• Camera Phone Queefweed – Part Two: Screams “Do You Know Who I Am” In Cop’s Face And Crossing Police Tape At Homicide To “Piss Off” Detectives Lands Carlos On Our Shit List



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    Ah, so you’ve decided to continue. Welcome back. 

    If you’re just joining us, and wondering what the hell is going on, CLICK HERE for part one as you missed it’s premier yesterday:

    Last we saw, Carlos he had just lost the primary to be on the ticket for City Council. He was clearly surprised by the dismal outcome.

    So suprised, in fact, he flipped out and demanded a recount.  As that was happening he got in to a profanity-filled screaming match with Richie Gomes, the brother of Brian Gomes, a Councilor-at-Large, inside the election office. Carlos claimed that Richie was mocking him.

    Carlos caused such a scene that he had to be escorted out of City Hall. All of this is totally normal for a political hopeful. #endsarcasm

    That’s where things get even more interesting.

    Somewhere, between the election office and the front steps of City Hall, possibly in a parallel universe where he is ruler, Carlos says Richie punched him in the face.

    We all know this didn’t happen. Not a single person saw it. Carlos claims he has video footage of his assault but has yet to release it. Hes one of those guys who, if he actually had it, would have shoved it down the throat of anyone with access to Facebook. Especially since he’s been fighting his naysayers. Going as far as threatening page admins unless they remove posts about him.

     

     

    Oh, we’re aware Kelsey darling. Very aware.

    Oh, it gets better.

    After being thrown out on his ass, Carlos decides he’s going to go nose-to-nose with a member of the New Bedford PD on the steps of City Hall.

    Here, watch it for yourself. A video caught him berating the cop outside. I can’t even begin to do it justice.

    When I saw this my blood began to boil. How this police officer managed to show restraint is beyond me. The mother in me wanted to beat the bag out of Carlos for being such a fucking baby.

    He’s got the impression that if you get louder people will fall at your feet. Not the case buddy. You just look like an entitled twat who can’t show self-control. He SCREAMS Narcissistic Personality.

    My favorite part when he barked “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

    Why yes, as a matter of fact, I do.

    I’m going to volunteer to answer that for him. I hope he’ll forgive my set of she-balls, as he does love to put women in their place, and allow me to give him some harsh truths, because this is what everyone, not just me, thinks he is:

    • You’re the guy who spends his days harrasing police officers at crime scenes, other volatile emergencies, and filming bums getting blow jobs, all in the name of saving the city. That doesn’t make you an advocate. That makes you a predator. You think you’re going to clean up the streets of New Bedford by hindering investigations and filming hookers fight? You’re exploiting them. Like I said earlier, at least I’m honest about the reason I do what I do. I’m a crass asshole but at least I’m self-aware. You want to save New Bedford? Find a way to create jobs.
    • You’re the guy who can’t seem to get out of his own way while blaming others for your poor decisions and failings.
    • You’re the guy who steals all his write ups from other news sources without linking or citing them.
    • You’re the guy who thinks the laws and the Democratic process don’t apply to you.
    • You’re the guy with some really weird false sense of entitlement. I really hate to break it to you but are a parasite and make the lives of others, namely first responders, miserable. At least we support the cops and stand up for the little guy.
    •  You’re also the guy who thinks that police tape at a homicide means “Hi, I’m Carlos and I’m so self-important, that when I get angry at a crime scene I have no business being at, I can cross the yellow tape to scream at some drug dealers and authorities because it’s not like the cops are trying to solve a homicide or anything. Who cares if you’re hindering investigations and tarnishing a crime scene? Who cares if evidence is thrown out and the family of  murder victim doesn’t get justice.

    Oh man, did I forget to tell you about that last part? Sorry fam.

    Bassssssically, the day after his psycho hosebeast meltdown at City Hall, Carlos was back at his New Bedford Live gig. He, and his unmuted iPhone, showed up, uninvited, to the scene of a homicide. He did what he does best – acting like he’s someone who is untouchable and fucking with people who are actually making a difference at work.

    There are two videos here. Both are unbelievablely crazy. The first one is Carlos screaming at the cops as they try to work a fatal stabbing.

    He bellows at the Chief about living in Dartmouth and only showing up at homicide scenes.  Uh. The guy is the face of the department. He has people to do the other stuff. You think the chief of police in Baltimore shows up at every single homicide scene? They’re at 278 murders as of yesterday. New Bedford has had eight.

    In the video Carlos claims he is the “best news source in New Bedford” while muttering “walk and talk” like it’s some kind of psychosis-induced mantra.

