This is Katie Pimental from the mean streets of Fairhaven.
She grew up well off in the New Bedford suburb with her parents in a ranch house but recently discovered that she is in fact quite hard and quite ghetto fabulous, due to the girth of her rumpus.
She has since pursued a rap career and has many videos including this one called “Freaks Only Fits,” shout outside a glamorous gas station in Farihaven.
This one called “Monogamous,” the story of Cardi Wannabe Black’s never ending quest to get plowed in low income housing.
And then there’s “BAG$,” a softcore pornographic explanation of how she uses her accountant to launder her drug proceeds, makes tens of thousands of dollars in unemployment, and shakes her dick magnet on random fences and overgrown shrubbery.
She also does Tik Tok, which she started at the beginning of quarantine when she announced that she would be stripping in her window, men wanted to come back and punch the clown real quick.
She said in one video that she fears getting a job and has really enjoyed the pandemic because she’s been able to collect the whole time.
You could literally spend hours watching the trainwreck that is her life. I know I did, and here’s some of my favorites.
As you may notice from the Monogamous video, the guy currently plowing her is black, which she seems to believe makes her an honorary black person. So a couple weeks ago on Tik Tok she posted a video she called “If I were black,” that she has since pulled down after getting more than 7 million views because she got a whole bunch of backlash from actual black people.
This skank bank is like the love child of Rachel Dolezal and Iggy Azalea. She really, really, really thinks she’s black.
She couldn’t believe all the hate she was getting from the “beautiful melanin people.”
She responded to the video by pointing out that it’s OK for dude to become chicks, or Kardashians to become Kardashians, but they be tripping over her becoming black.
She called out the people who pointed out that she was intentionally doing a blackcent that was so cringe that Hillary Clinton called her and said she wanted her hot sauce back.
In order to prove that she was indeed black Cardi Wannabe Black filmed herself in dreads with her allegedly black grandma, who apparently is equally as ratchet as her, saying “black is beautiful baby, but white is dyno-mite.”
If you were unconvinced by Grandma then she pointed out that none of y’all had ever had to beat a mother fucking case, been watched by under covers, got kicked out of school, and still got her doctorate while remaining hard. She is in fact a pharmacist and a rapper.
She found a video of a black woman who approved of her being black, and put the caption “THIS MY BITCH.”
To further solidify her blackness she also showed proof that she can make seasoned chicken.
She made it clear that she don’t like light skinned dudes, because she doesn’t believe in interracial relationships.
She also stated that you shouldn’t be fooled by her skin because she “put some white boys onto something.”
Whatever that means.
She told her followers the stories about how she is “for the street,” and “returned men to the street,” because “men the type of dogs you gotta keep backyard in a cage.”
She announced that she moved to an unidentified “white ass town” outside of Worcester, where she met a guy named Dayshawn at the corner store, who she then smoked a blunt with because as an imaginary black person she identifies with other imaginary black people with stereotypical black names.
In “things that never happened for $500,” she told a story about how she punked down some white boy and his bitch for looking at her the wrong way in traffic.
After realizing that she wasn’t fooling anyone she took the video down about being black and announced to the world that she’s Portuguese, which is close enough to being a minority group that it should count as one.
It gets better. She mocks white people and does white people voice, which is actually her real voice.
And as many people found out scrolling through her videos, she sometimes accidentally forgets to do the black people voice.
LOL. So that’s what she really sounds like.
Anyway, the lesson here is that just because you let a couple black guys run train on you, doesn’t mean you’re actually black. But if Cardie Wannabe Black wants to come on the live show tomorrow night she’s more than willing to message me on Facebook (Clarence Woods Emerson) or email email@example.com.
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You had like 50 images of the bitch, try some creative editing
She wants to be a turd, real ambition
member when the king of pop did everything he could to be white ? WTF would he be doing now, other then being a perv.
When did ‘hot’ come to include cankles, snaggleteeth and a jawline like an NFL player? She doesn’t pass as a chick, is about as classy as a gas station outhouse and I can smell Newports and onions in half those photos.
On the upside, those broken-ass teeth means she doesn’t need to use scissors to cut string.
I wouldn’t mind plowing her and I’m a Portuguese white guy omg she’s bad you guys are jealous she’s a bad bitch I would definitely date her
What a fucking idiot. She should be embarrassed but is too dumb to realize it. I see baby mama to five different black guys in her future
“Fat ankles and a flat chest is no way to go through life, son.”
Now Portagees are considered Nig Nogs? I need a fucking scorecard to keep up….I’ll lay 2/5 odds she’s knocked up by an Urban Gorilla by Christmas
……or dead in a ditch, naked.
I’m embarrassed for her.
Everyone is, my friend.
