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Self Appointed New Bedford Vigilante Carlos Felix Basically Saves Some Hoodrat’s Life After Being American History X’d While Junkbox Steals His Wallet

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A while back SSTG kind of crapped on Carlos Felix, the guy who runs the New Bedford Live Facebook page, and basically acts as the self-appointed town vigilante. But I can’t help but respect the shit out of him for what he did in these two videos here. First it shows two New Bedford sewer minions rolling around in a game of Hoodbooger Twister while a junkbox deluxe rifled through one of their pockets:

Just another Monday night in New Bedford. The only thing he got wrong was that the woman was innocent. That skagbag was clearly rifling through his pockets and working in conjunction with Timberland Tebow:

Right here you can see her with the victim’s wallet, and then Timberland Tebow tells her to “take his wallet,” as she holds onto her New Bedford lunchbox (a plastic bag filled with broken dreams) for dear life, and he gives the victim a Plymouth Street Pretzel:

Once she has it she says, “let him go.” Which he does. But he also then proceeds to punch him in the head and American History X his face right into the curb.

Like I said, he’s giving this skag a free pass by covering her face. He just forgot to do it here:

It’s like Simba and Scar looking at Moofasa’s corpse. Heavy shit.

Gotta love how he edits these videos for the dramatic too. It’s bloody Shakespearian:

But what he did next was so bad ass I will forever respect Carlos for this:


The only thing I disagree with is insinuating that this is somehow the cop’s fault. It’s New Bedford. This shit is happening on every other corner. The video was a few seconds long. The NBPD are not Batman. They’ll get there in a couple minutes just like any first responder would.

But wow, he might’ve saved that dude’s life. Much more ballsy than me or anyone else I know.

He really had them thinking he was a cop. He got them to drop the bounty, put their hands up, and walk over to the wall and spread em:

No way was she dropping her New Bedford lunchbox though.

Eventually this goon figured out that something didn’t smell right:

And that was the end of that video. But this was like an infomercial on why citizens should be allowed to legally carry guns, especially in shitholes like New Bedford. You think that mother fucker right there gives a fuck about your life? He will kill you for a Applebee’s Gift Card and think nothing of it. Anyone know who he is, or the name of his accomplice? Love to look through their Facebook pages and Google trophy cabinets.

Naturally there was a lot of this in the comments too:

Oh shut the fuck up. Why didn’t he do something? Newsflash – he did a lot more than you did sitting on your ass Monday morning quarterbacking this fiasco. He might’ve saved the guy’s life by telling them to drop it and put their hands up. Timberland Tebow is an animal. He’s no different from a hungry dingo in the Great Victoria Desert. Anyone who says they would’ve gotten out of that car without a loaded weapon is a LIAR!! Most would’ve just kept on driving. Don’t disrupt the hoodrat food chain. Let nature take its course.

Not Carlos though. Dude might have his flaws, but this was something he should be commended for, and we tip our cap to him on this one.

23 Comment(s)
  • The beautiful one
    January 24, 2018 at 9:01 am

    This just in Dede still fat and ugly

  • Mutha Funkin Ron O'Neal
    January 23, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    the fb comments at the end just prove that trolls exist. People asking for carlos to get in trouble or that he should get out and get stabbed with an aids needle and not film it so they can run away and there is no evidence. No person on this planet that does not have CTE would think such things.

    • January 23, 2018 at 7:23 pm

      What you say bout my mama?!?!??

    • Tat Lawson
      January 23, 2018 at 8:27 pm

      Hey Mutha Fucken Ron O’Neal, don’t you think it’s time you pay me back the money you owe me?

  • Bronsonized
    January 23, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    If all the criminals in New Bedford were gone, would even their own mothers miss them? Trick question, their mothers are also criminals so they would be gone.

    • Mutha Funkin Ron O'Neal
      January 23, 2018 at 7:19 pm

      is that the guy from Bronson Missouri? no dice on the cookies

    • Rahrahrah
      January 24, 2018 at 1:22 am

      If all the criminals in New Bedford were gone New Bedford would be a ghost town! There wouldn’t even be any cops left, just a few dozen elderly people and a couple thousand babies and toddlers.

  • tracy
    January 23, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    props to Carlos ,,,why would he get out of the car and get himself hurt or killed ,,,he probably saved this guys life,,,how the hell does he know if that ude was carrying come n now

  • ElJefe72
    January 23, 2018 at 5:45 pm

     When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.  Arm yourself.

  • They call me Ponch
    January 23, 2018 at 4:33 pm

    Hands up, don’t shoot.

    He dindu nuttin.

    GTFOH

  • No justice
    January 23, 2018 at 2:35 pm

    At least in American History X the guy who got stomped was the one doing the stealing. This poor fool got mugged probably after being honey dicked by that skank

  • Republican Meanie
    January 23, 2018 at 2:30 pm

    Illegals getting robbed.

    The irony is planet sized.

    • True Reality Speaks
      January 23, 2018 at 8:51 pm

      Almost as ironic as dems saying they respect the rule of law and that they represent the American working class.

  • Steven Stover
    January 23, 2018 at 1:56 pm

    Someday when this as swipe gets killed by a cop the SJW crowd will be marching and having candlelight vigils. Maybe society will get lucky and a rival as swipe will kill him. Hopefully very soon.

    • Welcome to Masshole Ghetto
      January 24, 2018 at 6:02 am

      Odds are he will die by another criminal, criminals don’t worry about using deadly force.

      Look at the arrogance on his face when he approaches the car. He has just stomped a persons head in a mugging with many witnesses. He has no fear and why should he be afraid.

      Prison is a place to gain some street cred and see his homies. Peeps like him thrive in the Massachusetts welfare and legal system and dominate the ghetoted out old factory cities, they are domestic terrorists. One shit bag like him holds a whole neighborhood hostage and there are way more than one per neighborhood. ISIS on welfare with public defenders, you must live by their version of sharia law (hood-booger law) or suffer the consequences. Rape, murder, beatings, extortion.

  • HUGH JASS'S MOM
    January 23, 2018 at 1:56 pm

    you need to get your ass up here. how many times have i told you about using my computer? you are lucky the police doesnt see you on that computer. you know your not supposed to be on any computer until your probation is up, and if you are watching those sheep fucking videos again, then you are grounded. now get up here and rub my feet.

    • Hugh Jass
      January 23, 2018 at 2:06 pm

      Excellent! I just ran pepsi cola thru my nose after reading your post!

  • Vladimir PutinAss
    January 23, 2018 at 1:48 pm

    U r a hero Carlos

  • Hugh Jass
    January 23, 2018 at 12:51 pm

    Just like DeDe Delgado stole TB’s tough-guy aura… all hat, no cattle.

    • MrSmiley
      January 23, 2018 at 1:56 pm

      Just like no one cares when you restate the same crap over and over..

      • Hugh Jass
        January 23, 2018 at 2:08 pm

        Big, touch TB. Talks a big game. Mr. Big Time Operator. Can’t even best a halfwit like DeDe where the rubber meets the road.

  • love
    January 23, 2018 at 12:45 pm

    soooo epic

    lovely to witness predator become prey muahahahahahahahah

    • Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      January 23, 2018 at 8:44 pm

      STFU pussy.

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