    The second video starts off with Carlos saying “Let’s see how pissed off I can get them,” referring to the police, before he crosses the yellow tape in to the homicide scene.

    From what I can make of it he starts barking at some drug dealers on a porch and then turns his focus on the police. He is scream-whining, to the police, the same ones he wanted to piss off, about being threatened by the drug dealers, evvvvven though he just antagonized them. He battles with the cops as they kick him off scene and is threatened with arrest. Of course, all of this is super hard to hear as his phone won’t stop ringing as he films. Normally, it wouldn’t be a big deal, but since he’s a “professional” and all, he’s using his phone to record. Let’s face it. He’s never even taken a video class let alone one in ethics.

    Carlos ended up deleting this video from his page, but unfortunately for him, someone grabbed it and sent it to me before he could.

    That video is the real reason he’s being featured here.

    When the first part of the blog hit yesterday he messaged us,  as I expected he would, and lied to me. He didn’t think I had seen, let alone aquired, the video of his flip out at the homicide. He lies to me and then takes credit for others making changes during the opioid epidemic. Impressive. Tell me, do you think he credits his coverage of mangled bodies in car accidents, as he has no sympathy for families who have yet to been notified before blasting their gruesome demise all over Facebook, the reason the for click it or ticket? 

    Now, I’m not one for dogging the cops, as we are mostly a pro-cop blog, but can someone please explain to me how no one has arrested this bafoon yet? Is it even possible to get a restraining order on him at fires and crime scenes? He has no journalism credentials. He’s an unemployed mechanic. In fact, most of the narrative from his Facebook posts on New Bedford Live come from plagiarizing the work of professional reporters in the area. They don’t even cite them. You see, because Carlos isn’t a news photographer (cue 90’s ringtone) the officials won’t give him any information. That leaves NBL having to steal it from others while screwing with the actual professionals to try to get his videos.

    My guess is it’s because the cops don’t want to listen to him while he is waiting to get bailed out. The more they let him get away with – the further he is going to go. They need to nip him in the bud and quick before a criminal walks away free because he tampered with a scene. Don’t worry Po-Po pals. I got your back when you lock his ass up. If you tie him up with court dates he can’t follow you around!

    Now, I know you guys are kind of sad thinking we won’t be using New Bedford Live’s trashy videos anymore. They were so much fun regardless of the source! However, seeing that New Bedford Live thinks it’s fine to steal the work of other writers and call it his own – I’m going to take a page out of his book.

    I’m going to still use his videos. I’m just not going to link him or acknowledge where they come from.

    I am positive of one thing though. This saga isn’t over. Carlos is going to hate that a woman has collected nearly everything dumb he’s ever done, organized it, and used it to hand him his ass publicly. I don’t want his excuses. I don’t want his lies. I want him to tell the family of that murder victim why he felt the need to jeopardize their justice. The one thing they will eventually need for closure. Their last thing to hold on to.

    Don’t they know who he is?

    One thing is for sure – I don’t bow to fucking anyone. It doesn’t matter how much their entitled adventures in voyeurism may please my readers or line my pockets.

    Don’t be an asshole and you won’t end up on Turtleboy.  It’s as easy as that.

    South Shore Turtlegirl

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    Discussion

    1. SJWHater101


      Overhyped and undewhelming piece here SSTG. Much like a lot of TBS blogs lately.

    2. Carlos has his period


      Love you SSTG! We’ll always have foodstampopotamus

    3. Turtle fan


      This was absolute gold. I argued with him over filming accident scenes awhile back, and his only response was “It’s News”. He has no real empathy or sympathy for “these people”. You hit the nail on the head with his unbelievable sense of entitlement. I feel like this may not be the end of his saga on turtleboy, we may see a part 3 or even a part 4 later, because as long as he’s still out there he provides an endless source of examples of why he is such a terrible person

    4. Leonardo


      He should be arrested for that ring tone alone. Disturbing the peace.

    5. Twat Tickler


      This is an awesome article. I love SSTG stories. Sink your teeth into these degenerates and don’t let go. They deserve it. Documented everything, even as he’s tried to cover his tracks, this has pretty much fortified he’ll never hold public office, which he never should.

      The only minor gripe i have, you said he’d be pissed a woman would expose him for his shenanigans. These were loaded articles with alot of info and i think i combed over them pretty well, but unless i missed something, as much as a douchenozzle as he is, i don’t see where it could be interpreted he could be a sexist, so I’m not really sure why the gender card is subtly thrown in there?

      Thank you for exposing trash like this, they deserve it!

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