I REALLY don’t understand these “White”-trash, ghetto whores. They paint themselves up with their phony eyelashes and false fingernails, and liquid make-up an inch thick. They dress themselves down and look like scantily clad, homeless hookers. The tattoo’s and nose rings and huge holes in their ear lobes don’t help to make them more attractive, and they’re eager to screw any negroid that breathes. I’ll bet their snatch smells like a dead fish.
Do they have daddy issues or something??
Katie Pimental of Fairhaven Massachusetts gave me an STD
We trade Aidan in for her.
She can actually rap, is easy on the eyes, and can makes us money.
Aidan, on the other hand, can’t rap for shit, is a leach in so many ways, and has the looks for radio.
You can’t enter the white delegation conversation when you can’t even spell delegation. We trade you too.
“Rap music” is pure GARBAGE. It’s for illiterate LOSERS who can barely read above a 3rd grade level, and have no idea what real music is. RAP IS NOT “MUSIC”. It’s just noise. I can’t believe you morons actually spend your allowance buying this crap. Not only that, you have the volume in the beater you drive, cranked up to the max so that when your car drives by, the windows of the houses rattle. You’ll be deaf by the time you’re 50, if some thug hasn’t killed you before then.
That gas pumping photo in front a a Dunkin with her standing on her freaks plate car is in Boylston.
Uh oh. They found us.
When I woke up this morning I looked down and noticed my pouch turned
black overnight.So I guess we have something in common.
When did big fat asses become attractive? I didn’t get the memo.
All of this is what my performance are about.
At least you boomers all get to die before these people are in charge of everything.
We from the white delegation do not claim this woman
We, the black delegation trade up and take her. In return we give you Rayla’s crazy ass
We the whiteys trade Giannetti for this broad. Or give those two for one Asian.
As I recall, that money gun is the one yoga girl used in her videos too, I am surprised Aidan did not freak out at seeing that after the pounding he got from yoga girl’s lawyer.
I recall he freaking out and setting up a gofundme (one of many) because that lawyer was doing him rawdog left and right. What a weak loser.
The saddest creature on the planet is the Wigger. I can only wonder what black people think of these idiots. If you can get through a couple of the Tik Tok videos without hurling, there are plenty of instances where she slips into her actual speech patterns. Pathetic.
On this used up hose bag. She’s got the world by the balls right now. Guys giving her cash for a shot at that phat azz, I blame black culture for her current state of delusion. In a few short years she will be undoable. You will need a speculum and a gas mask just to get past the layers of adipose tissue surrounding her well worn, stench hole. She’ll get the starring role in the remake of “the blob!” But will lose it because of the constant gagging of the crew and cast.
she’s a filthy coal burnin slut
great, a mudshark with no titties
This broad is gross. She is one taco plate from being a full on whale. You can see the fat girl in her screaming to come out. The beginnings of her second chin….the dumper that looks good now but soon to be cellulite ridden….the manly face that is just going to get more harder with time and more percocets.
Unc – definitely need to follow up with this one in a year or two. She’ll be wearing mumus and laying off the TikToks in favor of DingDongs.
I just finished smoking a bowl and started reading the comment section and your comment made me laugh for like 30 seconds. Brilliant.
Ha! Truth…she’ll be like all the Portugese grandmas, painting the rocks in her yard white and wearing socks and sandals while doing so.
I can’t believe how many people writing comments think she actually has a Pharmacist degree
The brothers use 3 fingers to carry Katie Pimental of Fairhaven Massachusetts around the projects like a Ten Pin Bowling Ball.
She is obviously a 3 hole model. Thats about it FREAKS. Enjoy the Bonobo’s and your new found Google fame.
You are the biggest clout chaser she isn’t racist and you just mad she gets more money than you. Has a bigger fan base than you. She has different platforms which is just another income for her. You basically have nothing on her. In reality your just giving her more views and promoting her you fucking clown. Maybe you should stop hiding behind a computer and approach people in person with this energy you have online. I know that won’t end well for you. Maybe you should stick to teaching actually don’t the kids now a days will destroy you.. CLOWN ASS BITCH
Look at the picture of her squatting on the car trunk outside Dunks. She is in a classic standing position for a chimp or ape. Regressive evolutionary behavior, trade the Pharmacist Phd $80k to $150K a year in for welfare and sexual displays in a parking lot.
Surprised she hasn’t added Lesbianism to the mix of her public mental breakdown.
This bitch is FUGLY…. She has a nice ass now but that is temporary…. Once she spits out a couple niglets, that ass will quickly catch up to that busted mug
Her rap flow is menstrual.
She should do a feature with the two little nog rappers and that rapey luiz barboza lookalike.
Nothing more Massachusetts than celebrating taking benefits you don’t need during a pandemic.
Turtle please do follow up 5 years from now on this dirty dish rag ….
