Fairhaven Fallopian Fiend “CNA” Arrested For Posting Granny Noodz Of Patients To Snapchat
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I want to preface by saying, that, although not all CNAs are ratchet, all ratchets with any sort of gainful employment tend to be CNAs, thanks to a system that decided at some point “These people cannot hold jobs to the point of relying on the scraps off the table in the form of government assistance exclusively, so let’s pay for an 8 week course and hope that they put more care into the elderly and infirm than they do their own lives.” Which is flawed logic at best. I know that nursing assistants have to work, and work hard. There’s heavy lifting, lots of bodily excrement, and these patients often need vigilant care. Why we relegate this hard work to a population of people who don’t naturally want to work, period, is beyond me. You just end up with a bunch of trashy half wits in scrubs who call themselves “nurses” with exactly .0038% the education, like this snap filter skagmuffin:
Not that it’s much of a defense, but with a name like “Deeshawn”, she wasn’t exactly destined to be a lawyer or doctor. Her options were limited from inception.
But hey, that’s cool. As if aging isn’t difficult and embarrassing enough, you can play back to work program roulette and possibly end up with this skank dehumanizing Grandma or Grandpa. You have to be a pretty fucking stupid, sick piece of crap to see a geriatric patient with no pants and think to yourself, “I need to snap a picture of THIS and send it to all my friends.” It gets
better worse, too.
Yup. Grannies Gone Wild over here got turned in, fired, and then turned around and started working at another nursing home. The applicant vetting process at these places must consist of little more than checking for a certificate and a pulse. What. The Fuck. This chick’s Facebook is pretty bare,
but I did find one pretty ironic post, given her current circumstances.
Oh well, she’ll still have options at Dunkin Donuts, maybe. Thanks to another Massachusetts “compassionate” judge, she’s out on bail walking around right now. I personally wouldn’t trust this claptrap with so much as my coffee.