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New Bedford Fupa Troopa Arrested For Punching Pregnant Chick At Taco Bell Seems To Have Reproduced With Assblasting Vokestache From Previous TBS Blog

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WBSMA New Bedford woman is under arrest after police say she punched a pregnant woman during a fight in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant. Police responded at about 10:04 p.m. Wednesday night to a report of an incident between two women outside the Taco Bell located at 141 Coggeshall Street. When police arrived, it was determined that 35-year-old Rebecca Rose Mendes of 74 Osborne Street in New Bedford punched a pregnant woman during an encounter between them in the parking lot. It appears the two women were known to each other. Mendes was arrested and charged with assault and battery on a pregnant woman.

It wouldn’t be a Wednesday in New Bedford if a butter glazed cheesehog wasn’t punching a pregnant chick right in the placenta outside of a Taco Bell. That’s what you get for not sharing your Burrito Supreme!!

We also happened to notice that she was tagged on this winner’s Facebook page:

Does Tommy Pendergast look familiar?

Because we blogged about him in November after he and his flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat donning butt buddy were arrested for armed robbery.

Turns out Tommy Boy is the father of at least one of her children. Yes, that’s right – she’s reproduced. A woman who punched a pregnant woman in the stomach has known what it’s like to have a human being inside of your stomach. She looked at this thing….

And said to herself,

“Boy, I sure would like to treat that man to some raw dog. Better make a baby with him. He seems like the kind of guy who would never be late with a child support payment.”

He’s the same chudbanger whose parents rushed to his defense to tell everyone to stop being mean to him, even though he’s robbed half the liquor stores in New Bedford, because of his “disease”:

New Bedford rabbit holes are the best rabbit holes.

24 Comment(s)
  • Nuke
    April 1, 2018 at 12:58 am

    Who else finds themselves getting cross eyed every time they look at Ryan Stojack?

  • panzer9811
    March 29, 2018 at 10:53 pm

    Good Lord!!!!! Those “people” are like banjo-boy from ‘Deliverance’ to the tenth power.
    I can’t remember the last time I saw such a hideous display.
    Oh, wait, it was when I last watched ‘Deliverance’.
    SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!!!!!!!!

  • Sloppy
    March 29, 2018 at 9:48 pm

    Holy shit, it’s Igor from ‘Young Frankenstein’!
    I think it’s time for a Turtleboy photoshop contest….

  • R
    March 29, 2018 at 7:58 pm

    SOO-EY!! Here piggy piggy

    • panzer9811
      March 29, 2018 at 10:42 pm

      LMAO, her nose sure looks like it would be effective for rooting out truffles.

  • Gross
    March 29, 2018 at 7:36 pm

    Lol them two dudes got opposite eyes. One set too close together and one set way too far apart. 

  • Fricken Chickasee
    March 29, 2018 at 5:51 pm

    Don’t you just love parents who refuse to admit that their son is a total scourge on decent society?

  • #itallmakessense
    March 29, 2018 at 4:24 pm

    She looks like she’s got some sort of shrunk face action going on, no wonder she chose him to reproduce with, those huge wideset eyes would offset any squish face disorder she passed on. 

  • Rick Shaw
    March 29, 2018 at 4:18 pm

    Holy shit! They are straight out of the bar scene from Star Wars. It’s amazing what some meth, Newports, syringes, bed bugs, Natty Ice and an EBT fueled diet can do for you.

  • Me
    March 29, 2018 at 4:18 pm

    Man, that kid is so ugly. Like I can’t tear my eyes away. He looks like Dory.. New Bedford styleeee.
    But that’s just my “option”, I should just “mine” my own business.

  • LocalYokel
    March 29, 2018 at 3:43 pm

    “Mine your own Business” “He has his own mine so keep out of it”

    Wooooooow. Really. Everytime I see someone spell mind like that I can feel brain cells die. And I think of the seven dwarfs.

    • Max
      March 29, 2018 at 4:39 pm

      Maybe they own a mining operation. Mine your own business.

      • LocalYokel
        March 29, 2018 at 5:21 pm

        The Comstock Lode of Crack Rocks?

    • z
      March 29, 2018 at 4:40 pm

      Maybe everyone is using a speech to text converter on their phones instead of hunting and pecking the small pop up keyboards. I can kind of let it go if they are. If they aren’t, then they are morons.
      Either way, letting a comment out for public consumption looking that way makes you look really dimwitted. I’ve done private messaging using speech to text converting and many times it looks like that. I do by best not to use that for public consumption even if I’m hiding under the name of ‘z’.

  • Captain Trips
    March 29, 2018 at 3:31 pm

    Rebecca Rose Mendes…..

    Please give her to me. I’ll punch that smug face of hers so hard that she’ll go 10 feet backwards right out of her Jordan’s and die on the spot.

    Then I’ll invite necrophiliacs via Facebook to rape her corpse

    • Rick Shaw
      March 30, 2018 at 8:59 am

      Even necrophiliacs wouldn’t touch that nasty, STD ridden pig.

  • Captain Trips
    March 29, 2018 at 3:26 pm

    Tommy Pendergast – I saw him on the Walking Dead

  • me109g4
    March 29, 2018 at 3:21 pm

    Those parents are classic examples of why a license should be needed to reproduce,,, what total fucktards.

  • Ralph
    March 29, 2018 at 2:43 pm

    Time for retroactive birth control –

  • Inbred Alert
    March 29, 2018 at 2:32 pm

    Junior looks the punishment you get for fucking your sister.

    • Thomas "The Hills Have Eyes" Pendergast, Jr.
      March 29, 2018 at 3:32 pm

      euhhhh o ya dat wood explane my club foot n 4 inch tail
      now i no wy mom alwayz hatin on aunt bertha
      gee thankz a lot dad u aswhole

      • LocalYokel
        March 29, 2018 at 3:47 pm

        “Take hold of my strong hand child”

    • z
      March 29, 2018 at 3:37 pm

      After I read what you wrote, I looked at the Dad/Son picture. If you don’t look that closely, it looks like Dads left arm belongs to the son. Then compare the “length” of both arms. You nailed it

      • LocalYokel
        March 29, 2018 at 3:46 pm

        Damn, does the dad have a thalidomide arm? If so, maybe that’s the disease they are speaking of.

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