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Fairhaven Police Looking To ID BabyGravy Guzzler Seen Boosting Merchandise From Marshalls Store

From the Fairhaven PD:


Just being able to identify if she’s 21 or 55 would be great for starters, you guys. I’ve looked over this picture a dozen times, and it’s a toss up for me.


Looks to be a New Bedford 25, but who knows, really. I’m equally curious as to what she was shoplifting –  flip flops in every color and as many pairs of novelty fleece pajama pants as she could fit into her arms? Or just assorted shit she will later sell for drug money? Jordan sneakers for the neighborhood crotch fruit?

Anyway, if anyone knows who she is, call the Fairhaven Police Department at (508) 997-7421, and then head right over to TBnews and let us know.  I’d wager her Facebook account is gloriously ratchet. I’ll even put a bounty on this one – I’ll send the first person to give us a positive ID and shipping address this T-Shirt as a token of my gratitude.


Let’s ID this criminal!

6 Comment(s)
  • Turdimus Reversalus
    May 31, 2019 at 2:49 am

    I’d like to see a better pic of her, maybe check out the bum.

  • hartf811
    Hart Ford
    May 30, 2019 at 5:27 pm

    Ugly, poor and a slithering ratchet.
    Burn her.
    Make the world a better place !

  • Turtz McGurtz
    May 30, 2019 at 4:42 pm

    identifying suspects who commit violent crimes – good, important, noble even

    identifying department store shoplifters – less so

    Regardless, love ya Bristol!

    • MILFmanJack
      May 30, 2019 at 5:12 pm

      Uh, entitled shoplifting cunts like this are the reason everybody else has to pay higher prices, you dumb asshole.

      • Turtz McGurtz
        May 30, 2019 at 5:26 pm

        Take it easy there Jackieboy. The prices may go up at Marshalls, but not at Target. You are unaffected my man.

        • randall fagman
          June 2, 2019 at 12:19 am

          you dumb asshole

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