3 kids 3 separate fathers not involved in their lives …she been beaten multiple times has couple restraining order out there …
Has chronic gonorhea And of course Social services have removed children ..because she selfish cunt
I don’t give a fuck if she is white, black or latino, she has a face made to suck cock. I agree with others, after my balls are done slamming on her chin, I bury my manhood deep in her pooper.
I see white girls like her. They are walking with some shine who has his pants around his ankles and and pushing a baby carriage. I just chuckle and think ” good decision you made there, you have a great future” LOLz
Lmao. Dude. Lmao every article is about black people or little kids. Lmao. It’s very weird. Dude caters to people who hates black people, it’s so funny. You come on here and it’s nothing but racist comments. White people acting like they really truly think their race is better like that even matters. Why is that even a thought ? So people really sit around thinking about race and how their race is better ? Huh!?! Lmao that’s so pathetic I’m not sure where to begin. This dude wants to lead kids into the future ?!? Lmao. Dudes bringing us back keeping us back. Ya let’s go back to the old ways! Ya know the old ways that got us into this way. Lmao. People are so dumb. Dude literally just sits at home and hates black people as much as possible as life just passes him by. Could be loving life and actually evolving but nope let’s sit at home and put down black People so I can feel better about my shitty life ! Lmao who the fuck cares about your views. It’s yours views why does everyone have to agree ? So if everyone doesn’t agree and we all don’t hate black people that means we are horrible people ? Dude get off your high horse. This is so dumb it really is. Oh another story with race. Good for you. Lmao.
” Lmao who the fuck cares about your views” Obviously you care about his views since you are here commenting with your nonsense that nobody really reads anyway.
I’d drop a few ropes on her back.
Kinda weird, she has a blaccent and the face of an ugly man. Shoulda spent that boobjob money on plastic surgery to become a woman. No wonder she has identity issues. She’s ten percent Black, part hermaphrodite, and full Freak. Her license plate had it figured out from the get-go. Poor car.
she’s a worthless whore
N!GGER fucking douchebag
This is just another female with serious mental issues she might have syphilis and just doesn’t know yet. I’m sure most people are aware syphilis affects the brain first. And, if she holds a PHD as she claims I have no doubt she fucked and sucked her way in every class for her grades I would bet she has never seen the inside of a college or if she can even spell the word skool, lol.
Actually, when it comes to federal contracting, the Portuguese are considered a minority.
That doesn’t mean this girl isn’t cringe! And how did she get a doctorate?!
portogeese are inside out N!GGERS
dumber than guineas
Ngl I’m shocked and impressed that she has a doctorate.
as a certified Cross-Fit instructor.
Short muscular legs, lean toned body, flat chest she could do burpees without a sports bra. All attention would be on her talking on the PA system playing her music jumping around showing her ass in yoga pants.
All she needs now is Cross Fit certification and a lifted Jeep with big tires and her freaks license plate.
Retarded dancing and lyrics, bizarre accent. Watch the videos and your dick will go limp.
Awkward, confused, fucked in the head and probably hearing voices.
I’d walk the hog right into her and unload both barrels. BLAM!
She’s also hooking out on South Coast Skipthegames. Go figure…
If you looked up douchebag who likes to fuck n!ggers her picture would be there
and yet I know this chick has only fucked black guys…. and no matter what consequences she gets, will continue, until some hood-rich white guy (think Gianetti), knocks her up. Then she’s back into her mom’s basement, and her 3 brothers that don’t invite her or her kids to Thanksgiving or Christmas. After that happens, she’ll still think it’s all her brothers’ fault.
The story about punking down a white boy and his bitch might be true. I’m not saying how I know I just know.
A euphemism for someone with Histrionic Personality Disorder. Someone who is tormented by the idea that they may not be the center of attention. Often linked to a lack of parental attention in childhood and various personality disorders.
The ego of an attention whore is huge, and also extremely fragile. And especially with the advent of social sites, the urge to become famous could cloud rational judgment with impulsive risky behavior for short term doses of attention.
A term for someone who seeks attention in desperate, obvious, or inappropriate ways and cannot differentiate between positive and negative attention.
Take unstable young women and feed them Kardashian Reality TV and and 24/7 social media with Black worship MSM you get this crazy whore.
Chris “the rival” Palmerino makes more sense.
TB………I honestly have no idea what she is saying, it would be great if her videos could be translated, it doesn’t have to be verbatim, just the cliff notes, thanks in advance. What I did take from all this is that what we have here is a wigger, nothing new there, their population has been growing steadily since the late 80’s.
P.S. Question, when 1 of these retards becomes president will we have their speeches translated, or will we have to just guess at what is being said to figure out how fucked we are?
She’s a pharmacist somebody better audit the controlled substances.
I may be wrong, but……………I think when she says she’s a pharmacist, she is referring to her involvement in the sales of “drugs”, not drugs if you know what I mean. 1 requires a degree, the other requires an unlicensed firearm.
