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Cardi Wannabe Black Calls Out Black People Who Are Big Mad That She Pretends To Be Black In Tik Tok Rap Videos, Swears She’s The Hardest Portuguese Bitch Out In The Mean Streets Of Fairhaven

Uncle Turtleboy / April 30, 2021

  This is Katie Pimental from the mean streets of Fairhaven. She grew up well off in the New Bedford suburb…

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All-Star Criminals

Does Anyone Know Who The McDouchebag Is Who Stole An Elderly Woman’s Wallet And Used Her Card At A Plymouth McDonald’s?

Uncle Turtleboy / January 7, 2020

The Fairhaven Police are looking to identify this human douchenozzle who stole an elderly lady’s wallet from her shopping cart…

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All-Star Criminals

Fairhaven Police Looking To ID BabyGravy Guzzler Seen Boosting Merchandise From Marshalls Store

Uncle Turtleboy / May 30, 2019

From the Fairhaven PD:   Just being able to identify if she’s 21 or 55 would be great for starters,…

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All-Star Criminals

Fairhaven Fallopian Fiend “CNA” Arrested For Posting Granny Noodz Of Patients To Snapchat

Uncle Turtleboy / December 21, 2018

Fairhaven Fallopian Fiend “CNA” Arrested For Posting Granny Noodz Of Patients To Snapchat Follow and Subscribe to Turtleboy podcasts on…

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Nudniks

Fairhaven Firefighter Says He’s Not Taking Murdering Former Partner Off Website And Business Because “No One Knows What Happened”

Uncle Turtleboy / November 29, 2018

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Fairhaven Douche Donkey Firefighter Won’t Change Name Of His Store Mike And Wayne’s Even Though Mike Murdered His Wife In 1989, They Sell Stuff To Cops, And Her Family Has Been Pleading With Him To Do So

Uncle Turtleboy / November 29, 2018

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Nudniks

Fairhaven Fluffergumby Writes Apology Email For Racist Post About Interracial Lovers And Bringing Back Slavery That Somehow Manages To Make It Even Worse

Uncle Turtleboy / August 30, 2018

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Fairhaven Fluffergumby Musician Is Totally Not Racist Despite Anger Over Lincoln Freeing The Slaves And Interracial Relationships

Uncle Turtleboy / August 28, 2018

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Hoodrat Heroes

New Bedford Fupa Troopa Arrested For Punching Pregnant Chick At Taco Bell Seems To Have Reproduced With Assblasting Vokestache From Previous TBS Blog

Uncle Turtleboy / March 29, 2018

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All-Star Criminals

Fairhaven Mom And Dad Go “Free My Boy” For Assblaster Son And Dicknado Butt Buddy By Blaming Armed Robbery Spree On His “Disease”

Uncle Turtleboy / November 6, 2017

Fairhaven Mom And Dad Go “Free My Boy” For Assblaster Son And Dicknado Butt Buddy By Blaming Armed Robbery Spree…

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Hoodrat Heroes

New Bedford Xanny Goblin Whines To Desk Girl Because Turtleboy Is Causing Her Mental Problems, But After Seeing Pictures Of Her Passed Out On Heroin, We’re Guessing It’s Not Really Our Fault

Uncle Turtleboy / May 3, 2017

Hot mess express – coming through! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information, and check…

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New Bedford Black Market Nintendo Salesman Looking To Buy Food Stamps From Local Ratchets

Uncle Turtleboy / March 9, 2017

New Bedford Black Market Nintendo Salesman Looking To Buy Food Stamps From Local Ratchets Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…

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Bone Ride

Tour de Turtle Bone Ride: Fall River, Westport, Dartmouth, New Bedford, Acushnet, Fairhaven, Mattapoisett, Marion, Rochester

Uncle Turtleboy / October 28, 2016

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Top 20 Most Triggering Microaggression Towns And Cities In Massachusetts

Uncle Turtleboy / April 29, 2016

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