Fairhaven Fluffergumby Musician Is Totally Not Racist Despite Anger Over Lincoln Freeing The Slaves And Interracial Relationships

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This is local Fairhaven musician James M. Gagne:

And he has some strong feelings about white chicks who date black guys, former President Obama, and pool table etiquette…..

It’s true. One thing Obama is famous for is fucking up pool table etiquette. Now everyone thinks they can just play on a table because they’re next in line. Do they not understand that winner goes on??? Savages.

Seriously though, who is dumb enough to post this in 2018? It wasn’t one of those “I was hacked” situations either. He posted it a few years ago based on the timeline of his profile pictures. But then after having a few years to NOT DO THIS AGAIN, he not only doubled down, but explained why it wasn’t racist to repeatedly use the n word while lashing out against race mixing….

Not racist guy: “I AM NOT RACIST.”

Also not racist guy: “Lincoln freed the slaves. Probably worst thing he ever did.”

Well then, that’s an interesting conversation starter. Not really sure where you go from there. Sooo…..wanna play slave auction?

What’s really unfortunate is this….

Oh for fuck’s sake. In fairness, he posted that first racist thing when Obama was President, so you can’t blame this on the Trump factor. People like this have always been racist. My question is, how were they not going viral back then? Why did viral racism shaming only become a thing when Trump became President? I did not vote for Donald Trump, and I won’t bore you with the reasons why. But these people are like the right wing versions of Lena Dunham. Their association with Trump, just like Lena Dunham’s association with Hillary, makes people want to vote the other way.

The most remarkable part about this is he actually seems to have something to lose:

Real jobs and shit. Usually people who post really racist shit like this ran out of fucks to give a long, long time ago. But everyone knows that in 2018 with online mobs always looking to go after the next viral racist, you don’t wanna put your employers out there for the world to see. That’s just racism 101 dude.

Anyway, if James Gagne would like to come on the Live show and maybe talk about how this wasn’t racist, we’d welcome him to do so. Because at Turtleboy Live we believe in ratchet redemption.

30 Comment(s)
  • Patrick Bauer
    November 3, 2019 at 7:34 am

    This racist now has a new Facebook account. What a douchebag

  • Boss lady
    September 1, 2018 at 10:10 am

    I was friends with James on FB but removed him a couple years ago because of his racist rants, it was constant! I grew up across the street from him and my parents are a mixed race couple never once did he say a thing to them about how he felt. He’s just an internet bully who doesn’t have the balls to say any of that to someone’s face!

  • James Gagne
    August 31, 2018 at 12:38 am

    I wrote the above while trying to deal with this whole shitstorm of a week. Now I have some time to write. Look, I have friends of all sorts calling me up asking about this and saying that they know this isn’t me. I don’t believe that Lincoln freeing the slaves was the worst thing ever and was wrong for saying. Look at all the amazing accomplishments that came from him doing so from the black community from inventions to amazing music and more. I am sorry that I called Obama what I called him, but I was not a fan of his presidency and really feel that he set us back quite a bit. We also still don’t know if he was born here or not and there is a good chance he was Muslim, but religion doesn’t matter when it comes to the presidency. I really wish all of my real friends out there would understand that this is all a big misunderstanding and a dumb ass drunk post that never should have gone this far. I hope Bachir can get together with me and put this whole thing to rest soon since it all started with his post. I really would like to just apologize, make peace with everyone and reinforce that these beliefs are not the true me and should have never been said to begin with. I am truly sorry for my actions and hope that those who know me know that I only want peace, love, equality and friendship. These posts are not me. It has been a really bad summer all around and I have been very depressed, lonely, angry and sad at times. I think the sleep deprivation and working so hard had finally got to me and I wasn’t thinking correctly. I am not looking for pity or anything but the opportunity to redeem myself because those who know me know that I am a good person with a good heart and only want happiness for everyone. Once again, I don’t want this to carry on any further so I am saying my last piece and putting it to rest. I have nothing but love for Bachir who originally shared this post as well as all others who I have offended. I am asking for your forgiveness and look forward to making peace together. If that cannot be done, then what good are we as humans and how will we ever progress or evolve? Bachir if you read this, I look forward to hanging out together possibly tonight and I welcome any other friends of mine who I have offended to join me for a peaceful reunion after this whole debocle. I firmly do not believe in the things posted. I also have been working on my drinking, anger and overall spirit. Happiness is a long road sometimes and the Gods have really been testing me this summer. I truly am sorry and hope we can all forgive, forget and move on to work together. There isn’t any place for violence, hatred nor racism in this country. Maybe I have learned from this experience, but understand that I honestly wasn’t thinking clearly, nor with a good heart that so many know I do have amongst all of my friends, black, white, hispanic, chinese, indian, whatever they may be. Sorry once again Bachir for offending you and also to my dear friends like Tammy, Marcus, Marcus, Deann, Geno and many more… this is my last post about all of this. I am sorry I am so busy and didn’t have time to respond, nevermind that I couldn’t respond on Facebook because I was banned.

