Fairhaven Mom And Dad Go “Free My Boy” For Assblaster Son And Dicknado Butt Buddy By Blaming Armed Robbery Spree On His “Disease”
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Here’s a couple of junkmales out of Fairhaven who’ve been going around robbing stores in the South Coast in order to make sure their “disease” is never cured:
Good God. It’s like they took a bag of assholes, put them up in my attic during the summer time, and a family of mice had babies on them. Have mercy.
Gotta love how whenever you see a chudstuffer like Ryan Stojack rocking the hat of champions everyone immediately starts flashing the turtle symbol up at the night sky:
Oh yea, Ryan Stojack is a real winner. He’s got a different flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat for every day of the week:
And he’s always wearing the headware of champions while deep in thought and reading one of his homey’s letters from prison:
In the winter he even rocks the Chicago Bulls pom pom hots
Sometimes he switches it up and reps another Chicago team:
Not the baseball from the good part of Chicago. The baseball team from where everyone gets shot. Because sometimes you just gotta keep it 100 in the mean streets of Fairhaven.
Prior to the Bulls becoming the official sportball team of the GED Express, it used to be the Yankees
And before that it was the Lakers
If it ever becomes the Patriots, we riot.
Ryan appears to be part of the #ATM gang:
Which means they stand outside of the ATM and threaten to inject you with an AIDS filled needle if you don’t hand over your money.
He seems to go to jail a lot, but luckily his sperm sponge holds it down for him on the Facebook machine….
Ryan’s partner in crime Tommy is a real winner too. This is how he chooses to represent himself on Facebook:
Here he is with his old man Tom:
Who obviously is a FUBU connoisseur
Now, when your kid gets publicly shamed like this, it’s always best to stay far, far away from Facebook. Whatever you do, do not go onto a page where your son’s arrest report was just posted and attempt to justify his actions. It’s got an extremely low success rate when it comes to changing hearts and minds.
Nevertheless both Mom and Dad gave it a shot, and it was the dumpster fire we all knew it would be….
“My son has a disease.”
I didn’t even need to read anything more after that. I already understand what the root cause of the problem here is.
“You need to mine your own business we dont enable him he has his own mine so keep out of it.”
A beautiful mine is a terrible thing to waste. Especially during submarine warfare. But yea, definitely no enabling going on here. It’s not like Mom’s immediate reaction was to blame her 29 year old son’s robbery spree on a “disease” that’s out of his control or anything like that. STFU you stupid fucks!!
There was so much more amazingness too…..
Yea, you fucks wouldn’t be running your lips if you were in front of this bad mamma jamma right here:
Dude is a model for fitness. He will fuck your shit up!!
And anyone who has a problem with him can get fucked by a dildo. Not just any dildo though. A black dildo!!
No lube either!
Naturally his son dindu nuffin:
Yea, driving the car on multiple robberies doesn’t count as actually robbing someone. The assault and battery, witness intimidation, and armed robbery charges are extremely misleading. Just blame it all on the guy with the Bulls hat.
Daddy’s hoping for a lenient sentence:
It’s almost as if junior grew up getting away with shit his whole life and now it’s catching up to him.
Y’all need to know the FAX!!!
And anyone who thinks he shouldn’t post on Facebook under his spawn’s arrest report can fuck a smelly skank!
Sorry Tom, your son doesn’t have a disease. He’s just a piece of shit with no regard for other human beings and he doesn’t mind pointing guns at them to take their money out of their hands so he can get his next fix. That’s not a disease. That’s just him being an asshole and you enabling him.