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Blow J Simpson Stabs Meatball Moses Gets 4 Times In New Bedford, Walks Away Like Nothing Happened

 

Here’s a fun video to start your day out of New Bedford, featuring two crackheads fighting and then stabbing a plus pized pinata in broad daylight. (Watch the original video here on New Bedford Live)

Who wore it better?

The fight starts out in typical New Bedford fashion, with two crackheads picking a fight with Meatball Moses and having no intention whatsoever of letting them fight one on one.

And of course only in New Bedford does the responsible person not involved in the fight show up in flesh colored leggings.

This definitely wasn’t the first time that Meatball Moses has been jumped by a pair of 80 pound crack muppets, and she was holding her own pretty well.

Crackpipe Patty tried getting her in the headlock, but she simply didn’t have the strength to take her down.

 

After realizing that gravity was not their friend Blow J Simpson pulled the switch blade out of her cooch, ran up to on prey and stabbed her 4 times.

But it takes more than a few pokes to take down Meatball Moses.

Blow J Simpson stood there in disbelief when she realized that 4 stabs wasn’t enough to make Meatball Moses even acknowledge that she had in fact been stabbed, so she put her switchblade away and got the hell out of there.

Meanwhile Crack Pipe Patty hadn’t given up and was still trying to subdue her prey.

But Meatball Moses, who of course wasn’t wearing any shoes, stared her down and let her know that there would be consequences if this continued.

But all Crackpipe Patty wanted was her bag of crack, which she picked up and left with as soon as Meatball Moses had walked away.

There’s a 99% chance no one called the cops and no one went to the hospital. Meatball Moses just went home, threw a bag of frozen peas on her stab wounds, and carried on with her day like nothing happened. Because, this is New Bedford.

 

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9 Comment(s)
  • whatevuh
    June 10, 2021 at 4:55 pm

    and they wonder why we all hate them?

  • Krispen Wah
    June 10, 2021 at 2:19 pm

    Modern woman.

    All the unbridled hormone induced anger and lack of critical thinking, met with the cellphone generations’ inability to even stab someone properly.

    I’m sure that we are paying for at least 4/4 of the reprobates seen in this film re-enacting Moby Dick.

    Also, there should be laws against flesh colored leggings worn by those that weigh themselves at truck stops.

  • Boston Irish
    June 10, 2021 at 12:48 pm

    Where’s the blood on this pig?

  • Ben Dover
    June 10, 2021 at 12:42 pm

    To think… we did this to ourselves. Thanks Boomers!

    • Jimmy Jones
      June 14, 2021 at 9:20 pm

      This is not the Boomers fault this is caused by WELFARE monies stolen the us idiots that go to work every day and our government steals yes steals the money we work for out of are paychecks every week to give to these hogs that keep their legs open and fuck any cock that will stick it in them. These nasty pigs pop kids out like McDonald’s make french fries. So don’t blame the Boomers.

  • C C
    June 10, 2021 at 12:39 pm

    Modern women have been ruined by lies.

  • judge dwed
    June 10, 2021 at 12:37 pm

    these are the uncivilized pigs that Biden and “heels up” Harris want to flood the country with

  • The Spic Tormentor
    June 10, 2021 at 12:35 pm

    I recommend watching that video with the audio off

  • Ski bum
    June 10, 2021 at 10:55 am

    And I bet they all have kids. Sad.

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