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A while back SSTG kind of crapped on Carlos Felix, the guy who runs the New Bedford Live Facebook page, and basically acts as the self-appointed town vigilante. But I can’t help but respect the shit out of him for what he did in these two videos here. First it shows two New Bedford sewer minions rolling around in a game of Hoodbooger Twister while a junkbox deluxe rifled through one of their pockets:
Just another Monday night in New Bedford. The only thing he got wrong was that the woman was innocent. That skagbag was clearly rifling through his pockets and working in conjunction with Timberland Tebow:
Right here you can see her with the victim’s wallet, and then Timberland Tebow tells her to “take his wallet,” as she holds onto her New Bedford lunchbox (a plastic bag filled with broken dreams) for dear life, and he gives the victim a Plymouth Street Pretzel:
Once she has it she says, “let him go.” Which he does. But he also then proceeds to punch him in the head and American History X his face right into the curb.
Like I said, he’s giving this skag a free pass by covering her face. He just forgot to do it here:
It’s like Simba and Scar looking at Moofasa’s corpse. Heavy shit.
Gotta love how he edits these videos for the dramatic too. It’s bloody Shakespearian:
But what he did next was so bad ass I will forever respect Carlos for this:
The only thing I disagree with is insinuating that this is somehow the cop’s fault. It’s New Bedford. This shit is happening on every other corner. The video was a few seconds long. The NBPD are not Batman. They’ll get there in a couple minutes just like any first responder would.
But wow, he might’ve saved that dude’s life. Much more ballsy than me or anyone else I know.
He really had them thinking he was a cop. He got them to drop the bounty, put their hands up, and walk over to the wall and spread em:
No way was she dropping her New Bedford lunchbox though.
Eventually this goon figured out that something didn’t smell right:
And that was the end of that video. But this was like an infomercial on why citizens should be allowed to legally carry guns, especially in shitholes like New Bedford. You think that mother fucker right there gives a fuck about your life? He will kill you for a Applebee’s Gift Card and think nothing of it. Anyone know who he is, or the name of his accomplice? Love to look through their Facebook pages and Google trophy cabinets.
Naturally there was a lot of this in the comments too:
Oh shut the fuck up. Why didn’t he do something? Newsflash – he did a lot more than you did sitting on your ass Monday morning quarterbacking this fiasco. He might’ve saved the guy’s life by telling them to drop it and put their hands up. Timberland Tebow is an animal. He’s no different from a hungry dingo in the Great Victoria Desert. Anyone who says they would’ve gotten out of that car without a loaded weapon is a LIAR!! Most would’ve just kept on driving. Don’t disrupt the hoodrat food chain. Let nature take its course.
Not Carlos though. Dude might have his flaws, but this was something he should be commended for, and we tip our cap to him on this one.