Fairhaven Fluffergumby Writes Apology Email For Racist Post About Interracial Lovers And Bringing Back Slavery That Somehow Manages To Make It Even Worse

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The other day we published this blog about local musician James Gagne from Fairhaven, after these lovely posts were discovered on Facebook:

Yea. That’s not good.

Well, apparently people have begun to boycott the places he plays at:

I’m anti-boycott in general because the people doing it are usually just self righteous douche whistles who think they’re making a difference. Often times the shit they’re boycotting over is stupid too. For instance, our advertisers get boycotted all the time, and all we do is report the news in the most entertaining way possible.

But I can definitely understand how this would lead to a boycott. I mean, it’s like the most openly racist shit I’ve ever seen on Facebook. I figured he was hacked at first. No one would be that dumb. But then he just comes out and says it – I want slavery back. Not that aspiring musicians playing at dive bars would be able to afford slaves if that were still a thing.

Anyway, he wrote us this long as apology email explaining why he’s not a racist, so we figured we’d publish it and let you decide….

“I am not a racist and I hate the n word.” – Guy who uses the n word pretty freely on social media.

Pro-tip – if you’re going to apologize about using a racial slur, don’t preface that with, “yea, but black people be saying that shit too.” It’s fair to point out that that word shouldn’t be used by anyone. It’s just that the guy who just got busted using it as a way to insult black people probably shouldn’t be the one delivering that message.

He also says he made the post while drunk 5 years ago. First of all, I’ve been drunk many times before. Didn’t once think to take to Facebook and complain about “white chick n word lovers.” Quit blaming booze for being a dink. The booze didn’t do that. It’s what you were thinking inside. The booze just gave you the balls to say it. You could’ve just said it out loud, but instead you decided to post it on the Internet for the world to see. Wicked smart.

Secondly, that post is indeed from five years ago based on the profile picture. But the other comment about Lincoln freeing the slaves was pretty recently, since that’s one of this most recent profile pictures. So yea, we’re off to a bad start. Let’s see if he can redeem himself…..

Oh for fuck’s sake. He’s Martin Luther King now.

“We can be even better if we all join together as a team.”  

You gotta be shitting me.

But he wasn’t done lecturing us about how to bring the country back to a “united” states…..

“There is a disconnect in this country and we have seen it occurring now for some time between groups like BLM and others.”

Again, I am no fan of the frauds who call themselves “black lives matter.” However, if you’re the guy who just became Turtleboy famous for posting the most overtly racist shit on the Internet, and you’re trying to prove that you’re not a racist, and you identify ONE GROUP OF PEOPLE who you blame for the disconnect in our country, maybe don’t pick the group called “black lives matter.” Just a thought.

And he’s gonna fix racism by playing for free in order to raise money for scholarships…..

Ya got that? They’re gonna have a “we are the world” concert to raise money for diversity and shit, and it’s gonna be headlined by the guy who recently posted about his anger towards Lincoln for freeing the slaves.

So there you have it folks – it turns out he’s not a racist. To prove it you can head on down to his diversity and inclusion fundraiser to undivide America!


7 Comment(s)
  • Aveeno
    August 21, 2021 at 8:46 am

    I met this guy a few years ago. I was dating a girl from Fairhaven and we happened to go to a bar in NB (Paul’s).

    I go to the bathroom and see this fat piece of crap trying to cozy up to my gf. He wouldn’t leave and basically was just a drunk mess who wouldn’t shut his fat mouth.

    A known rich kid moron. Hopefully he gets his clock cleaned in the Hodgeson Hilton.

  • Bobcollum
    August 19, 2021 at 7:03 pm

    Hey, did you all hear, our boy Jimmy is now a convicted sex offender and must register. Indecent assault on a child over 14. Gonna do 9 months in the Bristol county HOC too, hope he has fun.

  • James Gagne
    August 31, 2018 at 12:31 am

    I wrote the above while trying to deal with this whole shitstorm of a week. Now I have some time to write. Look, I have friends of all sorts calling me up asking about this and saying that they know this isn’t me. I don’t believe that Lincoln freeing the slaves was the worst thing ever and was wrong for saying. Look at all the amazing accomplishments that came from him doing so from the black community from inventions to amazing music and more. I am sorry that I called Obama what I called him, but I was not a fan of his presidency and really feel that he set us back quite a bit. We also still don’t know if he was born here or not and there is a good chance he was Muslim, but religion doesn’t matter when it comes to the presidency. I really wish all of my real friends out there would understand that this is all a big misunderstanding and a dumb ass drunk post that never should have gone this far. I hope Bachir can get together with me and put this whole thing to rest soon since it all started with his post. I really would like to just apologize, make peace with everyone and reinforce that these beliefs are not the true me and should have never been said to begin with. I am truly sorry for my actions and hope that those who know me know that I only want peace, love, equality and friendship. These posts are not me. It has been a really bad summer all around and I have been very depressed, lonely, angry and sad at times. I think the sleep deprivation and working so hard had finally got to me and I wasn’t thinking correctly. I am not looking for pity or anything but the opportunity to redeem myself because those who know me know that I am a good person with a good heart and only want happiness for everyone. Once again, I don’t want this to carry on any further so I am saying my last piece and putting it to rest. I have nothing but love for Bachir who originally shared this post as well as all others who I have offended. I am asking for your forgiveness and look forward to making peace together. If that cannot be done, then what good are we as humans and how will we ever progress or evolve? Bachir if you read this, I look forward to hanging out together possibly tonight and I welcome any other friends of mine who I have offended to join me for a peaceful reunion after this whole debocle. I firmly do not believe in the things posted. I also have been working on my drinking, anger and overall spirit. Happiness is a long road sometimes and the Gods have really been testing me this summer. I truly am sorry and hope we can all forgive, forget and move on to work together. There isn’t any place for violence, hatred nor racism in this country. Maybe I have learned from this experience, but understand that I honestly wasn’t thinking clearly, nor with a good heart that so many know I do have amongst all of my friends, black, white, hispanic, chinese, indian, whatever they may be. Sorry once again Bachir for offending you and also to my dear friends like Tammy, Marcus, Marcus, Deann, Geno and many more… this is my last post about all of this. I am sorry I am so busy and didn’t have time to respond, nevermind that I couldn’t respond on Facebook because I was banned. Peace, love and harmony to all.

    • Y
      August 31, 2018 at 2:41 am

      As an opponent, prior to seeing this post [and considering this is actually The Kid (from Bad Santa)], I was really against you, but I think I can forgive you (for what that’s worth).
      This seems heartfelt and legit, and it seems like he wants to right his wrongs.
      Can’t ask for much more.
      Still #Trump2020

  • Tom Blackburn
    August 30, 2018 at 8:11 pm

    TB is just going all in on trashing Trump supporters. DISGUSTING.



    • Y
      August 31, 2018 at 2:29 am

      You almost had me (not really), but then you mentioned WP (no thanks).
      Fuck that!
      You’re clearly a troll.
      Fuck you!

      Still #Trump2020 but #FuckYouToo

      • Tom Blackburn
        August 31, 2018 at 4:48 pm

        Oh no, the liberal is triggered! Fuck you, you race traitor piece of shit. You pro-BLM fuck. I bet you cried during Charlottesville, too while we were out there REALLY trying to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. So fuck off.

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