Nope a really pharmacist for a pretty well known retail pharmacy chain not too far away. Worcester south lucky to have her ( insert eye roll)
Mental illness is a sad thing.
If you look at the raw material that she had to work with, she could have been a major piece of ass. If she had chosen education, employment, and authenticity, she would have had a nice life. Now she’ll look like Nana by the time she’s 40. If she makes it to 40.
A tragic metaphor for so much our broken nation.
Social Media is Anal Cancer
she “put some white boys onto something.”
Yeah lol! Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, Herpes…
Calling it. Ratchet Madness 2022 Champion.
how did I know, before I even saw it, she was doing black guys, how did I know?
wanna know what she’ll look like when she gets older, take a good look at the grandmother, yuck
Remember the days when normal people used to work? To bed early, 6am alarm clock- maybe 5 on the snooze button. Cuppa Joe and a camel, into the shower, dressed and onto the highway. Ten hours later, stuck in traffic, in the dark, in the snow. Get home at 7:30 ya missed the news and when you check the Mcdonalds bag for yer crappy mcNugget dinner, they forgot the sauce. Oh well… Might as well turn in early… Tommorow gonna come soon.
She’s a mixed up, shook up girl.
Early favorite for 2022 Rachel Madness
I would suck a fart out of her ass if I got the chance!
Hang around outside a 7-11 with a blunt, she’s a classy bitch. Watch out for the anal cum deposits.
You just ruined this wholesome fantasy I was having, forget the whole thing now.
Train wreck, dumpster fire, whatevuh, this girl is mentally ill
Fairhaven, the cleaner part of New Bedford. Fucking Portuguese, I bet her piss flippers smell like linquica and beer. Too bad Big Dan’s closed down, she’d be next for the pool table Rumba!
That’s the stuff of nightmares.
I think I caught crabs through my computer monitor
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there
She never used to act black like this and had no blackcent, she’s as white as you could get. Then she started popping percs and xans and hanging with nogs, then before you knew it she was blowing guys for fentanyl and talking like a spook.
I also want to fully disclose that while I was in high school, I used to hang around mall bathrooms and ask people if I could taste their shoes.
Well that’s BLACK enough for me.
Besides she is contaminated now.
Expelled from being a Caucasian.
A little shoe polish should help.
I’ll destroy her in a rap battle and if I lose I’ll just murder her
I thought being a black person in America was a death sentence yet all of the gutter rats believe that it’s cool. This country is doomed.
So she’s an octaroon???
This is what happens when parents give up on their child. By the way, Portugal is a European nation inhabited by WHITE people.
We should nuke it from orbit,just to be sure.
Being one myself, it always saddens me to see the product of a poor upbringing.
White? Don’t you dare forget your history!
“History of Portugal: In 711-716 an invasion by the Islamic Umayyad Caliphate, comprising Berbers from North Africa and Arabs from the Middle East plus other Muslims from all around the Islamic world, conquered the Visigoth Kingdom and founded the Islamic State of Al-Andalus. The Umayyads reigned supreme and advanced through Iberia and France until the Battle of Tours (732) and endured in the south until the final reconquista of the Algarve (Gharb Al-Andalus) in 1294. “
LOL!! Just like how all the Italian dark-skinned, curly-haird WOPs tell us how they expelled the Moors. Think again. Good thing you live in Brazil, 1990, now.
That’s exactly what USA is now, Brazil c.1990
That is a nice pooper!
Upvote if you agree, downvote if you are homo.
I’ll check back in a few after I’ve taken my post rub-out nap.
Like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.
She got a big ass but I can’t tell if she’s 21 or 50?
Time to grow up if your 50 hun…..if you’re 21 well you still got a couple good years until you discover how much you fucked up your life
Mentally ill white bitches dying to go ghetto and roll in the coal the skank is going to pay a heavy toll.
I could train her to be a legend.
Committing violent crimes and calling yourself a victim.
Living off the government.
Not having a job.
Living in squalor like animals.
Not knowing who your father is.
Not knowing how to swim.
Not finishing high school.
Being loud in movie theaters.
No sense of accountability.
You forgot voting democrat over and over again thinking your life would improve overnight. Dumb fucks lol
All I can say….she is a fucking retard.
America has destroyed you…go back to Portugal.
I hate the idea of blaming her parents. But… Does she have a parent who is a judge in the Commonwealth?
She can pinch a chocolate hotdog on my chest anytime…
I bet you can shove a full beer can up her va jay jay and should can shoot it out with such force, it will lodge itself into a wall. BTW get a boob job with that UE money you disease spreading whore.
Need a job? These kids today just don’t get it. Have they never seen a donkey show?!?!?
Bet her vag smells like stale wet newport butts, rancid milk, and trash can juice.
How Dare You!!!
suck my cock retard