Blow J Simpson Stabs Meatball Moses Gets 4 Times In New Bedford, Walks Away Like Nothing Happened
Here’s a fun video to start your day out of New Bedford, featuring two crackheads fighting and then stabbing…
Unemployed Degenerate City Council Kleptomaniac Candidate Carlos Felix Goes Full Ratchet On Fellow Scumbag City Councilor Brian Gomes At Candidates Forum
Two years ago SSTG did this great two part blog on Carlos Felix – the unemployed degenerate who runs…
Masshealth Mongrels Celebrite New Bedford Pride Week By Kicking The Shit Out Of Each Other After Uncircumcised Pork Dumpling Throws Object At Puerto Rican Nathan Phillips’ Face
This is what the Pride parade looks like in New Bedford: And that right there is why New Bedford…
New Bedford Fupapotamus Abandons Moving Vehicle In Discount Liquor Store Parking Lot To Smash Rival Slugpump In The Head With Bottle Of Henny
New Bedford Live is one of my favorite pages on the Internet. It’s basically one man archiving a collection…
New Bedford Stuffed Clam Very Concerned That New Bedford Live “Misgendered” Felon Wanted For Killing 68 Year Old Woman In Hit And Run
A couple days ago a 68 year old woman and her son were driving through New Bedford when a…
Heffalump Hemorrhoid Leaves Her Baby In Unlocked Car With & Year Old Homegrown Babysitter So She Can Shop In Peace And Wisely Defends Herself In The Comments Section Of New Bedford Live
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Self Appointed New Bedford Vigilante Carlos Felix Basically Saves Some Hoodrat’s Life After Being American History X’d While Junkbox Steals His Wallet
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Notorious New Bedford Transwhatever Prostitute Aaron Ball Interrupts Important Weather Update On New Bedford Live Before Exposing Himself In Taco Bell
Notorious New Bedford Transwhatever Prostitute Aaron Ball Interrupts Important Weather Update On New Bedford Live Before Exposing Himself In Taco…
Fairhaven Mom And Dad Go “Free My Boy” For Assblaster Son And Dicknado Butt Buddy By Blaming Armed Robbery Spree On His “Disease”
Fairhaven Mom And Dad Go “Free My Boy” For Assblaster Son And Dicknado Butt Buddy By Blaming Armed Robbery Spree…
Camera Phone Queefweed – Part Two: Screams “Do You Know Who I Am” In Cop’s Face And Crossing Police Tape At Homicide To “Piss Off” Detectives Lands Carlos On Our Shit List
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Meet Carlos Felix, The Camera Phone Queefweed Behind New Bedford Live, Who Landed Himself On The Turtleboy Shit List – Part One
We enounter some crazy people in this business but this one is right up there with Kevin Lynch. Want to…
Knob Schlob Knockdown: Jealous Ratchet Attacks The Junkie Hooker Who Gave Her Rotund Boyfriend A Blowie For Drug Funds
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