  • Judge dread
    August 30, 2018 at 3:01 pm

    I’m so glad I didn’t get involved in this. Wtf is up with that 30 page rant?

    August 30, 2018 at 12:34 pm



  • Exodus
    August 29, 2018 at 4:46 pm

    Turtleboy sports will mock minorities that call for people’s jobs or businesses to be destroyed for difference in opinion, and then write an article and directly expose that person’s business because they didn’t like what they said. Sad day when you realize turtle boy is basically a flip flopping political site, with left wing tactics and right wing dog whistles. Never reading again. Too all over the place. TBS blog points out everything wrong with anti white lefty culture and then uses people who overtly react too it as insurance policies on their site. Peace out.

    • Truthful turtle rider
      August 29, 2018 at 9:27 pm

      Turtleboy exists because they call out people from both sides. Doesn’t matter the color, ethnicity or their voting persuasion, if you are a retard or do retarded things that most consider abhorrent then you may find yourself here. I don’t always agree with sstb, i voted trump, she did not but i don’t cast her as an asshole based solely on that. I happen to think she’s one of the best bloggers on this site. What most people don’t understand is that tbs is not a political site, though they do blog in a political fashion some times. Tbs is people driven and popular culture driven. I enjoy it and thousands other do as well. Personally i like the best when a sweet piece of ass is involved because i enjoy tits and slutty faces.

