 75, you get hit by another drunk driver. I hope the second time you walk away (or wheel away) from the accident only to get bit by a rabid raccoon and you die 3 weeks later from the infection and disease you caught. I bet you were once the editor of Worcester Magazine, weren’t ya? Douchebag

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