New Bedford Live is one of my favorite pages on the Internet. It’s basically one man archiving a collection of World Star caliber videos that all take place within a two mile radius of downtown New Bedford. Today’s video (which we uploaded to YouTube because Facebook has a tendency to remove fun videos like this) comes from Sylvia’s Discount Liquors, and features two wild fupapotamus’ in their natural environment beating the shit out of a rival crack bunny with a bottle and their feet as their MOVING VEHICLE coasts through the parking lot without a driver. Watch:
And that ladies and gentlemen is what a crack-lesbo conflict looks like during mating season. That is the most New Bedford thing these eyes have ever seen. They couldn’t even be bothered to put the car in park the second they saw this crackho, who more than likely committed the unforgivable sin of accusing the driver of taking the last crack rock. That car just kept on rolling.
Luckily a good samaritan saw this driverless Obamamobile coasting through the parking lot and towards civilians and other cars and he alertly jumped into it, put it into park, and ran over to end the New Bedford airing of grievances.
At that point though the damage was done, as the lead fupapotamus had already hit her over the head with a bottle not once, not twice, but three times before it finally shattered.
To her credit the rival actually gets up, continues to fight, and still talks shit after the receiving the hoodrat helicopter.
A lot of people are complaining that the camera man did nothing to try to stop this.
Oh fuck off. I will be the first to admit that there is a 0.0% chance I would even consider intervening if I saw that. I’m glad someone else did, but it sure as hell wouldn’t be my ass jumping in the middle of a syphilis sandwich full of haymakers and broken glass. If you would, that’s great. But calm your tits if you expect everyone else to. The woman who filmed it did more to bring this to light than anyone. People who stand by and film stuff like this aren’t cowards, they’re reporters. The advent of social media has made everyone with an iPhone a citizen journalist, and it’s their job to document this shit. Walter Cronkite won awards for traveling to Vientam and covering the war there. Was he supposed to kill Vietcong too? Get over yourself.
The bottom line is that the “victim” who got her head smashed in by a bottle probably doesn’t even give a shit. This is just your standard Thursday afternoon at the discount liquor store for her, and I’m willing to be it’s not the first time she’s had a bottle of Henny broken over her head. Guaranteed she sought no medical treatment and immediately turned her attention to whose mutton dagger she had to give a tongue bath to in order to get her next bag. Just put some tussin on it and enjoy the fact that we all got to watch this New Bedford urban safari.
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I think I just pissed a few drops in my shorts reading these super intellectual posts.. God Bless Amerika
Was in New Bedford a week ago on a Tuesday right after school let out. Some drunk cunt was driving around, drunk, with a megaphone, and using its siren feature to cut traffic. Dumb bitch almost made me hit her, but with my luck she stole the car and ate the owner, or just plain doesnt have insurance New Bedford PD just laughed when I called. They said they would keep an eye out but it was pretty obvious they gave a shit less.
Typical spook fight. It’s never one on one
Captured in their wild habitat
Ah, yes !
Savages being savages !
And just think ?
Every day you go to work, work hard, and have money stolen from your paycheck by the Democrats to help support these fine specimens of humanity.
Yep ! Keep mindlessly and myopically voting the (D) folks !
You real what you sow !
Sorry for the typo. My fingers are tired from working for a living…
I love this time of the year. At night if you leave the windows open you can hear the moon crickets.
Fkn Democrats, smh.
I’m from New Bedford and yes it is a shit hole for the most part but there are good parts just like any other city this particular plaza is one of the worst with a Price Rite and a Aarons rental next-door and a homeless encampment in the back behind the train tracks you could find these types of activities going on at anytime of the day definitely not for your average white guilt ridden soy boy but if you’ve grown up with These mongoloids you know how to deal with them uncle turtle boy Is 100% right too I wouldn’t Touch either one of these gunt tuggers with Clyde’s dick the fat puke helping is definitely getting head For a rock So for all those snowflakes complaining about someone taping it you go to that Plaza or the Avenue or any other place around the city where this shit goes on and intervene see if you don’t end up with a syringe in your fucking neck
Hey Secret city Syphilis….Is your goddamn punctuation broke?? I almost fucking passed out reading your sentagraph.
aaargh! if that was me rum they broke open i would send those scalliwags to davey jone’s locker
Apparently they all don’t wear flowers in their hair and hug in New Bedford.