  • James Gagne
    August 29, 2018 at 3:37 pm

    I would like to apologize whole-heartedly to all of the black community and anyone who I have disrespected including my black friends. This post has resurfaced many times now and this time was resurfaced by someone who I consider to be a good friend of mine. I want to apologize to Bachir and hope he knows that I have nothing but love for him. I am not a racist and hate the N word. I really don’t see the point in its use. I find it hard to understand if everybody is so up in arms about it, then why is it thrown around so easily amongst the black community and rap songs? What’s worse is when I hear white people using it. I have even been called it and I don’t think of it as a term of endearment or brotherhood. I really think it disgusting and racism itself as well. I have many friends who are black, white and of all colors, sizes and ethnicities. That post comes from well over 5 years ago and was taken down after a drunken night as I deemed it offensive too once I saw it. It is sad that people have nothing better to do than to try hurt others as a means of retaliation. I think moreover what we need in this world is peace, love and everyone working together. The division in this country is and has always been a major problem. It is time we stop it! It is time that we all work together as a team. I also think the blatant use of the N word needs to be stopped. It isn’t doing any side justice by using it and slinging it around. I was wrong in using it and fully apologize for its use. I also think we need to look deeper into our souls and recognize that it is time to become a “united” states of America. We have had decades of timultuous times now and we used to be the greatest country in the world and still are but we can be even better if we all join together as a team. You can think of me as you wish. I am no better than anyone else nor do I wish harm or discourse upon anyone or group. I have already spoken with Bachir and hopefully plan to have a drink with him, give him a hug, handshake and put this all to rest because I know one thing is that we were friends up until this point and I wish to remain that way. We have mutual respect for each other and that is all one can ask in life. Like I told him, I wish he had come to me first with his concerns as I would have told him it was a post from a long time ago that was wrong and not representative of who I am or how I was raised. There is definitely a disconnect in this country and we have seen it occurring now for some time between groups like BLM and others. I want to see us heal as one American group and we have too much division. Once again, I apologize to those who were offended and especially to my friend Bachir and other brothers of the black community. You know who you are and that I have nothing but love for you. Maybe it takes someone like me who has lived and learned to help heal us as a community and country. I would even like to extend my apology to donating my time, talents and skills towards possibly a new festival in the New Bedford community. How great would it be to see all of us come together and make music together and raise money for scholarships? Scholarships that could put boys and girls of all ethnicities through education to make our country even better. And the basis of this festival would be about diversity and undividing us all. I know I could probably put together some great bands and make something positive out of all of this. There are actual racists out there who do way worse things and that isn’t right. I am not one in the slightest way. Freedom is a beautiful thing that too many good people of all ethnicities fought for in this country. It is a privilege to be able to have it. I am sending positive vibes and love to all through this message. Please don’t judge me based upon a stupid drunk rant that happened years ago that was wrong and out of character. If you know me, you know me and know I have nothing but love, laughter, energy and passion with everything I do. If you don’t know me, well I encourage you to become my new friend, listen to my music, enjoy a beverage with me and have some laughs as I intend to do with my long time friend Bachir, who has already agreed to make that happen this week. I am only one man and cannot do this alone. I need everyone’s help to bring us all together. Will you join me along with local politicians, organizers, community members? Peace and love. I made a mistake and am sorry.

    • D-Unit 617
      August 29, 2018 at 8:04 pm

      Shutup cracka. you look like a stank ass retarted albino gorilla

      • The Doctor
        August 29, 2018 at 10:06 pm

        Yah. Let’s reply to the infuriation of someone using the N word by calling them a racist term. Very mature. Stay classy

  • Tammy
    August 29, 2018 at 1:13 pm

    I am a friend of James Gagne and I am happy to be so. We have been friends for several years now. I can share that he has been AND is a very respectful, kind, funny and loving guy to me, ALWAYS. I am glad that we are friends and I have nothing but love for him too. I am an African American woman. He is Norwegian. This does not matter and it never did. We are human beings on this planet called earth.

    • BigF4g
      August 29, 2018 at 1:33 pm

      Hi James!

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Kevin's 9 Iron
    August 29, 2018 at 12:18 pm

    Apparently he mad an appearance on Fox25 morning news.

  • Roger
    August 29, 2018 at 9:04 am

    You can catch this moron at the tipsy seagull, performing drunk as a skunk. 

  • deflateddoritodinks
    August 29, 2018 at 9:02 am

    Dude is suicidal.

  • Frank Rizzo
    August 29, 2018 at 8:49 am


  • Y
    August 29, 2018 at 12:51 am

    Dude hasn’t seen his dick since his bar mitzvah

  • L. E. Modesitt Jr. Has X'ed Out Mt Literature-Reading Calendar
    August 29, 2018 at 12:44 am

    It’s too much fun for me that this dingbat is from Fairhaven – i.e. Frven, for those who understand the reference.

    • Y
      August 29, 2018 at 1:28 am

      For those who don’t, enlighten us

  • Dhdhd
    August 29, 2018 at 12:38 am

    Dude, this guy is sort of fucking awesome though. Just an overweight, PBR drinking , ginger that stands up for what he believes in. He said “we treated slaves as one of our own, we even let one become President”, I legit cried laughing. He definitely worded it like that to be funny, he doesn’t actually mean it, he does, but he’s trying to be provocative. He feeds off it. Look at the picture at the bottom with his ginger fro and 3 whores around him. Living the fucking dream. His business won’t take a hit either, people don’t really give a fuck at the end of that day.

