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Fairhaven Fallopian Fiend “CNA” Arrested For Posting Granny Noodz Of Patients To Snapchat

Fairhaven Fallopian Fiend “CNA” Arrested For Posting Granny Noodz Of Patients To Snapchat

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I want to preface by saying, that, although not all CNAs are ratchet, all ratchets with any sort of gainful employment tend to be CNAs, thanks to a system that decided at some point “These people cannot hold jobs to the point of relying on the scraps off the table in the form of government assistance exclusively, so let’s pay for an 8 week course and hope that they put more care into the elderly and infirm than they do their own lives.” Which is flawed logic at best. I know that nursing assistants have to work, and work hard. There’s heavy lifting, lots of bodily excrement, and these patients often need vigilant care. Why we relegate this hard work to a population of people who don’t naturally want to work, period, is beyond me. You just end up with a bunch of trashy half wits in scrubs who call themselves “nurses” with exactly .0038% the education, like this snap filter skagmuffin:



Not that it’s much of a defense, but with a name like “Deeshawn”, she wasn’t exactly destined to be a lawyer or doctor. Her options were limited from inception.

But hey, that’s cool. As if aging isn’t difficult and embarrassing enough, you can play back to work program roulette and possibly end up with this skank dehumanizing Grandma or Grandpa. You have to be a pretty fucking stupid, sick piece of crap to see a geriatric patient with no pants and think to yourself, “I need to snap a picture of THIS and send it to all my friends.” It gets better worse, too.


Yup. Grannies Gone Wild over here got turned in, fired, and then turned around and started working at another nursing home. The applicant vetting process at these places must consist of little more than checking for a certificate and a pulse. What. The Fuck. This chick’s Facebook is pretty bare,

but I did find one pretty ironic post, given her current circumstances.


Oh well, she’ll still have options at Dunkin Donuts, maybe. Thanks to another Massachusetts “compassionate” judge, she’s out on bail walking around right now. I personally wouldn’t trust this claptrap with so much as my coffee.


31 Comment(s)
  • Nasty Town
    December 24, 2018 at 12:28 pm

    I would love to re habilitate her. Really… All she needs is a good fucking. Then handcuffed to the bed and another good fucking… I’m in love with her

  • Judge dread
    December 23, 2018 at 1:39 pm

    First off. I’m an Irish Mc. I have a super wide skull and in order to have glasses that suit the shape of my skull, they have to large framed glasses. it’s because my skull is huge. i look like a 4th gen Irish Mc. Think of the character in the movie Snatch, Bricktop. I look just like him but about 30 years younger.

    What the fuck is this create doing with huge xxxl glasses when she has a skull that is inflated with nothing more than air. you look fucking ridiculous.

    Fashion aside, the judge doesn’t want to spend the city money on cleaning up the whipping posts in the town hall. My fashion consultants tell me she needs to have the 25 mile rule applied to her.

    Put this thing on a 25 mile off the shore/international waters on a “Wicked Tuna trip”. Toss it overboard. Bait the water with bloody meat. Let mother nature take care of it. I’ll pay for the diesel fuel out of pocket.

  • Maura Healy
    December 22, 2018 at 9:48 pm

    Any one know Deeshawn’s pornhub account name? Im sure theres plenty of videos floating around out there of her servicing the minority population of the south coast area but I’m only interested in her solo vids. Thanks

  • Stop this POS
    December 22, 2018 at 2:43 pm

    Can someone who’s good at researching find out where she’s working now and warn their HR department? We really need a database for people who offend against our most vulnerable citizens so they can’t get hired to do it again. Nicky’s Law comes to mind.

  • Across for attention, longway for results.
    December 22, 2018 at 12:27 pm

    She has probably abused them, physically and emotionally. She probably stole what little these poor people have. Are elderly derserve so much better. And food for thought, everyone gets old one day. But hopefully this crap bag gets a good stash of fetty and dies in piss on the bathroom floor of a Taco Bell. Well we can only hope anyway.

  • Light her up
    December 22, 2018 at 11:23 am

    Well from what I’ve heard their are more than a few people very angry at this piece of trash. One who is so angry their intent was to Throw a Dixie cup of gas in face and then toss a match and watch her melt and become as ugly as the deed she did herself was, But she has since decided on giving her a joker smile. If I were you I would move far far away. You disgraced people who had incredible lives and did many wonderful things. You can’t begin to compare yourself to anyone of them. Your nothing more than a piece of shit stuck on the bottom of someone’s shoe. Did it feel good to shame that woman? To try to embarrass her, to make yourself look funny? Well don’t worry your actions did not go unnoticed. You have made a lot of people upset with it, Don’t worry their are a group of people waiting to make sure your just as ugly on the outside as you are on the inside. Watch your back cause you won’t ever see em coming! But you will remember it forever. It will be a great story for you to tell while your in the nursing home. BITCH

  • Pig
    December 22, 2018 at 11:04 am

    If she did that to one of my family members, the repercussion is something I cannot even write or describe. I hope these people get justice. Fk the twat up and make sure she never works with handicap or elderly people again.

  • Nasty Town
    December 21, 2018 at 11:05 pm

    I think I know her. Can she bend over?