How dare us posters taint their experience with cold rationalism and irrefutable logic.
What are the chances of anyone in this parking lot winning the lottery and the Nobel Peace Prize on their birthday during a lunar eclipse?
Hey be man be
Dat be my brudder Fat be Albert be
That was a guntasaurus not a fupapotomus. The guntasaurus was long thought to be eradicated in the western world, however government subsidies and white guilt has brought it back from the brink of extinction. The guntasaurus is not easily identifiable as it is often mistaken for the fupapotomus and also the silverback ape-Rex. The main distinction between the guntasaurus and the other savage species is the inability to distinguish where the abdomen ends and the pelvic region begins. The guntsaurus is extremely dangerous and doesn’t give a fuck about anything. If you should be unlucky enough to encounter one in the pavement jungle it is best to not make eye contact and back away slowly. It is always a good idea to carry a watermelon and box of fried chicken when in their habitat to drop before running if one charges, there is a good chance it will stop and take advantage of it favorite meal, a free one bought by a human.
Tossing a basketball or Air Jordan sneakers over to a guntasaurus also tends to distract it during an attack
I wonder which 3rd world country is more of a shithole: Botswana or New Bedford. I think this answers that question.
according to one web site:
Botswana is considered one of the safest countries in Africa and violent attacks towards travelers are rare but petty crime does exist. … The good news is Maun, the gateway to the Okavango Delta, doesn’t really experience high levels of crime. Foreigners have been robbed, but it isn’t a common thing.
So, I guess New Bedford wins that prize.
But what about Lawrence ? Or are they own special category of shithole
They have a very passionate and animated culture.
Diversity is to be embraced. Conflict resolution takes many forms and shapes.
Concerning the white tee-shirt thing.
I thought Shirley Hemphill from “What’s Happening!!” died in 1999.
I’m guessing that was ReRun stopping the mayhem who I also thought was dead.
Orangutangs wearing clothes
“Was he supposed to Vietcong, too?” LOL LOL LOL
Is this suddenly the final episode of Seinfeld? There is no “Good Samaritan Law”, and thank God for that!
Pig Bitches in battle! Love it! Oink! Take a bottle to the head! Oink! Fuck the car! Get the bitch! Oink! Oink!
I am waiting for global warming to raise the sea levels enough to wash New Bedford out to sea
Unless it’s a Japanese Tidal wave, they just settle in non-infested areas because there’ll be plenty of time.
After the Good Samaritan helped the victim to his windowless van he whisked her away to the safety of his S&M dungeon.
This is what trumps amerikkka looks like
Special counsel Robert Mueller publicly discussed the Russia investigation this morning, and he explicitly stated there were no circumstances of criminality on the part of DJT.
#Trump2020, get used to it, buttercup.
Was the person filing using an Obamaphone ?
Let them destroy themselves
Sorry ass face but that’s the America that Obama created. One of entitlement, welfare dependency and laziness.
Obama didn’t create entitlement, welfare dependency and laziness but her certainly helped elevated it to a whole new level
WALT OSTRANDER likes young boys
End EBT and Food Stamps.
Looks like nobody is going to starve.
True. Unconvicted murderer, rapist and all around shit stain Ted Kennedy is truly at fault. Obama just encouraged it to a fault. Why work when the gubmint will take care of you cradle to grave
I was going to say something about breaking a perfectly good bottle of booze, until I remembered that’s it’s only a Henny.
Get a job yet?
Is this the parking lot where they have the electronic fence that stops your shopping cart in its tracks when you try to take it back to your section 8 shithole?
Once again, no one throws a good uppercut.