  • Adolf Hitlers Psychologist
    August 29, 2018 at 12:32 am

    I’m sure, many of us, the readers, would like to know why you didn’t vote for Donald Trump? If you voted for Hillary.
    Because you do seem to be the writer that focuses heavily on “white people saying dumb things on the internet”, and typically that is followed by about 4 or 5 Turtleboy articles about Black Lives Matter, Lunatic Left wingers, Anti White attitudes from the left, junkies do junkies stuff , welfare leaches, minority playing the race card, and then, an article pointing out something RR—RRRR—RAAAACISSST.
    If the collective of Turtleboy Sports content became a human being , it would be like the daughter of a white guy, a white guy that grew up during bussing in facking Shouf Boshton, the family conversations always have hints of racial sentiments, things like ” there’s a difference between a N word and black person, I don’t hate black people, just N words ” but the daughter listened to Eminem and grew up during the hip hop era of MTV, so she enjoys jokes with the N word, and does harbor serious racial beliefs, but also feels dignified enough to call out the “real racists”, and maybe commingled with minorities during her more rebellious high school years, and clings to those connection in her memory to not feel like a racist, even though the only reasons she isn’t outwardly racist is because she knows these aren’t her dad’s times and that can cost you your livelihood.

  • Fat bottomed girls make the world go round
    August 28, 2018 at 11:22 pm

    Well….looking at him I can kind of understand why he would be upset about interracial relationships. I mean, we do generalize that black men prefer the white women that areon the larger side of things and it is apparent that would also be this fellas main pool as well.

    Nothin wrong with it; big girls need lovin too….but I can see why he fears their competition for that pool of women.

    • Y
      August 29, 2018 at 1:26 am

      I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again (because everyone knows), why do fat chicks (AKA FC’s) suck good dick?
      Because they HAVE to…
      Fat Chicks are like mopeds; they’re cool till your friends see you on them.
      FC’s are last minute, end of night or last resorts…no one aims to go chubby chasing, and they know that, which is why they S a mean D… in hopes you’ll return.

      • Fo Sho
        Not wid my dick
        August 29, 2018 at 7:20 pm

        Their all prom queens at last call……..

  • Brian W
    August 28, 2018 at 11:01 pm

    As a lifelong resident of Fairhaven, I can attest to the never ending level of Douchebaggery that Jim is spewing 24/7. Unfortunately he is a carbon copy of his father. His father, a former teacher and school committee member whom was fired from his job after sexist remarks. His family knows everyone in Town. That’s the main reason why Jim can stay afloat with his IT business. He doesn’t play well with others whatsoever. If this spreads around town it may be a slight PR issue for him. But anyone that knows Jim, knows he probably won’t care at all. Odds are he’ll probably try to hack your servers. If he isn’t already trying to.

    • Bill Clinton
      August 29, 2018 at 10:37 am

      The most difficult aspect of making sweet, sweet love to a chubby chick is getting them to leave in the morning and never calling you again.

      • Jim Jones
        August 29, 2018 at 6:05 pm

        He and his father are both fat, cunty douchebags.

  • Alyson
    August 28, 2018 at 9:58 pm

    This guy is a total douche.
    Not only is he a racist, he is a habitual drunk driver and bragged about it openly about a year and a half ago. I couldn’t believe he was proud of that. I bet he is really proud of the post too.
    Nice guy huh?

    • Y
      August 29, 2018 at 12:43 am

      Leading us to water, yet not letting ya drink!
      Please, elaborate on, or retract, your comment.

      • Y
        August 29, 2018 at 12:44 am

        * yet not letting us drink *

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