  • Deeshawn Venigas
    December 21, 2018 at 8:21 pm

    was just wondering how the women here who’ve done gangbangs felt after their first one. My first big gangbang was with another woman and we had 12 guys show up. It was pretty intense for both of us because we may have overestimated the number of guys we could take. It was really difficult for both of us because we each played with all 12 guys and we both did anal. There were times during that night when we thought we couldn’t take any more.

    Afterwards I had a mix of emotions. I was exhausted but after about an hour I felt a sense of calmness and peace. It might sound strange but I was really proud of myself. What really surprised me was that before the night was over I was feeling horny again and played with some of the couples who had come to watch our gangbang.

  • Ungawah
    December 21, 2018 at 8:03 pm

    I’d like that nose of hers pressed up against my taint.

  • Stunt Penis
    December 21, 2018 at 7:09 pm

    I have a “job” she can give me for a fin

  • WeAreFukd
    December 21, 2018 at 6:14 pm

    Nursing homes will hire ANYONE. They are always short staffed. Perhaps the worst job in the world, for likely just above minimum wage.
    Taking care of our sick & elderly is a thankless job. The majority of CNA & PCA workers are immigrants, though not from south of the border where Y wants that stupid wall built. They’re from African countries mostly. The white people are high school dropouts or even worse, GED grads.
    What this tramp did is nothing compared to how these poor people are treated mentally, and physically. The sick & the elderly, who have no choice but to live under the care of people who really don’t care at all. Your grandma is not getting cared for by a nurse at a nursing home. She’s getting abused by a dumb fuk who doesn’t give a damn. When Grammy does soil herself, and when she’s finally cleaned up, you can bet she’s only cleaned up half as good as she should be. That CNA is taking care of 6-8 residents. Even if she did care, she doesn’t have the time.
    It is beyond your imagination what goes on at these places, and they’re all the same.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    December 21, 2018 at 2:15 pm

    I tell you what, If this was my relative, I would be lawyered up and getting ready to own that nursing home. Then after I own it and about 5 mil to go along with it, I would sell it for another 5 mil. As for “Nurse Ratchet” After a good washing, and probably a big douching in her cave. I’d give her a few good romps, then kick her ass out,, with no pants or underpants, just for fun.

    • Galloway
      December 21, 2018 at 3:54 pm

      If any of those patients were my relatives, she’d already be in a shallow grave. Cunts like this should die a horrible death for shaming the elderly in such a tasteless manner.

      • Two Patch Crappy Jack
        December 21, 2018 at 3:58 pm

        Ill go along with that solution too…

        • The Vorlon
          The Vorlon
          December 21, 2018 at 7:03 pm

          Remember, they only find the bodies in the shallow graves. Just remember to clean the rented backhoe before you return it.

  • Haveford of Mumberbeck, Lord Marquess of Douchebury
    December 21, 2018 at 1:08 pm

    Can’t wait until those Harry Carey frames go out of style.

  • Wilford Brimley’s Weenie
    December 21, 2018 at 1:07 pm

    And where are all these noodz featuring grey beav? Asking for a friend.

  • Carlos Danger
    December 21, 2018 at 12:20 pm

    Of course I’d give her gainful employment, once I get out of Devens!

  • Walter "Dollar Bills" Bird
    December 21, 2018 at 12:17 pm

    And just when 200 strippers at the Foxy Lady lost their jobs because of a few girls that offered prostitution services. What is poor Deeshawn gonna do? Hmmmmm I got a idea. She’s desperate. I am desperately horny. I got 13 inches of greasy salami.

  • Y
    December 21, 2018 at 12:05 pm

    Please donate in order to get the border wall built:

      December 21, 2018 at 11:23 pm

      Done! Also please call/write your congressman and ask them to increase taxes to fund the wall. I will be voluntarily paying extra this year!

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    December 21, 2018 at 11:51 am

    She couldn’t spell HIPPA if you spotted her the vowels and the letter ‘P’

    • Um...
      December 21, 2018 at 12:29 pm

      That’s because it’s spelled “HIPAA”

      • The vorlon is a moron, Ron.
        December 21, 2018 at 5:16 pm

        Worst commenter in TBS history award goes to “vorlon”. Always off the mark. Vorlon is awarded no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

        • Sweaty Balls
          December 22, 2018 at 6:03 am

          I like the Vorlon, he cracks me up, what’s up with the grammar nazis focusing on 1 letter talk about missing the point. Vorlon is like the 3 stooges guys love it women hate it. Shout out to the Executioner we miss you.

  • Big Lou
    December 21, 2018 at 11:30 am

    Bristol’s writing has been top notch shit lately. Good job.

  • Dr. Serious
    December 21, 2018 at 11:02 am

    throw the book at her and make an example. HIPPA violations can be up to 10 years in prison

    • Serious
      December 21, 2018 at 12:31 pm

      A doctor should know it’s spelled “HIPAA”

      • Dictionary Dan
        December 22, 2018 at 11:22 am

        Yeah, because the main point about all of this is the spelling part. Idiot. 

        • Freshman English
          December 25, 2018 at 7:07 am

          Some people can be such assholes over a misspelled word, that you have people replying to the own post correcting the grammar mistake and apologizing for it before everyone attacks them for it. Grammar seems pretty important to commenters on this blog lol

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